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Jesus speaks through the Republicans
2004-11-10, 2:42 AM #1
http://www.mcall.com/news/opinion/letters/all-balboanov08,0,3274850.story?coll=all-newsopinionletters-hed

Quote:
I hope the election of George W. Bush is seen as a wake-up call to all the liberal Democrats who oppose God's will.

It is His doing that George W. Bush is still our president. Millions of born-again Christians helped win this election through our prayers and votes. Jesus speaks through the Republicans.

The Democrats will not be able to win elections until they renounce their sinful ways and stop encouraging abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns.

Earl Balboa

Washington Township


Does anyone else find that absolutely hilarious?
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2004-11-10, 2:51 AM #2
A touch frightening if you really want to know...

*shudder*

[EDIT: Spotted the word 'gayness' and that is hilarious]
2004-11-10, 2:55 AM #3
As usual, it would be funny if it wasn't true...
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2004-11-10, 3:02 AM #4
LOL, oh dear...
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2004-11-10, 3:15 AM #5
not even going to make a personal comment about this

*shakes head at the ignorance of some people*

*walks away*
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2004-11-10, 3:34 AM #6
Somehow the "take away our guns" is out of context over there... At least that one. I don't remember Jesus teaching all the people should bear guns. But perhaps I just don't remember it... :rolleyes:
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2004-11-10, 3:35 AM #7
So....how exactly does he talk through them? I sure hope it involves some kind of sock puppet, because that would be funky.
2004-11-10, 3:50 AM #8
I think running stupidly large defecit budgets and invading other countries has something to do with it, Jeff.
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2004-11-10, 4:28 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
Somehow the "take away our guns" is out of context over there... At least that one. I don't remember Jesus teaching all the people should bear guns. But perhaps I just don't remember it... :rolleyes:


Hey, how did you think Jesus and moses faught off the romans?

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2004-11-10, 6:12 AM #10
Hahaha, idiots.
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2004-11-10, 6:37 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaiph
So....how exactly does he talk through them? I sure hope it involves some kind of sock puppet, because that would be funky.


Quote:
Originall posted by Spork
I think running stupidly large defecit budgets and invading other countries has something to do with it, Jeff.


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2004-11-10, 6:52 AM #12
If Jesus speaks through Republicans, then the concept of democracy is undermining God. If it was a Republican-led dictatorship, then it would be a nation led and ruled by God.
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2004-11-10, 6:56 AM #13
Of course Jesus speaks through the Repbulicans. Didn't anyone watch teh convention? Didn't you guys see the halo above Bushs's head and the heavenly choir behind him?
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2004-11-10, 6:57 AM #14
Choir?! I thought that was Dick Cheny's Chins....
2004-11-10, 7:25 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Martyn
Choir?! I thought that was Dick Cheny's Chins....


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2004-11-10, 7:45 AM #16
It frustrates me that some Republicans would attempt to some how strip me of my faith.

Also:
2004-11-10, 7:45 AM #17
And:
2004-11-10, 8:54 AM #18
Wait what? Jesus speaks through us? I didn't get the memo on this one.

Wookie, PW, JL, has Jesus been talking to you?
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2004-11-10, 9:16 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
Somehow the "take away our guns" is out of context over there:rolleyes:
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2004-11-10, 9:18 AM #20
Pfft. What a load. Everyone knows that God hates America.
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2004-11-10, 10:06 AM #21
It's true. I saw it on tv.
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2004-11-10, 10:07 AM #22
And TV never lies to us.
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2004-11-10, 10:29 AM #23
No TV and no beer make Homer something something..
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2004-11-10, 10:37 AM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaiph
So....how exactly does he talk through them? I sure hope it involves some kind of sock puppet, because that would be funky.


Lord knows thats the only way to get something through Dubya's mind.
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2004-11-10, 11:08 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
No TV and no beer make Homer something something..


Go Crazy?

Second time is the last week I've seen that quote on a forum and responded to it. :p
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2004-11-10, 11:14 AM #26
lol this is almost as bad as Kerry the Jew over at...

[url]www.georgewbush.org[/url]
2004-11-10, 1:37 PM #27
O.o

Clearly God's words.
2004-11-10, 2:49 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Go Crazy?


DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!
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2004-11-10, 2:55 PM #29
Bible (t)humpers
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2004-11-10, 3:06 PM #30
Holy buy bull
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2004-11-10, 3:08 PM #31
You need to take the politics of your country seriously, but I think this is going a little too far.
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2004-11-10, 3:54 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Does anyone else find that absolutely hilarious?


I'm a Catholic Republican, and i can't help but start laughing at that. Ah, the idiocy.
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2004-11-10, 4:10 PM #33
It's people like that who give Christians, or any other religious people, a bad name.
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2004-11-10, 7:10 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
lol this is almost as bad as Kerry the Jew over at...

[url]www.georgewbush.org[/url]
Gold. :D
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2004-11-10, 7:27 PM #35
dear lord....:p
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-11-10, 7:32 PM #36
Jesus has... kinda let himself go lately.

Hrm.
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2004-11-10, 8:09 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Whelly
It's people like that who give Christians, or any other religious people, a bad name.
2004-11-10, 8:10 PM #38
Wouldn't be surprised if there was any truth to that Bush website.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-10, 8:18 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
Wouldn't be surprised if there was any truth to that Bush website.


You mean http://www.georgewbush.org/ ?
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2004-11-10, 8:46 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Whelly
It's people like that who give Christians, or any other religious people, a bad name.


There've been a lot of those lately. :p
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