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Amazing link (PG rated) God Bless Beer
2004-11-12, 8:55 AM #1
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Type the following:

FIGHT (massassians would love this)
shirt
Beer
Banana
Tickle
Arse

type others, use your imagination, you wont be dissapointed :p

ps, dont ban me/close this thread, semi naked women promoting beer is a healthy part of society.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-12, 8:57 AM #2
Try "Be nice" for an... interesting result.
The answer is maybe.
2004-11-12, 9:15 AM #3
Nice this is cooler than the chicken that did stuff.

Be nice is very disturbing don't do it. :)
2004-11-12, 9:17 AM #4
That one is better than the chicken.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-11-12, 10:33 AM #5
Try

"kiss"

and

"lap dance"
2004-11-12, 11:52 AM #6
:eek: pulls down pants...
2004-11-12, 12:39 PM #7
don't type "sing"
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-11-12, 12:49 PM #8
Try "shrug and smile."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-12, 12:55 PM #9
hehehe, seen it before, but it's great.
Pissed Off?
2004-11-13, 3:53 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
Try "shrug and smile."


I prefer "splits" or "wet."
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-11-13, 4:07 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by burrie
Try "Be nice" for an... interesting result.



O_O!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!!1111
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2004-11-13, 4:24 AM #12
Kiss was...awesome. As was banana.

Time to get a girlfriend... *sigh*
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2004-11-13, 8:56 AM #13
...so you can post pre-recorded actions of her on the internet?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-11-13, 9:44 AM #14
"kick it up" is hilarious
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2004-11-13, 1:48 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Daft_Vader
"kick it up" is hilarious


it does the same thing as if you type "guy"
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-11-13, 1:55 PM #16
can i see the chicken one?
nope.
2004-11-13, 2:03 PM #17
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
2004-11-13, 2:06 PM #18
Shut up Boco, you arnt even a steam train! When you stole Bill and Ben's trucks, Gordon should have kicked your ***!

:mad:
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2004-11-13, 2:09 PM #19
WTF
nope.
2004-11-13, 2:27 PM #20
lol I'm sure some people will get it.
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2004-11-13, 2:33 PM #21
?
nope.
2004-11-13, 2:37 PM #22
Boco is off Thomas The Tank Engine, surely you saw that when you were a kid! Ringo Starr Was The Narator!
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2004-11-13, 2:39 PM #23
O fcourse i saw it, but wha? I got the name because i lost the password email for the name Boko, and this is the clostest i can get to my usual alias
nope.
2004-11-13, 2:45 PM #24
I'm joking matey!

"Of course he can lift that table, he can lift his wallet" for example, what I say when my rich friend is doing anything. We all take the micheal out of each other.

*sigh*

Boco was a great train though.
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Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)
2004-11-13, 3:43 PM #25
Thank you clan
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-11-13, 11:37 PM #26
Oh... When I saw "Boco," for some reason, the only character that I thought of was the chocobo in Final Fantasy V...
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-11-14, 1:03 AM #27
"Get Naked"

o.0
2004-11-14, 9:34 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by greenboy_009
"Get Naked"


Yeah, does the same thing if you type "pants."

Haha, try "belly."

Man, I want a beer.

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