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This is the best thing I've seen all day.

2004-11-12, 9:25 AM #1

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/436/

Owned.

2004-11-12, 10:06 AM #2

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-12, 12:58 PM #3

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

That's exactly what wou ld happen if you tried to catch a tree.

Pissed Off?

2004-11-12, 2:37 PM #4

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

That's an OLD movie too. There are at least two more that follow along the same basic theme. ESPN made them I think. I have all of them somewhere, funny as hell, every one of them.

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2004-11-12, 3:16 PM #5

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

See? Natural selection still works.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-11-12, 4:02 PM #6

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

yeah, one's about professional cliff diving or something?

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2004-11-12, 6:33 PM #7

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
yeah, one's about professional cliff diving or something?

Yeah. I think it was in Turkish or something. This guy jumps off a cliff and lands in a big sand bank on his head. The entire time he's doing this there's an announcer talking just like in the Olympics. And at the end, just like in the Olympics, the judges politely clap and hold up score numbers.

Another one was set in Russia and involved two men slaping each other's faces. That one I found to be the funniest by far since it was the one that seemed to be the most random.

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Last Stand

2004-11-12, 10:25 PM #8

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

Ruthervain you have no idea what you have unleashed... it has taken time but now it's time for me to harness the awesome power of sconage. BEHOLD

2004-11-12, 11:00 PM #9

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Tree-huggers.

2004-11-13, 12:10 AM #10

Daft_Vader

Daftendirekt

Posts: 4,628

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn42689
Tree-huggers.

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