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Post the maddest thing you've ever done.
2004-11-14, 1:13 PM #1
Hi!
Just thought maybe the Forums could use a topic like this.

You shall post something that you have done that earned you the title of all synonims to the word insane. I'd prefer if you caught this on Film, but it could also be on Picture or a description...

Sadly, I haven't anything like that to show you, YET!

Lets see your insanity while I cook up mine.

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-11-14, 1:20 PM #2
Anger control issues..
I think it has to be a combination of events.
Someone cut me off, crashed into me. Assaulted them.

I drove into a tree. Punched it untill my knuckles were bloody and raw.

Drove to the mall once to "Meet" my freinds, they decided not to go and forgot to tell me. I punched my windsheild as I called them up looking for them, and I shattered it.

Etc... Involve stuff with me getting pissed off, then either me breaking something, or cutting up/injuring my hands in the process of breaking something.
2004-11-14, 1:24 PM #3
I do improvised comedy - we finished a big show (my first) with "Bucket of Death". Basically you have four players, two teams, and the first pair (one from each team) start off a random scene, doesn't matter what. The remaining players have their heads dunked in buckets of water (from the start, so don't even know what the scene's about, all you can hear is your own frantic heartbeat).

The object of the game is really to not drown. Your on-stage team mate will, throughout the scene, try to find excuses to leave and tag you out (and stick their head in the bucket instead), the opposing on-stage player will try to block those attempts, whilst making his own.

I nearly effing drowned on stage!!

We had a safety code, which was that you could thrash around all you liked for laughs, but if you tapped the bucket you were in it deep and really needed rescuing - the act went down so well that the two on stage couldn't hear me and nick tapping out...

It was funny with hindsight! :)

(we have the show on dodgy video, but I don't have it)

I did get the biggest laugh of the whole two hour gig playing that, but it's a touch unreapeatable here, so I'll keep it shut for now ;)
2004-11-14, 2:09 PM #4
This one time, I rolled around in a big pile of Fritos in this dude's basement... it was awesome.

Anyways, except for the occasional bomb-building, I haven't really done anything crazy.
Stuff
2004-11-14, 2:20 PM #5
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/thingie.jpg]

Or maybe it was complete boredom.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-11-14, 2:27 PM #6
Probably the time that my friends and I decided it would be a good idea to play hide and go seek on the roof of our local school. The police weren't to keen on that one...
Life is beautiful.
2004-11-14, 2:34 PM #7
This one time, at band camp....

/couldn't resist

//is sorry
2004-11-14, 8:50 PM #8
Beer Pong in the Halls, WOO not getting caught by RA's

Then again... Our RA's were on duty, and they take us out to bars, etc..... So.... It still counts -.-
Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
2004-11-14, 8:55 PM #9
I WANT TO PLAY THAT MAP :eek:

2004-11-14, 9:02 PM #10
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnot appropriate
2004-11-14, 9:04 PM #11
But where's C3P0???
2004-11-14, 9:22 PM #12
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/cazor/3por2/3po1.jpg]
2004-11-14, 9:23 PM #13
Now where's the Tide?
2004-11-14, 9:26 PM #14
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/cazor/tide/tide2.jpg]
2004-11-14, 9:27 PM #15
For some reason I was more shocked by what appears to be you actually tonguing the cardboard than the homose... masturb.... they uh... The pic with 3 yous in it.
2004-11-14, 9:27 PM #16
I'm all out. :o
2004-11-14, 9:28 PM #17
ill tongue you!





no really.





i will.




*tongue*
2004-11-14, 9:39 PM #18
heh the other day while driving my dad's truck from the mall w/my copy of halo 2, i was in a turning lane, these old fools decide to cut me off without any turn signal and about crashed into me...i gave them the finger, blew them out for a whole minute til they got out of my way, and then realized my dad has that 'real men pray' bumper sticker. i had a good laugh afterwards.
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2004-11-15, 9:32 AM #19
Quote:
Martyn:
I do improvised comedy - we finished a big show (my first) with "Bucket of Death". Basically you have four players, two teams, and the first pair (one from each team) start off a random scene, doesn't matter what. The remaining players have their heads dunked in buckets of water (from the start, so don't even know what the scene's about, all you can hear is your own frantic heartbeat).

The object of the game is really to not drown. Your on-stage team mate will, throughout the scene, try to find excuses to leave and tag you out (and stick their head in the bucket instead), the opposing on-stage player will try to block those attempts, whilst making his own.

I nearly effing drowned on stage!!

We had a safety code, which was that you could thrash around all you liked for laughs, but if you tapped the bucket you were in it deep and really needed rescuing - the act went down so well that the two on stage couldn't hear me and nick tapping out...

It was funny with hindsight!

(we have the show on dodgy video, but I don't have it)

I did get the biggest laugh of the whole two hour gig playing that, but it's a touch unreapeatable here, so I'll keep it shut for now

Well, get it, digitize it, and show it!

Nästa!
Quote:
kyle90:
This one time, I rolled around in a big pile of Fritos in this dude's basement... it was awesome.

Anyways, except for the occasional bomb-building, I haven't really done anything crazy.

Quote:
Rogue Leader:
Probably the time that my friends and I decided it would be a good idea to play hide and go seek on the roof of our local school. The police weren't to keen on that one...
Vad:
Beer Pong in the Halls, WOO not getting caught by RA's

Then again... Our RA's were on duty, and they take us out to bars, etc..... So.... It still counts -.-
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OK, you three... Care to repeat it? *Holds up a video camera* :) :D

And my mad thing is still cooking...

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-11-15, 9:46 AM #20
leaping off of my friend brian's roof onto his trampoline while holding a plastic reindeer. I was gonan bounce up high and hurl it into the street, but I tripped at the edge, fell forward, landed on my head on the trampoline, bounced hard enough to make the trampoline stretch to the ground, slammed my head into the ground and got a concussion in the process, lost the reindeer, vaguely remember a splash, and then hit the CEMENT flat on my back.

My friends Mike and Brian were all like "Holy ****ing ****cookies!" and I got up, a little dizzy and with some help from them and the first thing i said was "I coulda died. Sweet."
Hazard a company one process.
2004-11-15, 9:51 AM #21
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
2004-11-15, 9:58 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Cazor
..........
O_o

You must watch Conan O'Brien.

We'll call it "Cazor on Cazor with Cazor watching."
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-11-15, 12:11 PM #23
Oh, Cazor! Next time someone says "Go screw yourself!", you could say "Been there, done that!" :D :p

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-11-15, 12:41 PM #24
I faked my own death once as part of a prank to get back at someone.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-11-15, 12:43 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Cazor
................


:eek:
Pissed Off?
2004-11-15, 1:35 PM #26
Eww, he was wearing pants. That's, like, so pr0n. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2004-11-15, 2:02 PM #27
Well, it all depends on my mood. I sometimes go into a manic state that is hilarious to others and myself. Then there's the pure fury that I can summon... people be scared.

The craziest thing I have ever done though? Hmm... well the stupidest was jumping off of the back of a moving truck (40MPH). As far as completely mad I would have to say when I nearly killed that kid in 7th grade. Otherwise it's just little things.
MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2004-11-15, 7:01 PM #28
Oh my God, Cazor.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-11-15, 8:30 PM #29
I really had hoped i would never see that 3PO pic again evar.
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-11-15, 8:53 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Prince Xizor
I really had hoped i would never see that 3PO pic again evar.


Embrace the manluv.
2004-11-15, 9:44 PM #31
Okay, would people seriously stop quoting the "Cazor watching Cazor on Cazor" pic? I scroll past it really fast because it disturbs me, but then there's another one right there underneath it!
Stuff
2004-11-15, 9:50 PM #32
Cazor wins.

No, nobody here has anything that can counter the above statement. WE should all hang our heads in shame as we cannot compete!!!
Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
2004-11-15, 9:58 PM #33
WTF are you talking about? I'm not hanging my head in shame!
2004-11-15, 11:24 PM #34
whats so great about that? your just upside down..
The keyboard is mightier than the ion cannon.

Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt! ^.^
2004-11-16, 2:53 AM #35
He's upside down in Canada...
2004-11-16, 4:14 AM #36
Quote:
Originally posted by Martyn:
He's upside down in Canada...


:D

The craziest thing I've ever done... Hm.

I was on a school trip and we were staying in this campgrounds kind of thing that had little rooms and buildings in some places. Right. I was sitting up on the roof of one place kind of on the edge, and these two kind of annoying kids (well one of them was anyways) were trying to get me to come down because we were going to have a campfire. They were kind of joking around telling me to just jump down. (It was 15 to 20 feet in the air, so they really were joking). So as they're doing this, I leap across the drop 4 or 5 feet over to the wall of another little balcony.

It scared the crap out of the kid.

(It was kind of scary for a second, because little chunks of the plaster wall gave out as I landed on it. :eek: )

IT was totally worth it though. Also, I had been thinking about doing it all night, it was just the kid provoking me that made me able to do it.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2004-11-16, 4:42 AM #37
I jumped off a bridge with friends. over a river. it was fun. then we did it all afternoon. the bridge was about 10 meters high.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-11-16, 9:33 AM #38
Aw... Did you have to take away Cazors picture just as I was going to show it to my friends?
Oh, well... Cazor, add a link with the title "Look at your own risk."

And I'm done with my insane thing. I took out my Webcam, aimed it, had soem music waiting for me, and went wild... I think the mad part of me made me post it here...

http://edward.leuf.org/x/MAD.zip

And anyone who does not laugh at this, gets his Insane title removed. :p :rolleyes:

And you new ones, could you please repeat it? *Continues to hold video camera*

/Edward

PS. This here shows us all that we have WAY too much time on our hands. no?
Edward's Cognative Hazards

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