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The Massassi Ranks
2004-04-12, 12:15 PM #1
I have constucted a ranking system for massassi...


_____________post ranks______________________
1=only has partial soul
5=soul is GONE
10=addicted
50=member
100=getting there
150=member+
300=short-time-member
500=knows-the-place
1000=massassian
2000=long time member
5000=total addict
10000=owned by massassi
20000=soulless
50000=uber-massassian
100000=get a life
100,000,000+=old man
___________levels____________________________
1=noob
2=creater
10=creater+
20=creater++++
30=total addict creater
40=total addict creater+
70+=total addict creator++++
Is that cool?and to make this relevant....rate your self im a Member+

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2004-04-12, 12:17 PM #2
Funny ranks, just don't expect them to get instituted. Most folks here despise even having *optional* avatars (as in you can turn them off), so this will never fly before hell freezes over.

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2004-04-12, 12:17 PM #3
No.

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2004-04-12, 12:18 PM #4
Yes. This describes the community so well. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-04-12, 12:19 PM #5
Oh, and I'm a total addict. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Very fitting.

Edit: Make that a total addict creator. (I'm assuming you mean levels as in JK levels and maps and stuff? Didn't notice that earlier).

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2004-04-12, 12:22 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Oh, and I'm a total addict. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Very fitting.</font>


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2004-04-12, 12:23 PM #7
Too bad UBB only supports 4 ranks.

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2004-04-12, 12:27 PM #8
Souls are gone before the first post and I resent the 10000 post rank as I have a life to go with my 10000 posts

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2004-04-12, 12:38 PM #9
Posts: 1478
Registered: February 03, 2003.
Status: Member

By the looks of things, I'm just a regular Member. But what's my level, I wonder... 20? Maybe 30?

/Edward


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2004-04-12, 12:39 PM #10
One serious problem Avenger already touched on. Massassi takes your soul with the first post.

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2004-04-12, 1:04 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
One serious problem Avenger already touched on. Massassi takes your soul with the first post.

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I thought it did when one registers membership.

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2004-04-12, 1:23 PM #12
so GBK is only owned by Massassi?

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2004-04-12, 1:37 PM #13
So I'm not a real massassian just because I don't have 1,000 posts yet? *sigh* All this time I thought I had acomplished SOMETHING in my life...

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2004-04-12, 2:12 PM #14
There are several (4? 5?) people with 10,000+ posts.

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2004-04-12, 2:23 PM #15
I really should have a higher post count since I have been here for quite a long time, but lately I haven't been posting that many times.
2004-04-12, 2:25 PM #16
1-100 posts 'n00b'
100 - 500 'Normal member'
500 - 1000 'Member High Class'
1000+ 'Life not detected'

That's my idea

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2004-04-12, 2:42 PM #17
It takes more than 10 posts to become addicted. This is massassi, not cocaine.
2004-04-12, 2:51 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
1-100 posts 'n00b'
100 - 500 'Normal member'
500 - 1000 'Member High Class'
1000+ 'Life not detected'

That's my idea

</font>


Except the majority of people who have over a thousand posts spend a far lower proportion of their time posting on Massassi. In otherwords, post counts are meaningless. A monthly (because habits change over time) post rate would be far more informative.
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2004-04-12, 3:01 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
No.

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He makes a good point.

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You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
2004-04-12, 3:30 PM #20
Still, I like Monoxide's better because it makes me 'high class'

*sigh* [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-12, 3:33 PM #21
then there's people like me who have been using the forums since massassi was a hosted site, i just dont post much at all.

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2004-04-12, 4:20 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Still, I like Monoxide's better because it makes me 'high class'

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2004-04-12, 4:30 PM #23
Your ranking system is flawed. I rank as "Long Time Member", but I've only been a member for a little over a year.

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2004-04-12, 4:30 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SMOCK!:
Still, I like Monoxide's better because it makes me 'high class'

*sigh* [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-12, 5:01 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Your ranking system is flawed. I rank as "Long Time Member", but I've only been a member for a little over a year.

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2004-04-12, 5:03 PM #26
These forums only allow a total of two ranks based on post counts. So even if we wanted to implement an in-depth ranking system, we wouldnt be able to as long as we continued to use these forums.

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2004-04-12, 5:03 PM #27
Yeah man honestly wtf...

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I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
2004-04-12, 5:22 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MikeC:
Massassi takes your soul with the first post.

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not me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-12, 5:26 PM #29
Hip-hip
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2004-04-12, 5:26 PM #30
HOORAY!

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2004-04-12, 5:27 PM #31
Just 1,000 short of being owned by Massassi...Mmm...

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2004-04-12, 5:28 PM #32
I sense... a great spaming in Massassi's future.

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I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

You know to be politically correct we really should kill the women and the minorities first...
2004-04-12, 5:30 PM #33
I'm glad I'm not 14 anymore. So awkward.

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2004-04-12, 6:30 PM #34
Nobody knows me, and I have nearly 2600 posts...

That is why your ranks are wrong.

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2004-04-12, 6:49 PM #35
I personally like massassi's blandness. It gives it character [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]. Its behind the times and still popular.

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2004-04-12, 7:04 PM #36
I'm a "knows-the-place massassian" for post count.
"creator+-------" for levels/mods. Many things I have worked on haven't been submitted (nor are many finished [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] ). A lot of them suck anyway.

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2004-04-12, 7:13 PM #37
Meh, I think no ranks is good....even admins/mods shouldn't have that as a rank. That way it's always a surprise who bans you!

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2004-04-12, 7:20 PM #38
My correct title is in fact Grand Sultanate, in the teapot heirarchy at least.

Failing that, i will accept Quasi-Sub-Supreme Salamander-Lemur Demi-Rhomboid-Emperor..

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2004-04-12, 10:58 PM #39
I always thought it would be kinda cool if a title was bestowed on Massassians for going above and beyond the call of a forum regular. Something like "hero" or "legend" maybe.

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2004-04-12, 11:53 PM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Nobody knows me, and I have nearly 2600 posts...

That is why your ranks are wrong.
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That's because most of us try to forget you, silly.
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