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For those of you wondering just how the Virgin Mary could appear in a cheese sandwich

2004-11-16, 2:35 PM #1

fishstickz

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

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2004-11-16, 2:38 PM #2

Wuss

Admits it.

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I would very much like to eat it, but apparently it was made over ten years ago. Oh well. Another dream destroyed.

2004-11-16, 3:35 PM #3

DogSRoOL

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I'm glad so many people know what the virgin Mary looked like. :rolleyes:

And should I feel sorry for the people who have jacked the bids up to $76100 in less than 24 hours?

No. I don't. Stupid people deserve to be in debt.

But EVERYONE LISTEN. This is how easy it is to make money on ebay. Take advantage of it. Seriously.

[edit: make that $79300.]
[edit2: make that $100,100. Damn, this guy's gonna be rich.]

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2004-11-16, 3:37 PM #4

MechWarrior

Should be.

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My sentaments exactly... how the hell does anyone know what the virgin Marry looks like?

2004-11-16, 3:39 PM #5

DogSRoOL

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Ok... I don't think some people are taking this seriously. You can literally sit and refresh the page and watch the values go up... now over half a million dollars.

And if they are serious... OMGWTFPIE.

[edit: Ok... it's over a million now. Yeah right.]

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2004-11-16, 3:41 PM #6

LividDK

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"High bidder: User ID kept private"

Yeah...I wouldn't admit to it, either.

2004-11-16, 3:43 PM #7

THRAWN

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I fail to see how thats the Virgin Mary. It could be Elvis Presley or Joan of Arc, or just some burns. Hell if I burn my toast I could probably find a face.

Ok, I just saw it go from 71 bids at $2 million to 69 bids at $5 million.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2004-11-16, 3:44 PM #8

herb

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Unbelievable. Over a million.

He could have scratched off the carbon with a tooth pick.

2004-11-16, 3:46 PM #9

Avenger

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Quote:

Originally posted by Wuss
I would very much like to eat it, but apparently it was made over ten years ago. Oh well. Another dream destroyed.

That wouldn't stop Homer Simpson.

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2004-11-16, 3:47 PM #10

DogSRoOL

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Quote:

Originally posted by Hebedee
He could have scratched off the carbon with a tooth pick.

Heh heh. You just gave me a great idea.
Unfortunately, I have no art skills.

I'm going to keep my eye on this item and see if the sale actually goes through at the end. If so... well, I shall think of a similar scam.

But I'm betting it doesn't.

[edit: now over 50 million bucks.]

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2004-11-16, 3:51 PM #11

Raoul Duke

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The bids are obviously fake......forgods sake have you people never seen a joke auction on Ebay?

2004-11-16, 4:07 PM #12

happydud

Didn't go boom.

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It's maxed out!

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2004-11-16, 4:08 PM #13

Thrawn[numbarz]

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It looks like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

2004-11-16, 4:44 PM #14

Wuss

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Or perhaps Marylyn Monroe?

2004-11-16, 5:12 PM #15

Pagewizard_YKS

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Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger
That wouldn't stop Homer Simpson.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......sacred 10 year old sandwich......

*drools*

2004-11-16, 5:15 PM #16

Ewoklover

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i bid on it:D

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2004-11-16, 5:16 PM #17

Jereiaki

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1) Either it'll mold.

2) The buyer will mass-produce the cheese sandwhich. I'll bet that it'll appear in Virgin Mary Stands around San Frisico.

EDIT: " You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago..."

Hmm...yet the bread and cheese are not blue or moldy?

2004-11-16, 5:49 PM #18

Jereiaki

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OMG...I was changing to Comedy Central, and our local news was on...they're talking about the sandwhich!

Apparently some old lady is selling it.

2004-11-16, 5:57 PM #19

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$99,999,999... Thank you unserious bidders!

Honestly, if I'm ever so poor, and I still have internet, I'll be making quite a profit on e-bay.

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2004-11-16, 7:23 PM #20

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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There's a bite taken out of it. Not very immaculate, now are you? It's a hoax!

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2004-11-16, 10:40 PM #21

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

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Man, I was going to bid, but all these twanks are being lame.

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2004-11-17, 5:40 AM #22

Mort-Hog

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If the Holy Mother of God had contacted you through a cheese sandwich, wouldn't He be a little displeased that you're selling this miracle in an auction?

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2004-11-17, 5:59 AM #23

Obi_Kwiet

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Hee hee, when you have a great thing like Catholics, it would be a shame not use it.

*Goes off and makes 400 "Mary sandwiches”*

2004-11-17, 8:25 AM #24

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If I was hungry I might get it... but im not.

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2004-11-17, 8:44 AM #25

cheaptrick93

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seriously guys will it sell for 20,000,000

2004-11-17, 10:10 AM #26

edicimoh

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Quote:

Originally posted by eBay:
Current bid: US $3,000,100.00
22 bids

After refresh:

Current bid: US $69,107.69
20 bids

Ergh.... kill

Edit:

Ahahaha, there's a lot of sandwich spinoffs on ebay now.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536330312&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536319501&rd=1

Hazard a company one process.

2004-11-17, 11:16 AM #27

DogSRoOL

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I wonder if ebay still charges for the listing on hoax auctions. I think they should.

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2004-11-17, 11:17 AM #28

DogSRoOL

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And apparently, this is now a pre-approved auction. Tons of previous bids were retracted, too. Some buyers retracted the bid themselves, others were administrative retractions.

I wonder if the pope visits ebay. He could afford this Holy Sandwich.

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2004-11-17, 11:34 AM #29

GrndAdmThrawn

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LMAO! good way to get some fast cash if it does work out

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2004-11-17, 12:08 PM #30

MechWarrior

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Please allow 6 to 8 days for delivery on a sandwich... wtf......................................................

2004-11-17, 9:54 PM #31

DogSRoOL

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By then, the virgin Mary will be getting moldy and smell like cheese.

Maybe that's why she's still a virgin. :p

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2004-11-17, 9:55 PM #32

MaD CoW

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2004-11-18, 10:37 AM #33

DogSRoOL

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Haha, I just caught this in the description:

Quote:

...It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house...

Because we all know the Bible promotes gambling.

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2004-11-18, 10:59 AM #34

MechWarrior

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ROFL!

2004-11-19, 1:32 PM #35

DogSRoOL

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God yes!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536781237&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=48920&item=5536812531&rd=1

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2004-11-19, 3:01 PM #36

Xanatos

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Grilled cheese sounds good right now. haha.

Mmmm.

2004-11-20, 5:52 AM #37

Baconfish

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Why am I on some old lady's cheese?

nope.