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Cloning: The Resurrection?
2004-11-17, 12:49 PM #1
The Good News: Scientists Have Used Stem Cells to Clone Reagan. The Bad News: He's Gigantic. And a Cannibal.

[http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/001stamp.jpg]
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-17, 12:57 PM #2
GIANT CLONED CANNIBALISTIC REAGAN!!!

RUN AWAY!
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-11-17, 1:11 PM #3
As long as he only feeds on his own kind - Republicans.
Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.
2004-11-17, 2:32 PM #4
Well they are the only ones with taste...



...I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. :o
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-11-17, 2:33 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
Well they are the only ones with taste...



...I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. :o


Unfortunately they don't have tact.

Sorry couldn't help it.
D E A T H
2004-11-17, 2:49 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
The Bad News: He's Gigantic. And a Cannibal.


Nothing new here...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2004-11-17, 3:37 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Unfortunately they don't have tact.

Sorry couldn't help it.


I'm not a Republican though.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-11-17, 3:44 PM #8
OMG LIEK THIS IS OLD NEWZ~!1!!!!!11


Heh heh. Just kidding. It just happened 40 minutes ago.


He looks so happy in his pic that he just took.

40 minutes ago.

Probally because he likes the idea that he's bigger than anyone else on Earth, and that our world is populated with people, which he loves. To eat.

Namely, the yummy Republicans.
2004-11-17, 4:09 PM #9
Ummmm, Ok... This is the most random post I've see in awhile...
2004-11-17, 5:42 PM #10
ARRGH! This giant republican will devour us all!!
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-11-17, 5:46 PM #11
abandon ship!
2004-11-17, 6:13 PM #12
Reagan rises again? Not if HE has anything to do with it

[http://www.thesimpsons.stopklatka.pl/futurama/info/img/muzeum_richardnixon_f.gif]

NIXON'S BACK!
I'm just here for the free food
2004-11-17, 6:25 PM #13
We need to put him on Bender's body.
2004-11-17, 7:14 PM #14
I suspect that Reagan might have a beef with Bush...

"Had you not cut off the federal grant money for stem cell research, I wouldn't have died yet, and wouldn't be in this rediculously large body!"
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-11-18, 1:48 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Plicat
Reagan rises again? Not if HE has anything to do with it

[http://www.thesimpsons.stopklatka.pl/futurama/info/img/muzeum_richardnixon_f.gif]

NIXON'S BACK!
Arrrrooooooooooo!!! *flappy cheeks*
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-11-18, 2:24 PM #16
Is it me or Nixon has become more of a comical figure?
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