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2004-11-20, 9:40 AM #1
Well to be more accurately, at 10:25 AM EST I turned 16.

I'm having a few friends over today, nothing uber big, but it should be fun. I'm very happy today because now that I am 16 I can get a semi-real job. Before all I could get were jobs at bars and resturants (barback, dishkid, or busboy...bleh), now that I am 16 I can get such jobs as Gamestop, Grocery Store, etc... Huzzah! Not much of an upgrade, but it's better then the job I have now.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-11-20, 9:41 AM #2
Don't leach off the popularity of others. :p
2004-11-20, 9:41 AM #3
I shall get ****-faced in your honour.

Have a good one :)
2004-11-20, 9:48 AM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
Don't leach off the popularity of others.


I'm sure you apolgised for being a tool just the other day...

*shrugs*
2004-11-20, 9:50 AM #5
It was a joke man.
2004-11-20, 9:52 AM #6
happy birthday, treat the age of 16 with respect, you'll miss it once its gone and responsibility begins to kick in bigstyle.
2004-11-20, 9:56 AM #7
Happy birthday :D
2004-11-20, 10:00 AM #8
Happy birthday :)
/fluffle
2004-11-20, 10:02 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
It was a joke man.


Oh, I see the edit now, fariy nuff. :)
2004-11-20, 10:13 AM #10
Have a crappy...er,

you know what I meant.
2004-11-20, 10:16 AM #11
I was born first!

...7 years first. Which means I was celebrating #7 while the doctors were screaming "PUSH!" at your mom. Bah. I'm not old.

How many of you are disturbed now? :p
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-11-20, 10:18 AM #12
I'm not. I'd be disturbed if you were old enough to have got his mom pregnant.

*looks at Dave*
2004-11-20, 10:28 AM #13
Happy birthday. Try not to kill yourself too painfully whilst celebrating!
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2004-11-20, 10:33 AM #14
Code: 
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main() {
     int age, maturity;
     while (age <= 80) {
          age +=1;
          if (age == 16) {
               maturity -=1;
          } else {
               maturity +=1;
          }
          cout << "Happy Birthday!!" << endl;
          sleep(31536000000);
     }
     cout << "Congratulations. You died." << endl;
     return 0;
}


Edited yet again... hopefully it's correct this time...

*Note to self. To instantly debug programming assignments, just post code on Massassi*
Stuff
2004-11-20, 10:34 AM #15
You forgot a curly bracket at the beginning of main(). :p
2004-11-20, 10:40 AM #16
sleep(31536000000);

int main()

And you forgot all the standard includes :p

nerdPts++;
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-11-20, 10:44 AM #17
And a return if you use int main().

using namespace std; might also help.

ePenis++;
2004-11-20, 10:47 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by MaD CoW
I'm not. I'd be disturbed if you were old enough to have got his mom pregnant.

*looks at Dave*


BWAHAAHAHAHAA!![/i]
2004-11-20, 10:47 AM #19
Darn, I wish I knew Java well enough to make jokes in it... :(
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2004-11-20, 2:25 PM #20
Happy B-Day, dude! :D
Pissed Off?
2004-11-20, 2:44 PM #21
Happy birthday, SAJN. :D

I recently (Oct. 1) turned sixteen, too.
Ability to drive a car by yourself = joy
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2004-11-20, 2:50 PM #22
I hate cout!

System.out is so much more friendly.
2004-11-20, 3:30 PM #23
Hey, if Kyle can do it, so can I.
[edit] D'oh! I forgot -- Happy birthday. :)
Code: 
# Jedi Knight Cog Script
#
# life.COG
#
# Outputs your player's age to the nearest year.
# 
# [Darth Slaw]
# 
# This Cog is Not supported by LucasArts Entertainment Co
flags=0x240
symbols
message  startup
int      age=0           local
int      life            local
int      minLifeSpan
int      maxLifeSpan
int      lifespan        local
int      alive=1         local
sound    mobile
sound    happybirthday
sound    deathbong
end
code
startup:
   Sleep(0.1);
   jkStringConcatPlayerName(GetLocalPlayerThing());
   jkStringConcatAsciiString(" is born.");
   PlaySoundLocal(mobile, 1, 0, 0x0);
   age = 0;
   lifespan = minLifeSpan + (maxLifeSpan - minLifeSpan) * Rand();
   While(alive)
   {
      Sleep(60 * 60 * 24 * 356.25);
      PlaySoundLocal(happybirthday, 1, 0, 0x0);
      age = age + 1;
      life = lifespan - age;
      if(life <= 0) alive = 0;
      jkStringClear();
      jkStringConcatPlayerName(GetLocalPlayerThing());
      jkStringConcatAsciiString("'s age is now ");
      jkStringConcatInt(age);
      jkStringConcatAsciiString(" years.");
      jkStringOutput(-3, -1);
      if(alive)
      {
         jkStringClear();
         jkStringConcatPlayerName(GetLocalPlayerThing());
         jkStringConcatAsciiString(" will live for ");
         jkStringConcatInt(life);
         jkStringConcatAsciiString(" more years.");
         jkStringOutput(-3, -1);
      }
   }
   PlaySoundLocal(deathbong, 1, 0, 0x0);
   jkStringClear();
   jkStringConcatPlayerName(GetLocalPlayerThing());
   jkStringConcatAsciiString(" is dead.");
   jkStringOutput(-3, -1);
   Stop;
end
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-11-20, 5:32 PM #24
Joyiest Birthdays to you all! Drive safly... :D

Shame I don't live in the states and had alot of money... Then I'd take a transport to your place and just keep you company... Oh, well... Can't win them all!
PARTY!
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-11-20, 6:05 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
I'm very happy today because now that I am 16 I can get a semi-real job. Before all I could get were jobs at bars and resturants (barback, dishkid, or busboy...bleh), now that I am 16 I can get such jobs as Gamestop, Grocery Store, etc... Huzzah! Not much of an upgrade, but it's better then the job I have now.
I've got a job for you right here...





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