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Last one, no really....
2004-04-12, 7:29 PM #1
http://home.iprimus.com.au/nikandjeff/massassian3.jpg

As with the first two -no offence is intended-, each headline just takes a tiny thread of truth and skews it out of all proportion like the real Onion does. This is definitely the last, it takes too long to gather source material these days and you have a limited amount of time to use it so it's still relevant (eg. any longer and most would have forgotten about the banlist clearing). That and I think 3 is a good number to finish with [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Now that is done I can get off my *** and change the tv channel...god why have I had ESPN gymnastics on for the past hour?

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2004-04-12, 7:31 PM #2
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
That and I think 3 is a good number to finish with [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Ah if only George Lucas was of the same persuasion...



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2004-04-12, 7:33 PM #3
Good stuff. Thanks. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-12, 7:37 PM #4
Haha! Great job again, Jaiph. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-12, 7:38 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Now that is done I can get off my *** and change the tv channel...god why have I had ESPN gymnastics on for the past hour?
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You like watching little rubber people perform feats of extreme bendiness?

Very funny stuff (you not me). News in brief was bloody hilarious [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
2004-04-12, 7:44 PM #6
The relegious forum one was comedy gold.

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2004-04-12, 7:46 PM #7
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-12, 7:59 PM #8
This is great man... I wish you could do more... you really capture the current situations.

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2004-04-12, 8:11 PM #9
Heeheehee.

And is that supposed to be me up in the top right? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-12, 8:22 PM #10
Funny stuff [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-12, 8:37 PM #11
The part about me trying to liberate the forum of love is not quite accurate. For all the effort it would take, it would just be easier to sit back and watch the place burn.



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2004-04-12, 9:02 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
The part about me trying to liberate the forum of love is not quite accurate</font>


As opposed to the rest of The Massassian, which is pure unadolterated fact [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-12, 10:39 PM #13
Top work, Jaiph. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-13, 1:20 AM #14
Great stuff man, and while I of course would love to see more, you're probably right in stopping at 3. I'd say you could wait a proverbial 20 years to make another 3, but then we'd have to whip out the bad SW jokes. Like:

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gonk:
Ah if only George Lucas was of the same persuasion...</font>


In which case, Jaiph would have had to name his previous issues #4, 5, and 6. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-13, 1:31 AM #15
Hmm how interesting, i'm directly responsible for two of the News In Brief articles [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
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2004-04-13, 3:04 AM #16
Well my name didn't find its way into this issue... not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...

Great job, as usual. Freakin hilarious.

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2004-04-13, 3:28 AM #17
On another note, where can I get that debate dueling deck of cards, Jaiph? I could be the next Yu-Gi-Oh of the debate dueling deck game! I just have to trust and know the heart of the cards!

Er... I mean... LOOK OVER THERE!

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2004-04-13, 3:37 AM #18
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2004-04-13, 3:41 AM #19
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2004-04-13, 4:12 AM #20
Very nice [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Communist hehe.

Anyway, now I'm sad that it's over [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

Good stuff.

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2004-04-13, 5:39 AM #21
Hehe. I made the front page (and Firefox, too). [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-13, 6:17 AM #22
I am that .6% percent, aren't I? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-13, 7:50 AM #23
Made my day feel lighter. Thanks.

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2004-04-13, 7:53 AM #24
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2004-04-13, 12:11 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
I am that .6% percent, aren't I? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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That you are tank [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


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2004-04-13, 12:55 PM #26
liked the: What did GBK put down? Yeah okay, Opposite of that

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2004-04-13, 5:16 PM #27
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ROFL

Well, if this is the end, Thank you Jaiph for all the laughs.

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2004-04-13, 5:59 PM #28
Kid. With Assult rifle. AMAZING.

I want that picture.

Oh yeah. The rest was pretty good too. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-13, 7:43 PM #29
I liked the poll. Funny shiate.

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2004-04-13, 8:09 PM #30
A few weeks ago I saw an image on here, I think it was on The Onion, it showed a mock newspaper from 1945 in Arizona and said something like "Ignore the loud explosions in the desert" or something. Anyone remember that and know where it is?

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