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Post Funny Pictures for a Pretty Girl
2004-11-21, 3:29 PM #1
I've got a really pretty girl who's feeling really bad right now, and she needs many smiles. Post non-geeky cute and funny things. Be as non geeky, and as non-elaborate as possible. Visual > text.

I'll compile a webpage just for her once we get enough stuff, but I'd like to send it ASAP, so let's get this thread full up quickly!
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2004-11-21, 3:32 PM #2
So you're going to take credit for our work? Pfuff....screw you :p
2004-11-21, 3:33 PM #3
Usually, these are shots everywhere on the internet. Like that cute kitten one, etc.

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2004-11-21, 3:33 PM #4
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/64/5.jpg]

[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/64/6.jpg]
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2004-11-21, 3:35 PM #5
http://www.funnyjunk.com/ has tons of stuff. This isn't funny but it would probably cheer her up. Or creep her out big time.
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2004-11-21, 3:42 PM #6
hey u stole my jesus pic!!!

[http://www.indianchild.com/images/baby_crying.jpg]

DONT CRY BABY

[http://www.harryc.com/files/funny.jpg]
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-21, 3:45 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Usually, these are shots everywhere on the internet. Like that cute kitten one, etc.

JediKirby



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Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-21, 3:45 PM #8
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF035BC****ashi.jpg

Um, that would be the s-word, right there. Yeah.
2004-11-21, 3:47 PM #9
ah...
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-21, 3:47 PM #10
I dont remmeber where I found this anymore.... :(
[http://shauri.info/img/ohyeah.gif]
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2004-11-21, 4:08 PM #11
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2004-11-21, 4:09 PM #12
Are manbabies funny?
2004-11-21, 5:02 PM #13
[http://charlesthejedi.homestead.com/files/perrybible_youwin.jpg]
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2004-11-21, 5:10 PM #14
Done

Thanks guys.
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2004-11-21, 5:18 PM #15
That bit about the baby in the cowboy boots being bangable was a little scary.
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2004-11-21, 5:19 PM #16
How in the world did that horse get there!?!
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2004-11-21, 5:20 PM #17
"Don't drown yourself is sorrow" should be "Don't drown yourself in sorrow". The comic I posted applies here.
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2004-11-21, 5:20 PM #18
GAG! The sappiness makes me GAG. And GAG. OMGAG. :D
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2004-11-21, 5:20 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
That bit about the baby in the cowboy boots being bangable was a little scary.

Aye, he should have used mine... ;)
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2004-11-21, 5:43 PM #20
Why don't you call her up and talk to her?
/Go visit her if you can.
2004-11-21, 5:48 PM #21
Her pet-name is 'Bangable,' so that explains that.

A little back story: She didn't get to go visit her boyfriend (Jesse) and her brother traded in her really nice truck for a **** car that he's now driving, so she's got no means of transportation. These may not seem like uber-bad stuff, but she just hasn't been having a great month, and seeing Jesse was what she was really looking foreward to, and she was wholly upset when she didn't get to.

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2004-11-21, 5:59 PM #22
now, send her this let her read it and gush over you.. then show up tommrow at her front door with flowers :)
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-11-21, 6:04 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Her pet-name is 'Bangable,' so that explains that.


No it doesn't.
2004-11-21, 6:21 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Her pet-name is 'Bangable,' so that explains that.

A little back story: She didn't get to go visit her boyfriend (Jesse) and her brother traded in her really nice truck for a **** car that he's now driving, so she's got no means of transportation. These may not seem like uber-bad stuff, but she just hasn't been having a great month, and seeing Jesse was what she was really looking foreward to, and she was wholly upset when she didn't get to.

JediKirby

If it was her truck... What was he doing trading it in for a car for himself?

And if it was hers it would have been in her name, so unless it was a shadey deal, I wouln't accept a car from someone that isn't in their name.
2004-11-21, 7:12 PM #25
Well, it's her mother and fathers, and they both still live in their parents' house, so basically, she was being allowed to use it, and he was allowed to trade it.

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2004-11-21, 7:18 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Done

Thanks guys.
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2004-11-21, 7:23 PM #27
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/252/81101093355.gif]
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2004-11-21, 9:03 PM #28
[http://www.macrophile.com/~teaselbone/art/Cute.jpg]
2004-11-22, 9:02 AM #29
[http://img97.exs.cx/img97/451/llasowned.gif]
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2004-11-22, 9:22 AM #30
awwww
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2004-11-22, 9:26 AM #31
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2004-11-22, 10:53 AM #32
ruth wins chicks dig kittens
2004-11-22, 11:46 AM #33
that is so cute, Brandon :)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-11-22, 3:11 PM #34
Yeah, she liked it a lot. Gave me a big hug, I felt good. She's also a bit more posative now that we talked. I'm good at making people happy.

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2004-11-22, 4:13 PM #35
Brandon?

Anyway, good job. You managed to get a hug. Lucky sob... I have such a crappy girl life... :(

[EDIT: Whoops, back on topic, then... *snap* *snap*]
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2004-11-22, 4:20 PM #36
My name is Brandon, Ruthervein's name is Aaron, we tend to name eachother by our first names.

The BSG == The Brandon St. Germaine, a nickname I go by irl, and in CSS.

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