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Ok people, time to sell your storage drives so you can buy cocaine.
2004-11-21, 6:06 PM #1
Because apparently you'll be safer that way.

Of course, putting aside the fact that if you were to keep doing one or the other, only the cocaine would actually danger your health.
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2004-11-21, 6:11 PM #2
I'd say their bull**** is more harmful than crack. Crack's gotta be bought, but the Inquirer's allowed to spew BS uncontrollaby.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-11-21, 6:11 PM #3
I admit it... I have a problem

*runs out crying

















Seriously though. Wtf?


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Jeffrey Satinover, who advises the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality


So it's coming from a guy who believes you can treat homosexuality.
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2004-11-21, 6:17 PM #4
Quote:
He stated that pornography was dangerous because it caused masturbation...


Should I laugh, or should I cry?
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-11-21, 6:21 PM #5
I say laugh until you cry.
2004-11-21, 6:27 PM #6
done
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-11-21, 6:33 PM #7
Great... but with drives running about $1/gig, even quite a bit of porn wouldn't buy you much cocaine.
Stuff
2004-11-21, 6:34 PM #8
I've seen some wierd stuff in my life......this is definetly one of them.
Life is beautiful.
2004-11-21, 6:47 PM #9
What a joke... Crack is wack kids.
2004-11-21, 6:57 PM #10
So wait, masturbation is more addictive and dangerous than crack? You know, I forgot all of those dangers that come with masturbation. Let's look them over now, shall we?

1. Almost AIDs.
2. Carpal tunnel.
3. Messy Bed Sheets.
4. A lack in socks, causing athletes foot.
5. A result of a lack in sexual activity.

Honestly, anyone who thinks I'm sick because I'm bisexual, and at risk of [beans] because I wank to sexual images isn't an expert in anything, and is probably doing lines of crack as we speak.

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2004-11-21, 6:58 PM #11
/sets up cocain stand

$70/gram ... Shoot me a PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
2004-11-21, 7:08 PM #12
Cocaine cost money, but masturbation and the majority of porn is free. Cocaine causes death; masturbation causes ... what, a deformed hand? Not even.


Although I have to admit (having been there) that when one becomes addicted to porn, it sucks you in like a black hole (no pun intended). Sexual images linger in your mind. But I still fail to see how that's directly dangerous. Frustrating on many levels, but not dangerous.

Unless of course you're thinking of porn when you're working a very dangerous job (no pun intended, again).
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-11-21, 7:25 PM #13
The real thing is better.
The real thing AND porn is weird.
2004-11-21, 10:45 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi
So it's coming from a guy who believes you can treat homosexuality.


My thoughts exactly.
Pissed Off?
2004-11-22, 1:14 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
masturbation causes ... what, a deformed hand? Not even.

Blindness
2004-11-22, 1:53 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
My thoughts exactly.


MY thoughts exactly!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-11-22, 1:55 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Unless of course you're thinking of porn when you're working a very dangerous job (no pun intended, again).
Well, when I say that I'm retarded for my significant other I mean it. I have a hard time concentrating on my job which is something that never happened to me when I was unattached and had an enormous porn collection.

Clearly the only solution involves a rubber band and a pair of scissors am i rite?
2004-11-22, 4:47 AM #18
Quote:
Other speakers included Jeffrey Satinover, who advises the National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality, a board which aims to cure many homosexuals


Well, he's just established his medical credibility right there...

Quote:
Suggestions for reducing the problems of internet pornography in society included placing advertisements on buses stating that 'sex with children is not ok'. µ


Spot the logical fallacy!
2004-11-22, 4:56 AM #19
OMQ LEIK SEX WITH KIDDIES OLOLOLOL! IT MAEKS UP LEIK 5 PERCENTZ OF TEH INTEARWEB


In other news, this is retarded. Yeah. There is absolutly nothing wrong with masterbating.


Who the heck thinks they can cure homosexuality anyways?
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2004-11-22, 5:27 AM #20
Besides Keira Knightley? Well, Kate Beckinsale in Underworld does a pretty good job.
2004-11-22, 5:31 AM #21
sexual favours for coke > selling hardware for coke
2004-11-22, 6:02 AM #22
They may a have a point. Some one who's a big enough looser to look at p0ron all day must have some problems. I get the feeling that after awhile that would kind of mess you up in your head.
2004-11-22, 6:07 AM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Evil_Giraffe
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
masturbation causes ... what, a deformed hand? Not even.

Blindness


And dead kittens
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2004-11-22, 6:16 AM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Matthew Pate
Besides Keira Knightley? Well, Kate Beckinsale in Underworld does a pretty good job.


<3<3
D E A T H
2004-11-22, 1:50 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
They may a have a point. Some one who's a big enough looser to look at p0ron all day must have some problems. I get the feeling that after awhile that would kind of mess you up in your head.
And in your hand...

:o
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-11-22, 3:52 PM #26
eh? :confused:
2004-11-22, 3:58 PM #27
[edit: alrighty. dont know what is wrong with the pic, but i wont take my chances.]
2004-11-22, 4:24 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by finity5
poor kitties :(


Jin got banned for that image--I'd take it off.
D E A T H
2004-11-22, 5:07 PM #29
This is getting wierd.. :rolleyes:
2004-11-22, 5:29 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Jin got banned for that image--I'd take it off.


why did he get banned for posting that?
2004-11-22, 6:00 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
why did he get banned for posting that?


Ask Brian.
D E A T H

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