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2004-04-13, 11:58 AM #1
I am going to post some interesting[maybe not]news! so instead of news papers you got me!


U.S. forces looking for anti-coalition cleric, militant
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/04/13/iraq.main/index.html
9/11 panel: FBI failed to connect terror warnings
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/13/911.commission/index.html
Bushes report $822,126 in adjusted gross income
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/13/bush.income.tax.ap/index.html
Sorority women told to lie to give blood
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/04/13/sorority.blood.lies.ap/index.html
Sen. McCain's wife stable in hospital after stroke
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/13/mccain.stroke.ap/index.html
Trademark challenger: Fired up over 'The Apprentice'
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/13/apprentice.conners/index.html
Sisters of slain soldier delay decision to return
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/04/13/sister.soldiers.ap/index.html
Thats all the news but... you americans might wann see this.

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/



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The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-04-13, 12:11 PM #2
Umm. They are all from CNN.com

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2004-04-13, 12:12 PM #3
Poo, nothing Canadian...

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2004-04-13, 12:29 PM #4
I know there all from cnn but instead of going there yourself come here!

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-04-13, 1:02 PM #5
Fox News > CNN

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Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-04-13, 1:29 PM #6
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-04-13, 1:35 PM #7
BBC < CNN < Fox News
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2004-04-13, 1:37 PM #8
Umm ok...a bunch of lines....ok then....0_o

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-04-13, 1:39 PM #9
|\/|\|\| = MNN = Massassi News Network, I'm guessing.

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2004-04-13, 1:57 PM #10
Livid is smart

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Lat rocks my box with sox
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-04-13, 1:58 PM #11
---------MMN---------------------------------

April 13 2004

issue 1

EXTRA EXTRA BRIAN DELETES STUFF!
Today in a thread called "son of a ####"
Brian remarked that by accident he deleted alot of stuff. Brian is unavalable for comment and we have no clue why the thread is called "son of a ####"
And in other news the MMN
Nneeds a full time webpage for itswork. PLEASE HELP THE MMN BY FINDING
NEWS AND REPORTING IT TO Sniper_rifle_10@hotmail.com!


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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited April 13, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited April 13, 2004).]
2004-04-13, 2:33 PM #12
I personally prefer Google News.

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2004-04-13, 2:41 PM #13
I prefer:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/nikandjeff/massassian3.jpg

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2004-04-13, 2:49 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Evil_Tofu:
BBC < CNN < Fox News</font>


I think you did it backwards. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-13, 2:49 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I prefer:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/nikandjeff/massassian3.jpg
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It never gets dull...ever.


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Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-04-13, 2:57 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
I think you did it backwards.</font>


Sure did. BBC is a far superior and objective news service than the junk we get.

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2004-04-13, 3:13 PM #17
I love that newsletter....I want more...

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2004-04-13, 3:19 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by imsoshort:
---------MMN</font>


That's MNN, i believe

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2004-04-13, 3:20 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
Sure did. BBC is a far superior and objective news service than the junk we get.

</font>


Yes. NPR isn't that bad either.

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2004-04-13, 5:02 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I prefer:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/nikandjeff/massassian3.jpg

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The thrid Massasian!!!! YAYAYAY!!

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2004-04-14, 10:17 AM #21
The BBC is just as biased as Fox News, only biased towards the left instead of the right, as Fox News is.

As for this topic, why would I come here for news when I could just easily go to Yahoo, CNN, Google, Fox News, etc, etc, etc...

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2004-04-14, 10:23 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I prefer:http://home.iprimus.com.au/nikandjeff/massassian3.jpg</font>


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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?

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