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Cry with me....
2004-04-13, 5:00 PM #1
http://music.ign.com/articles/505/505890p1.html?fromint=1

*sobs*

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2004-04-13, 5:02 PM #2
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">If by inspiration, you mean crap</font>


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2004-04-13, 5:04 PM #3
And I bet you it will sell millions

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2004-04-13, 5:10 PM #4
The person who decided this man should have an album needs to be shot in the face and then beaten about the head with a large metal pole.

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2004-04-13, 5:11 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Overall Score 0.5</font>


Ha!

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2004-04-13, 5:17 PM #6
Netscape hosted the album for free a while ago. THe best song was "I Can Fly".

http://www.creativewritersunite.com/evil/FlyyyYYyyYYyYYYY.mp3

Here we have the grand finale of the song. I added that little inspirational quote of his at the end. If there is demand, I can put up some other clips.

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2004-04-13, 5:20 PM #7
Please, I want to laugh a bit [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-13, 5:22 PM #8
Every artist that he sings songs of should sue. Elton John and the Eagles should get nice sums, but the people behind I Believe I Can Fly should get most of the winnings. I cringe, laugh, and cry everytime I hear it.

We'll see about those clips tomorrow, eh? It's late on the East Coast.

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2004-04-13, 5:23 PM #9
I think I may have come to the conclusion that Yoko Ono has far more talent than he does.

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2004-04-13, 5:24 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
The person who decided this man should have an album needs to be shot in the face and then beaten about the head with a large metal pole.

</font>


You'd kill to be that person. He's raking in the cash.

Just so everyone knows, every one here on the Berkeley campus has been laughing at this for months now, from the first time he was on Idol to his getting a recording deal and so on. No one actually thinks he's good.

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2004-04-13, 5:32 PM #11
bah, I wouldn't even bother to download this stuff.

pop music blows anyway.



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2004-04-13, 5:34 PM #12
To paraphrase Roach; "his voice.. its like a pug..but..hit by a truck, and then the truck driver got out and beat it with a shovel, and then the shovel cried..."

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2004-04-13, 5:41 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">But the biggest offense is "I Believe I Can Fly." Think of what two cats screwing on a blackboard might sound like, while a dying vulture sings harmony, and you start to approach the aural abuse you'll endure by listening to Hung's rendition.
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2004-04-13, 5:48 PM #14
Is this the William Hung CD?

I saw his music video remake of She Bangs by Ricky Martin. It was hilarious in a "I would like to stab my ear drums with a screwdriver" sorta way.
2004-04-13, 5:48 PM #15
Between Raynar's quote, and...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally vomited out by IGN:

All in all, "Inspiration" is a crime against music.</font>


I think those two quotes sum up the entire article.

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2004-04-13, 6:07 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"his voice.. its like a pug..but..hit by a truck, and then the truck driver got out and beat it with a shovel, and then the shovel cried..."</font>


I am seriously laughing so hard right now.

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2004-04-13, 6:46 PM #17
/me weeps for humanity

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2004-04-13, 7:02 PM #18
Meh, good for him.

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2004-04-13, 8:34 PM #19
The reason why he is getting so much is not just cause he is hilarious (and awful), it is also his charisma and willpower. Most people would literally turn and run from the people who would laugh at the suckyness, but this guy chooses to embrace it. Yes he sucks, and yes he shouldn't get an album, and yes it shows that the record company will do anything for a buck, but if more people would not give up there dreams and do what they want to do and not let others get in the way, who knows what we can accomplish. That is what this is about.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-04-14, 2:45 AM #20
*sigh* this **** is getting out of control this man should be put down and feel like the dirt of socity instead of being commended for sucking.

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2004-04-14, 4:01 AM #21
Or maybe, MechWarrior, not. He shouldn't be punished for not being good at singing, he merely shouldn't be commended.

Suprisingly an inability to sing is actually quite common.
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2004-04-14, 4:11 AM #22
yes, but shoving that inability in other people's faces and calling it funny is not common. Oh, and I'm not blaing all of that on him. the most of the blame lies with the recording companies and talk shows that persist in this insanity.

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"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
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-DX:IW
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2004-04-14, 4:32 AM #23
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Oh I believe I can fly

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If you can read this, you need better glasses.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-04-14, 5:25 AM #24
god.......this is just awful. I listened to "I Believe I can Fly", and I think I just vomitted about 4 times.

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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2004-04-14, 5:42 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Here we have the grand finale of the song. I added that little inspirational quote of his at the end.</font>


The worst 42 seconds of my life.

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"And I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity, while I formulate denials of your affect on me. You're a stranger, so what do I care. Vanish today, not the first time I hear, all the lies..."
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2004-04-14, 5:50 AM #26
I suddenly feel about 100,000,000,000 times better about my singing.
I'm surprised my computer didn't lock up when I listened to that.
I mean really... WTF!?!?!?!?
It's like a cat's being tortured.
Geez, my dog can sing better than that!

*shivers*

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 14, 2004).]
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2004-04-14, 6:17 AM #27
"Music even in the most awful places must not offend the ear, but give pleasure, that is music, must always remain music"
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 14, 2004).]
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2004-04-14, 7:14 AM #28
Q: What's worse then listening to that Album?

A: Being Hung like William!

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-14, 11:02 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
"Music even in the most awful places must not offend the ear, but give pleasure, that is music, must always remain music"
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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So you're saying this isn't music. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-14, 12:05 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by happydud:
So you're saying this isn't music. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]</font>
Unless music suddenly became mismatched frequencies, yes.

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- Proverbs 27:17
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2004-04-14, 12:11 PM #31
EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP HATING ON THE MAN!!!!!

Seriously, I dont buy CDs, I steal them, but I will buy his. This dude...I give him props for doing what he really loves to do, despite what anyone thinks. Learn a thing or two from him. Just because it may not be the most professional voice...respect him for being a man.

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2004-04-14, 12:19 PM #32
We don't hate him...

We just hate his music. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-14, 2:50 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ubuu:
EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP HATING ON THE MAN!!!!!

Seriously, I dont buy CDs, I steal them, but I will buy his. This dude...I give him props for doing what he really loves to do, despite what anyone thinks. Learn a thing or two from him. Just because it may not be the most professional voice...respect him for being a man.

</font>


....

You do that.

Avenger, I would not kill to be that person. I like money, but not to the point where I'll torture society to get more.

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2004-04-14, 4:10 PM #34
RaWr

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