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Death by Grilled Shrimp...
2004-11-25, 8:52 PM #1
No kidding: http://biz.yahoo.com/law/041123/32b60afefa8d90f5e9f38bdde42386fd_1.html
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2004-11-26, 8:09 AM #2
Welcome to the United States, where you can sue for absolutely nothng. :rolleyes: I somehow doubt that throwing shrimp actually killed that guy.
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2004-11-26, 8:13 AM #3
LOOK AT ME!! I RESPECT MY LOVED ONES BY TRYING TO PROFIT FROM THEIR DEATH!!
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2004-11-26, 12:01 PM #4
Haha, think of the epitaph! Maybe it would go something like this: "He shuffled off this mortal world at the hands of a misguided shrimp." :p
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2004-11-26, 1:07 PM #5
this is so sad...
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2004-11-26, 2:03 PM #6
If you eat at a Japanese hibachi grill, sometimes they make mistakes and do toss food too far. Jesus Christ, if you are alergic to shrimp or jump easily avoid places where they THROW STUFF.
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2004-11-26, 4:31 PM #7
This country is going down the crapper and the general public is to blame.
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2004-11-26, 4:44 PM #8
Peter: How'd you die?
Man: I got hit with a shrimp in the play area.

Yet another messed up event in the history of the world :rolleyes:
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2004-11-26, 5:01 PM #9
A lesson to fat people - food kills
nope.
2004-11-26, 5:42 PM #10
So he got killed by breaking his neck . I thought it would be more like "Family Guy" where the chef tosses the swimp, it lands straight into the mouth of the guy, and the guy chokes to death.
2004-11-26, 6:21 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
This country is going down the crapper and the general public is to blame.


I completely agree.
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