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Got hots for new chinese gurl (+ Jan Ors)

2004-11-28, 11:44 AM #1

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

mmmmmmkay!

As many of you know I have a certain liking for chinese girls.
My ex was 1/2 chinese, and damn hawt!

And a few days ago, whilst slightly headed for some reason, I shamelessly chatted up the chinese girl at the shop. Impressive, especially since she has limited english vocabulary.

And for 2 months I have been drooling over this damn fine chinese girl who plays Badminton (she may have a bf)...

So imagine my suprise when I turn up to work on Saturday, and SHES WORKING WITH ME NOW!!! Ha, its fate, we're destined to hump dontcha think?
We got on rather well. Hmmm, I'm thinking about her a lot now.

And on a side note, what is the actress who plays Jan Ors in the jk videos? She's hot. Uber.

Discuss.
Do you have a preference for chinese, or other breeds of the fairer sex?

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 12:01 PM #2

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

White girls.

2004-11-28, 12:08 PM #3

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

You left off the latin chicas.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2004-11-28, 12:09 PM #4

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

girls from teh med = latinas

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 12:10 PM #5

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Ethnicality is a triviality.

2004-11-28, 12:11 PM #6

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Good looking girls.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2004-11-28, 12:14 PM #7

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

where is the "i'd hit it if it said yes" option or the "i'd hit it if it's hot" option

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2004-11-28, 12:15 PM #8

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

I like Cazor, so... I voted oriental girls.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2004-11-28, 12:25 PM #9

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Voted for American girls, because we've pretty much got every ethnicity.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2004-11-28, 12:35 PM #10

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

Jan Ors was played by Angela Harry .

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2004-11-28, 12:46 PM #11

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Gotta love dem scots

nope.

2004-11-28, 12:52 PM #12

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

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2004-11-28, 12:53 PM #13

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Welsh + SCots + Irish = Celts

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 12:57 PM #14

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Oriental woman have never really done it for me... :confused:

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-11-28, 12:58 PM #15

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Quote:

Originally posted by clan ruthervain
Welsh + SCots + Irish = Celts

Wrong Irish + Scots = Celts

nope.

2004-11-28, 1:37 PM #16

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Quote:

Originally posted by Boco
Wrong Irish + Scots = Celts

Wrong. Irish + Scots = Drunk

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2004-11-28, 1:50 PM #17

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by gbk
women have never really done it with me... :confused:

Fixed.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-11-28, 2:06 PM #18

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

tan girls. with blonde pigtails.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2004-11-28, 3:13 PM #19

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

I dig Asian girls, but only in certain rare cases. Majority Asian girls I give a glance but nothing past that. Those who basically look like they are 14 and are 21 I don't have interest in.

So over all I dig more Caucasian girls.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2004-11-28, 3:22 PM #20

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

lol dogsrool >_<

2004-11-28, 3:24 PM #21

Jedigreedo

Watch Him Squirm

Posts: 2,068

I never really paid much attention to caring about what race a girl was...

Though, my last girlfriend was chinese. She was a major pain, at a certain point she just turned into some teenie bopper bandwagoner... After we broke up she pretty much became one of those girls you see on MTV, now dates pedophiles and constantly claims she's independant even though it's more like she would wither and die if she wasn't attached to someone.

So now if I see an asian girl I tend to have a knee-jerk reaction...kinda like how I also react badly around chili dogs after throwing up four. Your mileage may vary. :p

"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

2004-11-28, 3:31 PM #22

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Fixed.

*STAB*

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-11-28, 3:35 PM #23

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

I want to see geebeekay as a mod of the discussion forums... oh the wrath

2004-11-28, 3:36 PM #24

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by gbk
*STAB*

Let me help you with that.

*SLASH*

2004-11-28, 4:12 PM #25

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikus
I want to see geebeekay as a mod of the discussion forums... oh the wrath

That wouldn't be as much fun. We'd have to find someone else to make fun of.

Oh crap... I'm not dating anyone....

/runs

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-11-28, 5:09 PM #26

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

I don't care much about race either.

2004-11-28, 5:26 PM #27

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

The size of the boobies is much more important. I dont care about superficial things like race.

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There is no spoon.

2004-11-28, 6:06 PM #28

Acharjay

Quick! Someone call a doctor!g

Posts: 2,498

Hahaha just by looking at the poll options I knew who made the thread. :p

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"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz

2004-11-28, 6:08 PM #29

Elana14

Doesn't Want One

Posts: 1,732

i love the Men, especially ones with out weird accents.

Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.

2004-11-28, 6:13 PM #30

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Quote:

Originally posted by Oxyonagon
I like Cazor, so... I voted oriental girls.

im flattered.

2004-11-28, 6:14 PM #31

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Quote:

Originally posted by Spork
The size of the boobies is much more important. I dont care about superficial things like race.

Quoted for <3

2004-11-28, 7:06 PM #32

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Quote:

Originally posted by Acharjay
Hahaha just by looking at the poll options I knew who made the thread. :p

Hey hey, I'm open minded and there ARE women on this site y'know :mad:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 7:07 PM #33

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

although its interesting taht even before Elana posted, 17.50% chose men....

I thought homosexuality was only 10%? Maybe massassi has more

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 7:20 PM #34

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

no pics? this thread sucks :p

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2004-11-28, 7:58 PM #35

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

chinks win

[http://www.dzwww.com/english/focus/200403090947_50534.jpg]

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 8:13 PM #36

clan ruthervain

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

meh

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2004-11-28, 8:18 PM #37

Flirbnic

Seen Your Member

Posts: 1,568

Quote:

Originally posted by Boco
Wrong Irish + Scots = Celts

Do you mean to suggest the Welsh aren't Celtic? They certainly are.

I'm just a little boy.

2004-11-28, 8:19 PM #38

talljew

Don't step on his toes.

Posts: 116

asian def

The keyboard is mightier than the ion cannon.

Dangerous toys are fun but you could get hurt! ^.^

2004-11-28, 8:29 PM #39

Eversor

Given to fly

Posts: 5,234

i <3 jews (like me)

former entrepreneur

2004-11-28, 8:31 PM #40

Elana14

Doesn't Want One

Posts: 1,732

Quote:

Originally posted by gbk
*STAB*

Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.