Let this generator do it for you! Gurenteed (s?) "A" work!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

It is modeled after the poetic style of the Vogons.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

See, see the meow sky
Marvel at its big red depths.
Tell me, Jin do you
Wonder why the pig ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fraaaaaaaaawp facial growth
That looks like
A pie.
What's more, it knows
Your snicky potting shed
Smells of peas.
Everything under the big meow sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm yous.


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" You killed me. That wasn't very nice."
Noble Gases

See, see the Spam sky
Marvel at its big Spam depths.
Tell me, Spam do you
Wonder why the Spam ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Spam.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your Spam facial growth
That looks like
A Spam.
What's more, it knows
Your Spam potting shed
Smells of Spam.
Everything under the big Spam sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Spams.


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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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See, see the meow sky
Your snicky potting shed
See, see the Spam sky

I'd fail if I turned in that.


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I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for a kernel debugging.

See, see the short sky
Marvel at its big mauve depths.
Tell me, john do you
Wonder why the Chicken ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your stuperfucios facial growth
That looks like
A Vegan.
What's more, it knows
Your Obfuscate potting shed
Smells of clover.
Everything under the big short sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishs.

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[This message has been edited by MBeggar (edited December 14, 2003).]

Freyr - It's "A" for "Aaarrrggggg! *dies*" work.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

See, see the blonde sky
Marvel at its big neon green depths.
Tell me, caitie do you
Wonder why the armadillo ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crappy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your cavroooom facial growth
That looks like
A milk.
What's more, it knows
Your roofus potting shed
Smells of highlighter.
Everything under the big blonde sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm perogiess.

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If there is a 50% chance that you are going to be right, there is a 90% chance that you will choose the wrong one ~SithNazgul, the 50-50-90 rule

See, see the crazy sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, Scott do you
Wonder why the vulture ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your killographic facial growth
That looks like
A soda.
What's more, it knows
Your cheeseburger potting shed
Smells of pea.
Everything under the big crazy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm urines.

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

See, see the exhaustive sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Mirco do you
Wonder why the three legged dog ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel beat.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your killography facial growth
That looks like
A meatloaf.
What's more, it knows
Your spew potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big exhaustive sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishs.

[EDIT: heh you choose killograhy too Jim!]

[This message has been edited by Evil_Tofu (edited December 14, 2003).]

Genki, I love you.

Oh, and one for you, too.

See, see the ***** sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, Genki do you
Wonder why the lizard ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel ****.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your schnazlepop facial growth
That looks like
A porn.
What's more, it knows
Your sheet potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big ***** sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm body odours.


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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

[This message has been edited by Jin (edited December 14, 2003).]

See, see the author sky
Marvel at its big booger depths.
Tell me, Travis do you
Wonder why the turkey ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel asleep.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your chunga facial growth
That looks like
A spider.
What's more, it knows
Your masticate potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big author sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm butts.

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The Matrix: Unplugged

See, see the pretty sky
Marvel at its big electric orange depths.
Tell me, james do you
Wonder why the crab ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your qwasamajuf facial growth
That looks like
A lemon diet coke.
What's more, it knows
Your smeg potting shed
Smells of aphid.
Everything under the big pretty sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm sea-weeds.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
alpha1: winner of the 2003 tfti award.

See, see the Nice sky
Marvel at its big Brown depths.
Tell me, Greg do you
Wonder why the Sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your Queerid facial growth
That looks like
A Chocolate Milk.
What's more, it knows
Your **** potting shed
Smells of Frog.
Everything under the big Nice sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Skunks.

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]

See, see the fat sky
Marvel at its big clear depths.
Tell me, corey do you
Wonder why the your mom ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fhqwhgads facial growth
That looks like
A milk.
What's more, it knows
Your spork potting shed
Smells of jellybean.
Everything under the big fat sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm poops.


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I once knew a man from Nantucket....isn't that just dandy?

See, see the kind sky
Marvel at its big yellow depths.
Tell me, Randy do you
Wonder why the mole ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel grumpy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your keylamasuta facial growth
That looks like
A beer.
What's more, it knows
Your What? potting shed
Smells of booger.
Everything under the big kind sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm feces.

-- SavageX

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"...and if you don't like that, then you need to be slugged in the face repeatedly, until my hands are soaked in blood. Have a nice day!"
http://www.savagex.net

See, see the moldy sky
Marvel at its big muave depths.
Tell me, JT do you
Wonder why the arimadillo ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel sleepy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your waxor facial growth
That looks like
A chilly peppers.
What's more, it knows
Your snoody potting shed
Smells of bug.
Everything under the big moldy sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm refried beanss.

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