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Samus vs. Boba Fett
2004-04-09, 3:37 AM #41
Someone said Samus was a man.....but isn't Samus a woman? I mean you see her like a billion times.

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2004-04-09, 5:32 AM #42
Well if that wasn't spam nothing is...

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2004-04-09, 9:16 AM #43
Samus - 12
Fett - 9

It's still too close to call

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2004-04-09, 9:18 AM #44
Samus - 12
Fett - 9

Still to close to call

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2004-04-09, 9:21 AM #45
I guess I'll vote for Boba, because he seems to be about the only person to have ever made a deal with Vader and wasn't ripped off, so he must have something up his sleeve! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-09, 10:59 AM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
Boba Fett would win, because Samus Aran is really a man (which was implied in one of the Metroid games).

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I'm hope you are joking because if you've seen the endings from the latest game, Metroid: Zero Mission, you obviously can tell that she is a woman.

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2004-04-09, 12:33 PM #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I guess I'll vote for Boba, because he seems to be about the only person to have ever made a deal with Vader and wasn't ripped off, so he must have something up his sleeve!</font>
That's some pretty good reasoning. Considering Vader apparently, in ESB, planned on screwing the Emperor, what kind of respect must he have had for Fett?

I gotta go with the Mandalorian.

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2004-04-09, 4:18 PM #48
Fett. Hands down.

His death (HE'S DEAD DAMNIT, EU SUCKS), was a complete fluke, and he wasn't even looking in the same direction. He was rather occupied with other things.

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2004-04-09, 4:42 PM #49
Just because his death was a fluke doesn't mean he's good or anything. he still got killed by a blind guy.

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2004-04-09, 4:44 PM #50
Yeah, being the most feared Bounty Hunter in the entire Star Wars universe doesn't mean he was good or anything either. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-09, 4:51 PM #51
vote Fett


He could probably predict every one of Samus' moves in advance, and manipulate her like the little girl she is. If Samus gets all her crazy gear and stuff, then he must have Slave at his disposal as well. With these two advantages, Fett would win [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-09, 4:59 PM #52
How would he predict Samus' moves and manipulate her?

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2004-04-09, 4:59 PM #53
I'd personally have to vote for Fett. As for his "death" (i follow the EU, but I still can't figure out how the hell he got out of that sarlac!) was a total fluke. Both Solo and Fett had their backs to eachother, and solo stumbed backward with his viroaxe accidentally tripping the firing mechanism on Fett's jetpack, catipulting Fett into the sarlac (not the most glamerous way to go, but what is?)

Though Samus has not yet died (though she came pretty damned close at the beginning of "Metroid Fusion"), you have to remeber that the armour of Boba Fett and Samus Aran are totally different dynamics. Boba's armour is pieces of Mandalorian iron strapped onto a fabric flight suit while Samus' armour is a life-force-enhanced piece of unkown metal made by the Chonzo race.

Bearing that in mind, Boba (considering all of the scrapes he's been through with his bare minimum armour) would still be more skilful than Samus (and most of the time, it really comes down to skill, with some combination of equipment and just plain dumb luck)

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2004-04-09, 5:01 PM #54
Boba hunts down criminals. That isn't exactly a huge deal. Now, Samus kills metroids, that's a whole other level

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2004-04-09, 5:11 PM #55
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Connection Problem:
He could probably predict every one of Samus' moves in advance, and manipulate her like the little girl she is. If Samus gets all her crazy gear and stuff, then he must have Slave at his disposal as well. With these two advantages, Fett would win [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
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If he gets Slave, Samus gets her ship, which can fill up her missles and energy at will, assuming she gets enough time to reload.

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2004-04-09, 6:47 PM #56
...yeah, I was going to say. Samus has a ship too.

But really that's a pointless and stupid request. Think about it. If Samus *doesn't* get all of her toys, then Boba Fett doesn't get his darts, blaster rifle, helmet equipment, rocket pack, etc.

Fully powered form vs. fully powered form. That's the only way to do it.
2004-04-09, 8:28 PM #57
Indiana Jones.

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2004-04-09, 10:43 PM #58
A couple of other points about Boba Fett...

He can control Slave I (well, could, until he lost it) with the helmet of his armour.

He can see 360 degrees around him.

He has/had a cell in his ship SPECIFICALLY designed for putting Force-users into. Now, if he had that installed, it's implied that he's had occasion to use it before.

His armour is a little more than "bare minimum". I mean, he's just about stripped down and customised everything on the damn thing.


There are plenty of surprises hidden away in both his ship and his armour. And given that he could effectively fight on his own and control his ship remotely at once, that'd make a pretty hefty advantage. But what the hell.

Anywho, I've been a fan of Boba Fett way longer than I have Samus Aran, so I guess I'm voting for the ex-Journeyman.
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2004-04-09, 10:59 PM #59
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
they would fall in love, get married and have many babies and their babies will be the best bounty hunters EVER

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I change my vote -- I like this one better [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-10, 1:01 AM #60
Hey! I got an idea! But it's kind of an anti-social one so I'm going to keep it to myself!

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2004-04-10, 1:33 AM #61
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Hey! I've got another idea! Let's go into every debate thread and say that! Then no-one will talk about anything!

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2004-04-10, 2:58 AM #62
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ralkahn:

Anywho, I've been a fan of Boba Fett way longer than I have Samus Aran, so I guess I'm voting for the ex-Journeyman.
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Yeah, I'm rooting for Fett because I like him better.

Fett has Samus beat as far as tactics go.


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2004-04-10, 7:02 AM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
I'm hope you are joking because if you've seen the endings from the latest game, Metroid: Zero Mission, you obviously can tell that she is a woman.

http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/gba/d/mzm_2.htm

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They're faked.
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2004-04-10, 6:41 PM #64
One love to the Fettmeister!!

... what?

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2004-04-11, 9:58 AM #65
JANGO FETT RULES YOU AALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! O_O

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2004-04-11, 5:49 PM #66
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tom Cruise:
They're faked.</font>



No they're not. Every metroid game has had various bonus endings depending on how you beat it.

Also, my vote:

SAMUS ARAN! No question.

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2004-04-12, 3:14 AM #67
Samus.

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2004-04-12, 6:20 AM #68
was I the only one to read the topic as "Shamu vs Boba Fett" ?

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2004-04-12, 6:24 AM #69
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was I the only one to read the topic as "Shamu vs Boba Fett" ?

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2004-04-12, 9:15 AM #70
The current tally
By my count:
Fett - 16 votes
Samus - 15 votes

By -God-'s count:
Fett: 13 votes
Samus - 15 votes (I'm assuming)

Hey, *you* try counting. It's difficult to form an exact definition of a "vote" the way people around here post.

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2004-04-12, 2:51 PM #71
Fett - 16
Aran - 13
Fett+Aran - 2
Jango - 1
Indiana Jones - 1

Freelancer is right, this is getting way too confusing. But it's not over yet.

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2004-04-12, 4:08 PM #72
Wait just a second here. I didn't know Shamu was a contestant, please change my vote to Shamu.

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2004-04-12, 4:55 PM #73
seconded. Shamu would splash and Fett's armor would short out because of the salt water. Since water itself doesn't conduct electricity, and NaCl is soluble, it would add enough conductivity and blam... Same goes for Samus.

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2004-04-12, 5:36 PM #74
Who is cooler? Some cheap anime chick made for horny teens on a crappy gaming system or an armored dude who talks the talk and walks the walk and kicks bass in two of the best movies of all time?

No question: GO BOBA.

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2004-04-12, 5:40 PM #75
I agree but please correct your statement horny Japaness middle aged men.

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2004-04-12, 6:03 PM #76
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
crappy gaming system</font>


Die. Now. i don't mean that as a threat or anything, i jsut mean for you to die. fall down and cease to live. NOW.

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2004-04-12, 6:09 PM #77
Again: Samus Aran, while equipped with the Gravity Suit, isn't damaged by most lava. The people who are saying that Boba Fett could defeat Samus haven't played a Metroid game. Hell, the people who would say Darth Vader could defeat Samus have never played a Metroid game.

You could argue that Boba Fett is "cooler", but when you're looking at raw power there is no contest. Samus Aran is ridiculously powerful and basically undefeatable (assuming you are even moderately proficient at playing Metroid games).


Edit:
1.) On the lava thing: It takes a ton of energy to melt stone. A lot more than it takes to, say, vaporize water. If Samus isn't unduly affected by swimming through molten rock outside of one area, it means her suit can absorb a lot of power.
Now, we've seen a blaster shot hit snow before (ESB). The fact that it looks like only a "little" amount of the water is instantly vaporized (or, more likely the snow was just tossed up in the air from an explosive force), we can assume pretty conclusively that a blaster bolt carries less energy than a bowl of steaming hot lava.

2.) In all of the games we've seen, the only thing that seems anywhere near effective against Samus is physical attacks, particularly heavy concussions. At the beginning of Metroid Prime Samus gets thrown violently into a bulkhead, which damages some of her suit's components. At the ending of Metroid Fusion, Samus gets bludgeoned for about 1298 damage by the Omega Metroid.

A high power concussion really isn't something that Boba Fett is equipped to deal to Samus.

3.) On the Sarlacc note: Roll into the hole in Morph Ball mode, drop Power Bomb, Screw attack to safety. Fin.

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2004-04-12, 6:42 PM #78
I *have* played (a) Metroid game all the way through. I didn't get a very great sense of power. In fact, I felt confined and limited in my abilities.

Oh, and two words: concussion rifle.

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2004-04-12, 6:42 PM #79
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
Hell, the people who would say Darth Vader could defeat Samus have never played a Metroid game.</font>


So you say Samus Aran is invincible?

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2004-04-13, 1:57 AM #80
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Who is cooler? Some cheap anime chick made for horny teens on a crappy gaming system or an armored dude who talks the talk and walks the walk and kicks bass in two of the best movies of all time?
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Umm...horny teens get off over suits of armour? The only time you see Samus without the power suit is if you play well enough and get the better ending screens. Besides that, when did we ever see Boba walk the walk? It's been a long time since I've seen the original trilogy but I don't remember seeing him actually do much.

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