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Post your Cool/Funny Screenshots of your currently played games
2004-11-30, 8:03 PM #1
I've got a few from Rome: Total War and CS:S.

Scroll down the page for the awesome pics!
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-11-30, 8:11 PM #2
<3 arses.
2004-11-30, 8:12 PM #3
Hey, whatcha doin with that big crowbar, you sick ****er!

lol, I keeed, I keeed....
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-11-30, 8:23 PM #4
Nothing really cool. Just my owning in Desert Combat:

[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/untitled.jpg]
Pissed Off?
2004-11-30, 8:24 PM #5
Not mine, but a clanmate's:
2004-11-30, 8:35 PM #6
^^that's awsome...

he couldn't read the no fishing signs
[http://necropimp.home.insightbb.com/hl2/10.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-01, 12:34 AM #7
[http://stealthboy.dyndns.org/~msherman/images/screenshot_metroid.jpg]
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2004-12-01, 4:13 AM #8
I have a few... Though, as I don't have access to my server, I'll upload a little now.
That there IS another player! No model I've placed.
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-12-01, 4:17 AM #9
This here was a TeleportThing() accident.
[http://edward.leuf.org/show/INTHELOO.jpg]

And this is the wierdest I think.
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-12-01, 4:25 AM #10
[http://www.mentatmm.com/images/wow/nagrim003.jpg]

Make sure to read the chat window. In other words, I fell off of this waterfall while exploring, and died on a ledge below. I tried soaring over the edge as a ghost to get my body back and I was stuck (couldn't go up, and couldn't go down without dying again). I ended up jumping down and dying on another ledge, and when I tried to drop down as a ghost the next time, I flew right past my body, into the Veiled Ocean, where I was forced to travel around the entire island (Teldrassil) for about 20 minutes before I found the only dock and could get back to a graveyard to have a Spirit Healer resurrect me. If that little predicament isn't funny, I don't know what is. The next time I go exploring waterfalls, I'll be sure just to use the Spirit Healer in the first place, despire the 25% item agility hit.
2004-12-01, 7:45 AM #11
Low-grav server:
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-01, 2:11 PM #12
I don't have a screenshot of it, but the "unhinged loon" trait in Rome: Total War has such a great description:

Quote:
This man's habit of painting his bottom purple and wearing goat-bladders has led many to suspect that his headaches are not all that is amiss


Poor old Lucco the Mad :o
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-12-01, 5:50 PM #13
Yeah, this is third time now. Still think its funny though :D
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-12-01, 5:52 PM #14
..oh yeah, and when was the last time you saw a guy die like this?
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-12-01, 5:53 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by SavageX378
Yeah, this is third time now. Still think its funny though :D


gordon knows how to double his pleasure. :p
2004-12-01, 6:36 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by SavageX378
..oh yeah, and when was the last time you saw a guy die like this?


last time i played CS:S i saw a guy die like that
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-01, 6:44 PM #17
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/276/81101954994.jpg]
Nothing funny, but <3 WoW ;)
2004-12-01, 7:36 PM #18
"Spears Shall be Shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword day! A red day! Ere the sun rises!!!"
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-12-01, 7:42 PM #19
That's a lot of horses. Better hope they don't have archers or spearmen. Or worse, both. ;)
Warhead[97]
2004-12-01, 7:44 PM #20
"Ride Now! Ride Now! Riiiiiiiide!!!!!!! Ride for ruin, and the world ending!!! Death!!!"
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-12-01, 7:48 PM #21
"I am the limbo master!"
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-12-01, 7:58 PM #22
The CT is thinking :
"Way to get your nuts caught in the elevator doors, you terrorist F***ER!!!"
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-12-01, 8:01 PM #23
"Ah, what a comfortable way to die"
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2004-12-02, 1:34 PM #24
Damn... what is that SMELL????
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-12-02, 1:57 PM #25
I'm not sure how this guy got stuck on the fridge but BEST FRIDGE MAGNET EVER.
2004-12-02, 2:05 PM #26
Fun in Halo
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2004-12-02, 2:45 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaiph
I'm not sure how this guy got stuck on the fridge but BEST FRIDGE MAGNET EVER.

OMSMG! I'd say you win! For best bug AND comment.
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-12-02, 2:52 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by djwguitarman
Fun in Halo


<3 mucking around in Halo. Truth and Recon - lengendary, mucking around with Elites, punch up fights with them is sooo fun.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-12-02, 3:04 PM #29
Ow... what is that sharp pain in my neck?
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-12-02, 5:29 PM #30
[http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/shot0002.jpg]
[http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/shot0003.jpg]
2004-12-02, 8:06 PM #31
Well that's nice...
2004-12-02, 8:12 PM #32
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/92/81101577360.jpg]

I shall name you.. socrates....

[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/92/81101577152.jpg]

You shall be thier leader, because you are the smartest...

[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/92/71101577140.jpg]

Yes, rip, tear, shread...

that was seriously all i was thinkign about during that level, though. so very fun.
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-12-02, 8:23 PM #33
Yumm, pretty from my favorite game :)

[http://verticalhorizon.rogueskies.net/enhasm1.jpg]
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2004-12-02, 8:24 PM #34
Hey... I told you to watch your step.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-12-02, 8:27 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Cloud
screenshots of guys with swords here


and that game would be?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-02, 8:34 PM #36
Katana mod for Max Payne. Featuring the voices of: Me
GOOGLE FIND THESE SITES PLEASE KTHXBYE
http://www.stevebcartoons.com
http://www.kingcola.com
2004-12-03, 11:27 PM #37
Now this is pretty funny:

http://www.planethalflife.com/potd/index.asp?id=480606
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-12-04, 4:39 AM #38
The comment 'it's on your head' for some reason just cracked me up.
2004-12-04, 11:09 AM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by JASRCC_Uber0010
Katana mod for Max Payne. Featuring the voices of: Me


Whose voice did you do?
2004-12-04, 12:38 PM #40
I'm still amazed I managed to fly her home and manage a belly-flop landing by the airfield with my starboard elevator, entire vertical stabiliser, and multiple plate-sized cannon bitemarks on the wing surface all shot away from my precious little Brewster.

Once the AA-guns have you bracketed, and you're the sole target within range of several batteries, it hurts. Even if you roof-skip and hedge hop your way back home. Pretty funny to see AA-fire slamming into buildings though.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
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