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Luke! I am your Mother!
2004-12-02, 1:56 PM #1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo.....
*poof*

You are probebly wondering what perpose this topic serves. Well... Think of what Vader can be to Luke, or what what Vader is in general, and then post it, starting always with "Luke! I am..."

/Edward
Boredom... Ain't it fun.
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2004-12-02, 2:04 PM #2
Luke! I am laughing at the stupidity of this game. :)
2004-12-02, 2:05 PM #3
Luke! I'm your father's cousin's brother's former roommate
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-12-02, 2:09 PM #4
Luke! I am unable to think of what I might be.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-12-02, 2:20 PM #5
Luke! I am an evil Sith Lord bent on dominating the galaxy; I used to be a good person until I got turned into a cyborg and now I have gone insane because this big black casing makes it impossible for me to have sex.
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2004-12-02, 2:23 PM #6
Luke! We stole James Earl Jones' vocal cords and installed them in my mask.
2004-12-02, 2:38 PM #7
Luke! I am going to tell you something very important, that you can NEVER forget... Verision DSL is only 29.95 a month! You can even save up to $60 a year.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-12-02, 2:56 PM #8
Luke, I am Mufasa
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-12-02, 3:00 PM #9
Luke, I am the one-armed man!

Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
Luke! I'm your father's cousin's brother's former roommate


And that makes us what?
Pissed Off?
2004-12-02, 3:28 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
Luke, I am Mufasa


Luke, this is CNN!
2004-12-02, 3:30 PM #11
Luke, I am your friend. Now, you were saying something about this guy you like... "Han", was it?
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2004-12-02, 3:30 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger

And that makes us what?


ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Which is what you are about to become.
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2004-12-02, 3:46 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Which is what you are about to become.


Now, say goodbye to your two best friends, and i don't mean the ones in the winnebago.


Luke! I am chewbacca! rawr!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-12-02, 3:49 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
Luke! I'm your father's cousin's brother's former roommate


NO!
It's "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousins' former room mate"
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-12-02, 3:58 PM #15
so i don't have perfect memory, when hasn't that been proven before...
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-12-02, 4:01 PM #16
Look it up :p
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-12-02, 6:55 PM #17
Luke, I really am your mother, I had a sex change, and your really my daughter, it was a 2 for 1 deal.
Oh, and stop kissing your brother.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-12-02, 6:57 PM #18
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-02, 7:11 PM #19
<3!!!
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2004-12-02, 7:19 PM #20
Luke! I am just wondering... Can you here me now? Good!
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2004-12-02, 7:27 PM #21
Luke, I forgot to pay last month's rent!
Moo.
2004-12-02, 7:29 PM #22
Luke, is that a saber in your pants or are you excited to see me;)
2004-12-02, 7:29 PM #23
Luke, you've just been PUNK'D !
Moo.
2004-12-02, 7:43 PM #24
That quote is from Thumb Wars...
2004-12-02, 7:46 PM #25
<3 DCM
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2004-12-03, 9:41 AM #26
Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith: Luke, guess what?

Luke Skywalker: You're my father?

Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith: No, I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Giegco!
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-12-03, 10:07 AM #27
Luke, You suck. period.
nope.
2004-12-03, 10:27 PM #28
Luke, I am your insurance coverage. You owe me for a Death Star, an X-wing damage from crashing on Dagobah, Snowspeeder coverage, not to mention the AT-AT, as well as several stormtrooper uniforms that have blaster holes in them.
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2004-12-03, 10:36 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Veger
Luke, I am your insurance coverage. You owe me for a Death Star, an X-wing damage from crashing on Dagobah, Snowspeeder coverage, not to mention the AT-AT, as well as several stormtrooper uniforms that have blaster holes in them.


you forgot all the TIE fighters... the wampa's medical bills, all the things he slice/shot up in versious locations he did battle in, jabba's sandcrawler, the damage to jabba's palace, speederbikes...
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-03, 10:49 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Trigger Happy Chewie
That quote is from Thumb Wars...


That was my first thought, too. The quote was in Thumb Wars, but they didn't come up with it. It's been said by fans for years.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2004-12-03, 10:55 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
you forgot all the TIE fighters... the wampa's medical bills, all the things he slice/shot up in versious locations he did battle in, jabba's sandcrawler, the damage to jabba's palace, speederbikes...


well...yeah...but.
A: The wampa was native to the planet, he didn't have any bills
B: jabba's sandcrawler was after ESB
C:Jabba's palace was after ESB
D: the speederbikes were after ESB

But the tie fighters count! (star wars: ANH)
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2004-12-03, 11:37 PM #32
Luke, you're a fluke.
2004-12-04, 4:30 AM #33
Luke, you were an accident. We really wanted girls, and after that car crash wrecked your face, it's just got that much worse.
2004-12-04, 7:09 AM #34
Luke...Welcome to Bell Alantic
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2004-12-04, 12:22 PM #35
Luke, thank you for choosing Southwest Airlines. I trust you had a pleasant flight. Please remove your luggage from the overhead compartments.
2004-12-04, 12:35 PM #36
Luke, all your base are belong to us. Make your time
nope.
2004-12-04, 1:41 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Trigger Happy Chewie
That quote is from Thumb Wars...


What quote?
2004-12-04, 2:08 PM #38
Luke, can I have the top bunk?
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-12-04, 2:11 PM #39
Luke! I am gay..
2004-12-04, 2:14 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Temperamental
Luke! I am gay..


Buh huhhuhuhuh huhuh duhuhuhuh *snort*
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