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No Way.... This Didn't Just Happen...
2004-12-03, 6:19 PM #1
http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html

Yep, us Canadians actually arrested Dubya for war crimes. Awesome!
Stuff
2004-12-03, 6:21 PM #2
Sux for him
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-12-03, 6:23 PM #3
It's a shame (the e is optional).

:p
2004-12-03, 6:24 PM #4
Bull****. :p
2004-12-03, 6:25 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by tofu
It's a shame (the e is optional).

:p


I'd say the e is a typo...
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-12-03, 6:30 PM #6
Okay, but you gotta admit that it's a pretty well done fake.
Stuff
2004-12-03, 6:32 PM #7
If only...
>>untie shoes
2004-12-03, 6:43 PM #8
well poop it is a fake........:(
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-12-03, 6:54 PM #9
Quote:
He tortured and killed thousands of innocent people.


Sounds like Saddam to me..


The Secret Service guys could deal some serious damage before anything happened to the President, though...I've talked to them personally -- incredible skill and awesome equipment.
woot!
2004-12-03, 6:54 PM #10
That was the happiest minute of my life. Then I realized it was fake. :(
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2004-12-03, 7:08 PM #11
Didn't happen
Pissed Off?
2004-12-03, 7:26 PM #12
Did too. Twice.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2004-12-03, 7:34 PM #13
Hey, thats a good one! :D
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-12-03, 7:41 PM #14
*sigh* well here's hoping. :)
2004-12-03, 7:54 PM #15
My friends and I were drunk last night, and came upon this. Sufficed to say, we were really freaked out
2004-12-03, 7:59 PM #16
Thats a VERY convincing fake... is the entire site fake? is just this story fake? looks rather good.

hehe, there is a guy living here that would flip out after reading that... he'd rejoice and dance in the streets until he discovered it's fake... I mean anything that huge would be in the papers and on the TV.
The Gas Station
2004-12-03, 8:04 PM #17
I've seen that picture like 200 times from when he choked on a pretzel...so I knew it was a fake right away :(
Think while it's still legal.
2004-12-03, 8:15 PM #18
NOOOOOOO why does it have to be fake
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-03, 8:45 PM #19
I knew it. Canada's nothing but a nation of terr-ists.
2004-12-03, 9:00 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Grant
Thats a VERY convincing fake... is the entire site fake? is just this story fake? looks rather good.


The links lead to the real CNN site. Just that one page is fake.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-12-03, 9:03 PM #21
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands...
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2004-12-03, 9:22 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
The links lead to the real CNN site. Just that one page is fake.


http://www.world-cnn.com/ more than just one
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-03, 11:59 PM #23
Yeah... wouldn't that be, like, grounds for war? Kidnapping a current President? Not that I actually think America would go to war with Canada over something like that, at least not at first. But then, in a silly fantasy world where Canadians arrest world leaders without provocation, I guess anything's possible... ;)
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2004-12-04, 12:03 AM #24
If that really had happened......screw college, gimme a howitzer.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-12-04, 12:18 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
NOOOOOOO why does it have to be fake


x100000

I thought it was real.
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2004-12-04, 1:27 AM #26
Fake?!



Well ****....
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-12-04, 2:27 AM #27
Perhaps the best fake I've ever seen; beats out Dark Forces Gold any day, and that's impressive! I actually believed it for a moment, until I noticed that some of the things, such as the top banner ad didn't match what CNN normally has up there, (CNN would never have an ad for Victoria's Secret, lol) as well as some formating details that didn't seem quite right, (the headline formatting doesn't match CNN's normal style) and lastly, the date gave it away; I read cnn.com on a daily basis. It had been so long since the pretzel incident I didn't recognise it until it was mentioned, sadly enough...
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-12-04, 8:27 PM #28
Quote:
Using the same expletive from a heated exchange earlier this year, Vice President Dick Cheney was overheard on the Senate floor with an even stronger response. "These charges are f****** outrageous."


Oh, god...that had me out of my chair laughing. :D
You could no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow.
2004-12-04, 8:35 PM #29
Would've been funny if it was real, even though I think that's utter BS.

I just wanted to see a real-life Cartman take on Saddam.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-12-05, 6:50 AM #30
I wish it was real.... or if he really chocked on that pretzel
nope.

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