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Great read for Deus Ex fans...
2004-12-03, 7:51 PM #1
...Or gaming fans in particular. Several of my friends who've never heard of Deus Ex laughed many a time with this.

http://www.it-he.org/deus.htm

I'm aiming to play the game like this at least once ;)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-12-03, 8:56 PM #2
Hah, saw that a while ago. Easily the best walkthrough I've ever seen :)


Aside, visualwalkthroughs.com has great walkthroughs.
2004-12-03, 9:48 PM #3
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In the Underworld, find the one they call 'Pilot'. It will require some alcohol, which must be cold.

We're on a tight budget, so don't purchase any from the bar. Instead, loot the pub and get two fire extinguishers.

Extinguish the Forties and give them to Pilot. The drink must be extinguished in a private room (e.g. the toilets) because Pilot will try to kill you if it sees what you're doing.


... I had no idea you could do that to make them cold. That's brilliant.

Quote:
Take the left passage. For dealing with the lasergrids, I suggest the tried-and-tested technique of throwing a small metal crate or binbag into the lowest beam, and then waiting for the alarm to cease.


Jeeze... that's news to me too.

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Back in the mall, break into the Kwiksave while the police are preoccupied. Go to the fridge and consume the entire stock of alcoholic beverage as quickly as you can. (60 bottles, if you bring the bottles from the club as well). It's a good job your stomach is augmented or you would now be dead.


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A supervisor will come up to you and warn you not to do anything evil. Agree and then shoot the MJ12 commando in the back of the head with your sniper rifle. If a trooper comes to examine the body, shoot them too.


LOL.



Man... That's an awesome read, and quite informative. I had no idea you could do some of those things. I'm definately trying this later on.
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Last Stand
2004-12-04, 4:35 AM #4
Bollocks, my DX disc is at home in York. That was hysterical and yep, damn informative! I loved the layout of Booms and LAMs to wipe out all the troops that come to kill you and Paul. Also being able to get cloak as well as Radar invisibility was news to me too.

Damn funny. Bookmarked until I get home.
2004-12-04, 4:38 AM #5
Yes, it was pretty entertaining to read. Though I've read it so many times before.

[http://www.it-he.org/deus/bh.gif]

Great.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-12-04, 7:00 AM #6
hehehehehee.........
/fluffle
2004-12-04, 3:15 PM #7
Bump because everyone should read this.


PS: I've never bumped a topic on massassi in my whole time being here. This is my first. Happy first bump

PSS: Phoenix, no that really dosen't make them cold (as far as I can tell)
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-12-04, 8:27 PM #8
Yeah it does. If you just pick one up and give it to Jock, he'll say he wants something cold from the bar. If you spray a warm one you find, he'll accept it.

Words cannot describe how genius that guide is. The Jock/Helicopter/Black Helicopter has to be the best part though...
2004-12-06, 7:59 PM #9
I gotta try that fire extinguisher on the drink thing later.

/me rummages around for the DX disc.
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2004-12-06, 9:44 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by alpha1
I gotta try that fire extinguisher on the drink thing later.

/me rummages around for the DX disc.


me too....
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