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I couldn't resist...
2004-04-14, 4:23 PM #1
...Post you favorite googlisms! (handy link provided so you don't have to type) My two favorite for "President George W. Bush":

president george w. bush is a 13th cousin one generation removed from princess diana spencer

president george w. bush is available for instant download

...I wonder where those are?

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-04-14, 4:41 PM #2
Here it goes again

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-04-15, 4:31 AM #3
Tony is a 'hard core soft drinks' guy.

Or something.

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"Apples rule. If it weren't for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we'd all have apples."
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-04-15, 5:38 AM #4
Can we make a rule about not posting millions? I recall on the last one, everyone posting tons of them of their name.

"sex is a 13 letter word"

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Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
2) You statement is lacking any clear structure or grammer. Please add these things.</font>


Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-04-15, 10:13 AM #5
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about bobafett765 yet.</font>

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2004-04-15, 10:38 AM #6
AHHH!

glyde is my grandma's
glyde is a longer lasting
glyde is an air
glyde is gay bird
glyde is


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Fight fire with fire! Fight EVERYTHING with fire!

"True as toasted toads!"
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-04-15, 10:42 AM #7
"wuss is surrouneded by women who want him"

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"I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer."
-Atom and His Package
2004-04-15, 10:47 AM #8
raoul duke is so wasted on drugs and **** that he sees weird

raoul duke is gay bait

[This message has been edited by Raoul Duke (edited April 15, 2004).]
2004-04-15, 10:59 AM #9
sajn_master is el3ctrolizin to el3ctor's mom

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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-15, 11:04 AM #10
There have been way too many threads for something which is already boring enough for one.

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2004-04-15, 12:10 PM #11
I used my real name, and am now replacing it with my username.

"DogSRoOL is on top again."

I like the multiple meanings. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

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Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-15, 12:21 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Googlism for: stupid idea

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about stupid idea yet.</font>


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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited April 15, 2004).]
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-04-15, 12:25 PM #13
sex is better than school
2004-04-15, 12:27 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Googlism for: sex for gothicx

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about sex for gothicx yet.</font>


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-04-15, 12:29 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
mystic0 is
</font>


Wow. I is!

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I check my e-mail.
2004-04-15, 12:29 PM #16
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Google&type=1 hehehe
google is the world's favorite search engine [http://forums.massassi.net/html/cool.gif]
google is your friend 0_o
google is three times bigger than the [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif] experts think [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]
google is now indexing this list [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]


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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited April 15, 2004).]
2004-04-15, 12:37 PM #17
genki is laid


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Free Jin!
2004-04-15, 3:02 PM #18
crimson is junior kate mcdavitt

pretty sure im not O_o

[edit: crimson is amazing]
aww [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
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Truth is in the eye of the beholder.
Forum Rules

[This message has been edited by Crimson (edited April 15, 2004).]
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2004-04-15, 3:32 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
genki is laid</font>

Plus this...
  • genki is eleven years old
...Is disturbing.

...Also:
  • massassi is a male
  • massassi is her name
...I never thought about Massassi's gender. Apparently, it's still debated.

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.

[This message has been edited by nottheking (edited April 15, 2004).]
Wake up, George Lucas... The Matrix has you...
2004-04-15, 5:01 PM #20
I did teh letter I and it funny

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i is a high
i is a long memoried woman
i is black?
i is ss ss se e ec c co o on n nd dd tt te e er r
i is for instrument
i is is
i is behind suicide attacks on israeli
i is for icicles
i is not for indian
...

I also did one on Michael Jackson and received disturbing results:
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michael jackson is a wierd mo
michael jackson is magic
michael jackson is black???
michael jackson is black now
michael jackson is the world's leading consumer
michael jackson is just a normal guy
michael jackson is not "weird"
michael jackson is sexy
michael jackson is a way of life
michael jackson is still a werewolf
...

OSAMA: {bin Ladin}
...
osama is under your bed
osama is a bush
osama is pregnant
osama is under your bed 19 november 2002
osama is under your bed fair use statement
osama is date
osama is a punk
osama is a rock star
osama is better than sex"
osama is busy with his mistress
osama is alive 11
osama is a ********
osama is celebatejokes funny redneck humor yo mamma blonde clean laugh comedy hilarious free
osama is
osama is hiding
osama is dead the spectator
osama is worse becuase go get him freakyskyla osama is worse becuase they are as bad as each other and both deserve to die wuffwuff
osama is us
...

[This message has been edited by F-Body (edited April 15, 2004).]
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth

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