THRAWN
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I was watching RotK the other night and I realized something:
I frigging HATE LotR. Seriously, the crap is easily predictable, its boring, and the only cool character was Gandalf. Frodo should have died a horrible and bloody death. If I ever were to recieve the LotR on DVD, I would skip any scene that had Frodo or Sam in it. Sam should have bashed Golem's head with a stone and thrown it off a cliff when Frodo slept, then slit Frodo's throat.
Aragon looked like a rejected Calvin Klein model who had a thing for elves.
Leggo My Eggo looked more like a woman than some of the women I've dated.
Gimley had crappy weapons.
Sauramon was an overhyped pansy who, at the first sign of danger, looses all his powers and can't do jack.
And Sauron. A giant frigging eye on a tower. Get the damn chain saws out and cut the thing down. Ohhh, a giant eye, ohhh, ahh. How is he defeated the first time? He gets his finger cut off. Wow, what an amazing bad guy, all that power and his finger is cut off as easily as I flush the toilet.
The ring makes you disappear, wow, not cool. Maybe it should of done something cool like shot fire out of it and created earth quakes and lightning.
And at the beginning of FotR, Gandalf goes to Mount Doom, looks at it, rides away, and then 3 years later Frodo finally makes it.
Frodo should of been thrown into the volcano for is stupid arrogance. Come to think of it, all Hobbits should be thrown into it. They were annoying.
Gandalf ruled.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
