Ok Massassi, you've come to my aid before, don't fail me now!
I have this winter dance coming up, and I have something of a dilemma: The social tectonic plates are shifting, and a lot of the girls I hang out with in my cloistered private school community are tired with me and I them. So I'm thinking of letting some fresh air in, but I'm torn between two choices here.
Batchelorette Number One:
Pros:
She's mighty hot, art-inclined like myself, tech-inclined as myself, we worked on a few projects together in the past (I was her manager), and we'd have tons to talk about. I really could be a lot more of mysel, as I'd really have nothing to prove and no facade to put up.
Cons:
This may seem shallow, but I'm obsessed with blondes and two months or so ago, she said she dyed her hair brunette. Anyway, that detracts signifcantly from my hotness rating, but also, she lives some ways away, so while I could convince her to come rather easily, it would still be inconvenient. She also gives off the front that she doesn't want to get involved.
Batchelorette Number Two:
Pros:
She's also pretty hot, but I haven't spoken with her that much in a while, but she liked me a few months ago. She's from the countryside, and strikes me as the type of girl not so accustomed to a slick chevalier like myself. She also seems a little more open. She wanted to get together with me a while back, but those plans fell apart thanks to scheduling.
Cons:
Transportation might be a little awkward, and we would have nothing to talk about. Or at least at the moment, because I have lost the 'art' of making senseless small talk.
Anyway, I overanalyze to absurdity, but your input would be highly appreciated, as I am positively incapable of making decisions on my own without the help of impartial Massassians.
And be sure to explain why.
I have this winter dance coming up, and I have something of a dilemma: The social tectonic plates are shifting, and a lot of the girls I hang out with in my cloistered private school community are tired with me and I them. So I'm thinking of letting some fresh air in, but I'm torn between two choices here.
Batchelorette Number One:
Pros:
She's mighty hot, art-inclined like myself, tech-inclined as myself, we worked on a few projects together in the past (I was her manager), and we'd have tons to talk about. I really could be a lot more of mysel, as I'd really have nothing to prove and no facade to put up.
Cons:
This may seem shallow, but I'm obsessed with blondes and two months or so ago, she said she dyed her hair brunette. Anyway, that detracts signifcantly from my hotness rating, but also, she lives some ways away, so while I could convince her to come rather easily, it would still be inconvenient. She also gives off the front that she doesn't want to get involved.
Batchelorette Number Two:
Pros:
She's also pretty hot, but I haven't spoken with her that much in a while, but she liked me a few months ago. She's from the countryside, and strikes me as the type of girl not so accustomed to a slick chevalier like myself. She also seems a little more open. She wanted to get together with me a while back, but those plans fell apart thanks to scheduling.
Cons:
Transportation might be a little awkward, and we would have nothing to talk about. Or at least at the moment, because I have lost the 'art' of making senseless small talk.
Anyway, I overanalyze to absurdity, but your input would be highly appreciated, as I am positively incapable of making decisions on my own without the help of impartial Massassians.
And be sure to explain why.