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/hands everyone a balloon
2004-12-05, 1:40 PM #1
I just sucked a bunch of helium out of a balloon and I decided to sing 'Follow The Yellow Brick Road" (I've never sucked helium out of a balloon before :p)...That was freaking AWESOME!!! Besides the fact I was breathing heavy and sweating a bit afterwards… (A balloon full of helium + precious vocal cords and lungs = not that good an idea.) I have another balloon in my room…I think I should record yellow brick road… >.> <.< Anywho, that was hilarious. Just thought I'd let you all know.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-12-05, 1:47 PM #2
Condoms can store more helium than balloons, if you like helium so much.




Actually, I just wanted everyone to visualize you sucking on a condom full of air.
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2004-12-05, 1:48 PM #3
*opens up MSWord*
*clicks back to this thread*
*copys DogSRoOL's post*
*pastes it in MSWord*
*/save as 'Dogpwndsajnquote'*
Think while it's still legal.
2004-12-05, 2:29 PM #4
You use WORD!?! Arrrrgghhhhh. :p
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2004-12-05, 2:31 PM #5
What's wrong with MS Word? oh, and this reminded me, SAJN, get on AIM, i want you to hear something.
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2004-12-05, 2:46 PM #6
Code: 
C:\>copy con dogspwndsajnquote
Condoms can store more helium than balloons, if you like helium so much.




Actually, I just wanted everyone to visualize you sucking on a condom full of air.
^Z
1 file(s) copied
C:\>

DOS > MSWord
2004-12-05, 3:54 PM #7
Nitrous Oxide > Helium.

You see, when you suck on helium, it makes other people laugh. When you suck on nitrous oxide, it makes YOU laugh.
Stuff
2004-12-05, 6:05 PM #8
[Edit: SNIP]
so what's wrong with word?:p
2004-12-05, 9:42 PM #9
/waits for an admin to edit your post
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2004-12-05, 10:36 PM #10
So, anyone want to explain the logic behind making the word "s***" illegal to say around here, while letting people refer in descriptive terms to condoms. :confused: Not that I like either.
2004-12-05, 10:44 PM #11
Because condoms are a useful tool, whereas **** ... is ****.
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2004-12-05, 10:48 PM #12
Obi, would you please explain to me how it is possible to refer to condoms in descriptive terms? Is it possible to refer to a condom more strongly without using the word 'condom'? I'm a little confused here.

Condom condom condom.

Condom.
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2004-12-06, 2:41 AM #13
Condom?

Featherlite. :)
2004-12-06, 7:23 AM #14
/me slaps Obi with a brick
2004-12-06, 7:30 AM #15
Don't worry about Obi, he probably also wants to censor every instance of the word "evolution", change pi to 3, and make the phrase "Oh My God" a bannable offense.
Stuff
2004-12-06, 7:30 AM #16
/me puts brick in condom
/me proceeds to smack obi with it
D E A T H
2004-12-06, 7:55 AM #17
Condoms are latex.

and that picture has Flava Flav in it!
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2004-12-06, 8:03 AM #18
CONDOM.
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2004-12-06, 9:20 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
So, anyone want to explain the logic behind making the word "s***" illegal to say around here, while letting people refer in descriptive terms to condoms. :confused: Not that I like either.
I think you know what you're talking about even less than I do.
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2004-12-06, 9:21 AM #20
[http://store1.yimg.com/I/theaccessgroup_1819_1830475]


'Tis the season...
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2004-12-06, 9:28 AM #21
Nice :)
2004-12-06, 9:34 AM #22
O_o
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2004-12-06, 9:38 AM #23
heh, all we need now are singing and flashing ones to be posted
nope.
2004-12-06, 9:40 AM #24
My favorite condoms have been the ones I've seen in gas station bathrooms that are scented. I mean, I can understand flavored and whatnot, but if you're having sex, do you really want to smell pineapples or bananas?
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2004-12-06, 9:41 AM #25
Yes... Yes I do.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-06, 9:44 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
heh, all we need now are singing and flashing ones to be posted
How about dancing?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-12-06, 9:45 AM #27
No, at a service station in england I saw some that play Chirstmas music and flash red and green at the end
nope.

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