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I think I'll start selling phone books
2004-12-06, 4:15 PM #1
Because that must surely be what the local company wants me to do. I can't hink of any other reason why they would have delivered six phone books to my condo over the last 2 months. We don't even have a phone line in here, for crying out loud, everyone uses cell phones!

So, what should I do with all these things?
Life is beautiful.
2004-12-06, 4:23 PM #2
Are they all the ame phone book? I know there are a couple of different phone books here.
Pissed Off?
2004-12-06, 4:26 PM #3
Exact same one, every single one of them. Its driving us crazy here. Neither my roomates or I can figure out why they are sending us all these phone books!
Life is beautiful.
2004-12-06, 4:32 PM #4
That seriously made me laugh out loud.
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Last Stand
2004-12-06, 4:32 PM #5
Maybe they think you're full of **** and need more reading material?
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2004-12-06, 4:36 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Maybe they think you're full of **** and need more reading material?


Or more toilet paper...at least you gave me an idea of what to do with them. :p
Life is beautiful.
2004-12-06, 5:09 PM #7
Hollow them out and put stuff in em
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-12-06, 5:27 PM #8
TOGA PHONE BOOK PARTY!
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2004-12-06, 5:57 PM #9
Rip all the pages out, crumple them up, and fill some unsuspecting victim's room with them.
Stuff
2004-12-06, 6:36 PM #10
If you're in an upstairs apartment, you can throw them at solicitors down on the ground floor.
2004-12-06, 6:37 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Rip all the pages out, crumple them up, and fill some unsuspecting victim's room with them.


covering the whole floor with plastic cups of water is better.

(save that trick for when your target will be gone all day.)
2004-12-07, 9:19 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
covering the whole floor with plastic cups of water is better.

(save that trick for when your target will be gone all day.)


Even better if you staple the cups together. Makes for a fun time cleaning them up.
2004-12-07, 9:52 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
covering the whole floor with plastic cups of water is better.

(save that trick for when your target will be gone all day.)


Quote:
Originally posted by agent000x
Even better if you staple the cups together. Makes for a fun time cleaning them up.


Don't forget to glue the cups to the floor to give them an extra tough time.
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2004-12-07, 12:32 PM #14
And instead of water, use a high concentration of hydrochloric acid. Of course, plastic cups might prove to be a problem, but I'm sure there are ways around that...
2004-12-07, 12:38 PM #15
I like the phone book.
Granted, the plot is a bit thin but all those different characters are great.
Sorry for the lousy German
2004-12-07, 12:38 PM #16
I LOVE that idea, I'm going to do that when I go to university, how long does the victim not talk to you for? :confused:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-12-07, 1:34 PM #17
I suppose it would depend on the substance in the glasses, and whether or not you staple them together/glue them to the floor. Probably anywhere from a couple weeks to never again in this lifetime. :p
Life is beautiful.
2004-12-07, 6:32 PM #18
WHY WOULD U DESTROY PRECIOUS PHONE BOOKS?? *huggles phone book*
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2004-12-07, 6:55 PM #19
You want one? I've got plenty to pass around. :p
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