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When choosing a getaway vehicle, a lawnmower may not be your best choice.
2004-12-08, 10:27 AM #1
But it appears that someone was stupid enough to try it.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=3&u=/ap/20041207/ap_on_fe_st/lawnmower_getaway
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2004-12-08, 10:32 AM #2
Wow.
That is... [word].
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2004-12-08, 10:44 AM #3
Quote:
Police said the homemade bombs — two glass Budweiser bottles filled with gasoline and plugged with rags — did not burst into flames. One of them shattered, spilling gas and sending fumes into nearby apartments. Two residents were treated for breathing problems.


He must've forgot to light the rags on fire first. :D

Also, who were the two dingleberries that got treated for breathing problems? You'd get more fumes at a freakin gas station.
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2004-12-08, 11:11 AM #4
Quote:
Police eventually got out of their cars and walked toward Coleman. He turned himself in. Coleman said he was coming from a convenience store.


I love how they just said "screw it" and got out of their cruisers and chased the guy down on foot. It's like something out of a Simpsons episode. :)
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2004-12-08, 11:11 AM #5
Unless the got down on the ground and started sniffing the gas rather heavily. :p

I don't think beer bottles are really big enoughto make effctive Molotovs. I thik some tests are in order. :D
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2004-12-08, 11:41 AM #6
o.0 oh wow.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-12-08, 11:41 AM #7
It's a perfectly acceptable road vehicle :p
2004-12-08, 3:12 PM #8
Whats great is he claimed he was coming home from the convienence store. :p
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2004-12-08, 3:17 PM #9
where's the hilarious video? eh? eh?

I mean really, what's the point if you can't see it?

:p
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2004-12-08, 3:52 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
where's the hilarious video? eh? eh?

I mean really, what's the point if you can't see it?

:p

My sentiments EXACTLY! ;)
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2004-12-09, 4:23 AM #11
What maevie said. This needs a video to really take off. With some footage shot from the helicopter... You know, the usual things.
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2004-12-09, 5:09 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
What maevie said. This needs a video to really take off. With some footage shot from the helicopter... You know, the usual things.


As well as the police cruisers taping the back of the lawnmower so it'll fishtail. :D They might've had to shoot the tires as well.
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