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What the hell happend?
2004-12-09, 3:08 PM #41
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Originally posted by Mikus
http://www.thelinktotheforumofloveidon'tknowtheurl.com

Hahaha ur link doeznt wurk u suk at life
2004-12-09, 3:09 PM #42
Did you really think anyone here...especially a guy would know the answer? You should have just PMed mavispoo. Anyways, TFTFI. (Thanks for the ****ing info)
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-12-09, 3:11 PM #43
Anyone can be blasphemous. It's especially potent when they have a background in what they are offending.
2004-12-09, 3:11 PM #44
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Originally posted by MechWarrior
Alright so I'm at my girlfriends house tonight and everything is good we are sneak holding hands infront of her roommate... just as I leave she starts a quick kissing session which is all good... I kiss her on her neck and after 3 secs she pushes me off says I have to go now says bye and says I can't kiss her like that... I naturally inquired as to why said kissing was bad and she said: "I'll tell you latter"... what the hell happend? Did I do something wrong?

Wow, you stayed here to tell us this?

You really must be fugly if you scare here that much.
2004-12-09, 5:05 PM #45
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
The movie is pretty blasphemous...


even though a real church gave them a lot of help with filming in the curch scenes :confused:

It is just a movie.

[note] not at you mikus, just saying that for obi's sake.
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2004-12-09, 5:07 PM #46
Well disregarding any church involvement it's still blasphemy... I mean... Chris Rock as Jesus? Jay and Silent Bob involved in any way? Come on :p
2004-12-09, 5:09 PM #47
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
Did you really think anyone here...especially a guy would know the answer? You should have just PMed mavispoo. Anyways, TFTFI. (Thanks for the ****ing info)


Yes, I'm sure that maeve would greatly appreciate coming to the forums to find a message asking her about relationship advice.

Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Chris Rock as Jesus?


He was Rufus, not Jesus.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-09, 5:10 PM #48
BLACK JESUS
2004-12-09, 5:14 PM #49
HE WAS THE 13TH APOSTLE
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-09, 5:15 PM #50
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Originally posted by Wolfy
Yes, I'm sure that maeve would greatly appreciate coming to the forums to find a message asking her about relationship advice.



He was Rufus, not Jesus.


Umm..if he is gonna use this board for relationship advice, might as well ask the right person. I am sure maeve wouldnt want to have to deal with that, but thats not the point. What was he really getting out of this besides talking about him getting with his girlfriend.

MechWarrior->ePenis->size--
In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2004-12-09, 5:17 PM #51
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
HE WAS THE 13TH APOSTLE


Ok... So who's Black Jesus then? Eddie Murphey? Chris Tucker? I THINK NOT.
2004-12-09, 5:37 PM #52
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Uhhh, that picture it self is about as blasphemous as you can get... How ever it does do an admirable job of representing the liberal view of God. (Liberal religious, not liberal Christian, although the two usually go had in hand.) If that was what Christianity was all about, I’d hate it to. Religion is not about cuteness or some emotional niceness feeling.



You depress me. It's a picture from the movie Dogma, which I doubt you've seen, but it's satire. It's supposed to be "funny".
2004-12-09, 5:41 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
Alright so I'm at my girlfriends house tonight and everything is good we are sneak holding hands infront of her roommate... just as I leave she starts a quick kissing session which is all good... I kiss her on her neck and after 3 secs she pushes me off says I have to go now says bye and says I can't kiss her like that... I naturally inquired as to why said kissing was bad and she said: "I'll tell you latter"... what the hell happend? Did I do something wrong?


Girls tend to get majorly turned on by guys who kiss there neck, so odds are she might have thought you were trying to do more than just kiss the neck.

I do it all the time :D :D
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-12-09, 6:06 PM #54
Quote:
hai guys! ive kissed a girl! lolz


dont lie
2004-12-09, 6:26 PM #55
Quote:
Ok... So who's Black Jesus then? Eddie Murphey? Chris Tucker? I THINK NOT.



If you're looking at it from a relistic standpoint, Jesus wasn't black. Therefore, there would be no Black Jesus.

If you're looking at it from a religious standpoint, Jesus is considered to be Omnipitent. Therefore, having no strict form, being what he wanted.

If you're looking at it from some Black people's thoughts, the Black Jesus wouldn't be an actual saviour Jesus Christ himself, but would be someone like a saviour to their people. Martin Luther King, Malcom X, etc.
2004-12-10, 10:11 AM #56
Quote:
Originally posted by MechWarrior
I naturally inquired as to why said kissing was bad and she said: "I'll tell you latter"
Well, there you go. She'll tell you later. What do you want us to do about it?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-10, 10:20 AM #57
Quote:
Originally posted by Ubuu
Did you really think anyone here...especially a guy would know the answer? You should have just PMed mavispoo. Anyways, TFTFI. (Thanks for the ****ing info)


I love how ****ing nice this was.
2004-12-10, 10:22 AM #58
Ok, in the film, you don't see Jesus.

Jesus was most likely not white - think more arabic looking. Being from that neck of the woods.

Everybody clear?

Right, OT, mech, you probably just turned her on a little too much for her comfort, she'll most likely like it later.

:)
2004-12-10, 2:22 PM #59
I love the fact that I can molest my girlfriend anytime I want :p
2004-12-10, 2:52 PM #60
Even when they tell you to stop eh? :p
2004-12-10, 2:54 PM #61
You racists are all hating on Black Jesus.
2004-12-14, 4:55 PM #62
ok, I just want to say for the record - even though I always offer advice in these threads (I just can't keep my mouth shut!) I'm hardly some relationship expert - I'm 20 and have only been in two serious relationships. If you want to avoid all the abuse you get by posting a thread then pm someone a little older and wiser.

and now to the real reason I bumped this (gossip!) - did she explain?
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2004-12-14, 6:20 PM #63
I thought that a girl should post about this.....so : here I go: I personally love being kissed,bitten,ect on my neck :D .....if it's going somewhere...if he does it and then I have to go home or whatever, it sucks ........ so maybe she isn't ready to let you jump her bones.....but and doesn't want to be all horny with no where to go.....I'd ask if it bothered her before you did it again.....keep in mind (I'll add this since I'm not sure what exactly happened) that she may be the type that asks you to stop bc she doesnt want to look like a whore...but she's really begging for it..... so ask her if you plan on doing it again...
2004-12-14, 6:26 PM #64
Do.... you.... ever use... commas or... .periods... ?

:p
2004-12-14, 6:43 PM #65
........no........ got a problem with it?
2004-12-14, 6:51 PM #66
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Even when they tell you to stop eh?



I've never gotten that from my girlfriend... ;)
2004-12-14, 7:26 PM #67
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Originally posted by Temperamental
I've never gotten that from my girlfriend... ;)


Dead girls can't say no.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-14, 7:28 PM #68
ZING!!!!
2004-12-17, 3:38 PM #69
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Hahaha ur link doeznt wurk u suk at life


http://forums.massassi.net/vb/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=27
2004-12-17, 5:59 PM #70
Really shouldn't have brought this back up... really... I've already had sex with this girl now.
2004-12-17, 6:17 PM #71
So have I, big deal, sheesh, get over it already














:p
2004-12-17, 6:36 PM #72
...
You make me sad.
Why do you think we care?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-12-17, 6:58 PM #73
Ok, who bumped up the flame war?
2004-12-17, 7:02 PM #74
Vampires!

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2004-12-17, 7:22 PM #75
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Originally posted by MechWarrior
Really shouldn't have brought this back up... really... I've already had sex with this girl now.
I was going to post something witty, but I'm starting to develop respect for people.

OH WHY!?


[edit: Also, didn't you learn from last time. ;) ]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-12-17, 10:33 PM #76
I'm sure the reason everyone goes to Maevie for advice is because she treats the question seriously and offers her best advice, instead of going on a tangent about an image posted in jest, and doesnt mock the person for asking their question.
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