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I gotta get me a protector...

2004-12-09, 2:25 PM #1

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

For my boys....

http://news.com.com/Study+Laptop+heat+a+threat+to+fertility/2100-1044_3-5485763.html

2004-12-09, 2:27 PM #2

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

I swear there was a thread on this before.

2004-12-09, 2:31 PM #3

Trige

The jig is up, the news is out, they've finally found me

Posts: 1,222

Or, you can put the laptop on a table or anything besides your lap and have the best of both worlds. DUH!

Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?

2004-12-09, 3:26 PM #4

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Quote:

Originally posted by Trige
Or, you can put the laptop on a table or anything besides your lap and have the best of both worlds. DUH!

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2004-12-09, 3:26 PM #5

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Quote:

Originally posted by Trige
Or, you can put the laptop on a table or anything besides your lap and have the best of both worlds. DUH!

Yea no kidding.. I RARELY put it on my lap, just because one table>lap but the few times I do have it on my lap its really uncomfortable because of the heat.

But does that crack any one else up? Protectors.. for using a laptop. "I'm gonna go use the computer.. I gotta make sure I use protection!"

:rolleyes:

2004-12-09, 3:29 PM #6

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

For the sake of your health, and the health of everyone out there, if you're going to use a laptop, please... wear a condom.

2004-12-09, 5:54 PM #7

Trige

The jig is up, the news is out, they've finally found me

Posts: 1,222

Ah yes, Mikus. Nothin' like a melting rubber searing your danger zone.

Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?

2004-12-09, 5:55 PM #8

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

S&M 4 LYFE

2004-12-10, 2:58 AM #9

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

I used to wrap an icepack in a teatowel, put that on my lap, then my laptop, otherwise I'd get seriously burnt.

Anyway, read this in the letters section of the paper this morning, thought you might find it amusing -

Quote:

FERTILITY DROP EQUATION:
It hardly takes a genius to work out why using laptops decreases fertility. Laptops equal IT geeks, equal Star Trek fans, equal no girlfriends, equal no babies.
Jon Newman, London SW1

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2004-12-10, 10:05 AM #10

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Won't someone think of the sperm!

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-12-10, 10:08 AM #11

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

2004-12-10, 11:55 AM #12

hinch1

You Don't Have To Go

Posts: 231

my laptop doesn't get very hot.

In Pride,
--Hinch
I had a disclaimer here, but the man said it was too long.

2004-12-10, 12:20 PM #13

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by hinch1
my laptop doesn't get very hot.

Maybe you're not looking at enough porn.

[/bad joke]

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music