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The World According to Microsoft.
2004-12-11, 1:23 PM #1
This is actually old news, but some of you might not have seen it. I have put it into PNG form for your viewing pleasure:

[http://images.mzzt.net/theworldaccordingtomicrosoft.png]

Sorry for scrollyscrollyness.

2004-12-11, 1:26 PM #2
MICROSOFT NAZIS!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-12-11, 1:27 PM #3
Haha Poland loses.
D E A T H
2004-12-11, 1:27 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
MICROSOFT NAZIS!


Wrong, THIS is Microsoft Nazis:
[http://www.wumingfoundation.com/italiano/outtakes/gates_nazi.jpg]

2004-12-11, 1:29 PM #5
Pffft....this is not how Microsoft sees the world now. This is how Microsoft sees the world in the future. They're gonna destroy Poland and sink it!
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2004-12-11, 1:30 PM #6
Old news. I think Wolfy's got something about that in his sig.

edit:
Quote:
From Wolfy's sig:
The greatest trick Bill Gates ever pulled was convincing the world Poland didn't exist.
2004-12-11, 1:37 PM #7
:)
Current Maps | Newest Map
2004-12-11, 1:39 PM #8
I can't take credit for this, found it on devART.
2004-12-11, 2:05 PM #9
"Ein volk, Ein reich, Ein fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler

"One world, One web, One program" - Microsoft ad from 1995

I rest my case.
Stuff
2004-12-11, 3:37 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Mega_ZZTer
Wrong, THIS is Microsoft Nazis:
[http://www.wumingfoundation.com/italiano/outtakes/gates_nazi.jpg]
*cough*

[http://www.massassi.net/ec/images/14134.jpg]
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-12-11, 4:22 PM #11
It's all comming together now...
2004-12-11, 4:28 PM #12
Your "correct" map lacks many mediterranean islands. ;)
Warhead[97]
2004-12-11, 4:30 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Haha Poland loses.


I take offense to that.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2004-12-11, 4:31 PM #14
The Microsoft map also seems to have gotten rid of Scotland.

Hooray!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-12-11, 4:43 PM #15
See my (at least) week-old signature...
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-11, 5:26 PM #16
Well actually, they forgot Poland.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2004-12-11, 6:04 PM #17
Duh? :)

2004-12-11, 7:00 PM #18
So, we see small peek at his diabolical plan to take over the world. Interesting.
Pissed Off?
2004-12-11, 8:42 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Ric_Olie
I take offense to that.


Why? Does Poland ever win?
:master::master::master:
2004-12-11, 8:42 PM #20
Polish food is ****ing delicious.
2004-12-11, 10:10 PM #21
Ah Poland. They never catch a break. First they lose the war, next they get left out of the Windows 95 map.
In Pride,
--Hinch
I had a disclaimer here, but the man said it was too long.
2004-12-11, 10:29 PM #22
Plus the 98 and XP map.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-12, 12:13 AM #23
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/glitterfetisha/msnazi.jpg]
2004-12-12, 1:03 AM #24
Didnt DS bring this up a few months ago?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-12-12, 1:05 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v12/glitterfetisha/msnazi.jpg]


That's actually the inverted one that stands for everything fascism isn't.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-12-12, 3:30 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Old news. I think Wolfy's got something about that in his sig.

Only now I do full appreciate Wolf'y sig.
Funny stuff :D
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-12-12, 3:37 AM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Simbachu
Well actually, they forgot Poland.



Rofl!
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2004-12-12, 3:53 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
That's actually the inverted one that stands for everything fascism isn't.


Ah, but Billy knows that, they did that on purpose to subliminally fool people into trusting them.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2004-12-12, 6:55 AM #29
Yes they are all Nazis. :rolleyes:
2004-12-12, 7:00 AM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
That's actually the inverted one that stands for everything fascism isn't.

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