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UT2K4 Easter Eggs
2004-04-16, 12:44 PM #1
Heh heh, check these out...
[http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/www/Shot00230.jpg]
[http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/www/Shot00231.jpg/]

Caution, pg13: http://flashforge.pdmcreative.com/Shot00026.jpg

Heh, epic is pretty sick minded :P See if you can figure out what the first two are referencing...

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Eat the pudding.
2004-04-16, 12:46 PM #2
I'm pretty sure I get the first one...."The girl of t3h tub?" No clue about the second, and that third one has got to be fake :P

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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-16, 1:15 PM #3
The goatse one rocks [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-16, 1:24 PM #4
hahahahahaha great

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2004-04-16, 1:40 PM #5
the third one is obviously fake... it just looks fake

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2004-04-16, 1:42 PM #6
Wanna bet? Go ahead and look for it on DM-Junkyard yourself. Gonna take some trick-jumping skills to get up there though.

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Eat the pudding.
2004-04-16, 1:45 PM #7
well maybe it shouldn't have been shiny... it's shinyness makes it look fake in that screen

but i'm not too shocked they do have a weird sense of humor



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2004-04-16, 1:50 PM #8
OMFG i just got the second one!

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2004-04-16, 1:52 PM #9
I don't get it..explain?

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-16, 1:56 PM #10
You don't want to know...

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2004-04-16, 2:16 PM #11
I must be missing something...

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2004-04-16, 2:18 PM #12
LMAO! That is awesome!

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2004-04-16, 2:21 PM #13
EXPLAIN!!!!

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-16, 2:33 PM #14
1st is tubgirl
2nd is goatse

If you don't understand them, consider yourself lucky.

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2004-04-16, 4:13 PM #15
this reminds of that time someone posted gotse on massassi -_-

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2004-04-16, 4:50 PM #16
/me shudders upon remembering those pics.

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2004-04-16, 4:59 PM #17
I get the first.. but the second.. How does that resemble goatse?

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2004-04-16, 5:06 PM #18
Took at the pipes on the outside of the "tube hallway". What do those resemble?

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2004-04-16, 5:43 PM #19
The penis easter egg is most certainly not fake.

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2004-04-16, 5:53 PM #20
I knew I shouldn't have googled tubgirl and goatse. I thought this would be rated G easter egg such as this one:

[http://www.ece.uci.edu/~kwank/utegg.jpg]

or the toilet car for ONS maps.
2004-04-16, 5:55 PM #21
Haha, that is excellent, Zy. Where is it?

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-04-16, 5:59 PM #22
I forgot the name of the map, but it is a deathmatch map. The map is very small, like only 1 room. And it has a pit in the middle where you can fall in and watch the wonderfull ragdoll physics punish your character. Floating above the small death pit is a powerup spawn point.
2004-04-16, 6:02 PM #23
Ah, DM-Gael. That shot does look like it matches the walls.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

[This message has been edited by Emon (edited April 16, 2004).]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-04-16, 6:07 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
The penis easter egg is most certainly not fake.</font>


Cant . . stop . . .laughing . . . [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-16, 6:33 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by NoESC:
1st is tubgirl
2nd is goatse

If you don't understand them, consider yourself lucky.

</font>


...

I should have been satisfied with being lucky...

Damn curiosity all to hell.

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2004-04-16, 7:49 PM #26
I see a feild... a tunnel... and a golden piece of garbage.

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2004-04-16, 8:04 PM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I see a feild... a tunnel... and a golden piece of garbage.</font>


You obviously lack our superiour dirty minds.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-04-16, 8:05 PM #28
Guess thats my loss eh?

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2004-04-16, 9:06 PM #29
omg the second picture i just searched goatse in the picture section of google!

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2004-04-16, 9:07 PM #30
omg i just searched up tubgirl also

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2004-04-16, 9:47 PM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I see a feild... a tunnel... and a golden piece of garbage.

</font>



The first two i could see someone easily overlooking, but then third one? Its pretty clear.

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Run Away!!
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2004-04-16, 11:20 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by shishnit:
omg i just searched up tubgirl also</font>


You'd think he'd stop after the first one...

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2004-04-16, 11:46 PM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
You'd think he'd stop after the first one...

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YOU'D THINK THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?!

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2004-04-17, 1:36 AM #34
Oops...on the third one I thought we were supposed to pay more attention to the death text thingy [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-04-17, 4:56 AM #35
pfft, what a bunch of wimps! Your not hardcore till you look at the 7 pains.

Well, I do remember the first time I saw goatse. It kinda burns in your eyes. First you are like, WTF??? I wonder how long it took them to photoshop that. Than you are like, ow!!! How could a man do that? Than finally, denial.

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