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Caption this! (when stormtroopers go bad)
2004-12-11, 6:32 PM #1
[insert funniness here]
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2004-12-11, 6:38 PM #2
"Son, do you have a permit for this E-11 Blaster rifle?"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

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2004-12-11, 6:42 PM #3
"Any other weapons, drugs, spice in your armor?"
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2004-12-11, 6:42 PM #4
cop - "The Empire Strikes Back my a**!"
2004-12-11, 6:44 PM #5
It's simple, but it had to be done.
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2004-12-11, 6:44 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Stormtrooper
cop - "The Empire Strikes Back my a**!"

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2004-12-11, 6:50 PM #7
TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST?
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2004-12-11, 6:56 PM #8
"Sir, you are too damn old for toy guns"
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2004-12-11, 6:57 PM #9
"I'm going to have to call your parents"

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2004-12-11, 7:02 PM #10
"When will you young stormtrooper punks learn, the system always win in the end!"
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2004-12-11, 7:06 PM #11
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
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2004-12-11, 8:10 PM #12
Do you think it's real? I bet they just asked the officers to pose. Heh. Still funny though.
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2004-12-11, 8:58 PM #13
I agree. It'd be pretty rare for someone to just happen to snap a picture of that so perfectly cropped up, hmm?
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2004-12-11, 9:00 PM #14
Hopefully that grate won't make him pull a Marilyn Monroe.
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2004-12-11, 9:16 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by nottheking
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"


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2004-12-11, 9:26 PM #16
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2004-12-11, 9:34 PM #17
^

Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST?
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2004-12-11, 10:15 PM #18
I'll make you feel the Force.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-12-11, 10:17 PM #19
That's no floater, it's a SPACE STATION!
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2004-12-11, 10:18 PM #20
"I have sensed a disturbance in The Flush..."
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2004-12-12, 3:04 AM #21
Toilet picture: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Storm Trooper's quote gets my vote :D
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2004-12-12, 3:12 AM #22
bahahah
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2004-12-12, 7:06 AM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by SithNazgul
bahahah


*Obi Wan uses the force to make a noise at the far side of the urinals, and makes a quick escape down the U bend*

stormie1 - "what was that?"
stormie2 - "probably nothing, dont worry bout it"
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2004-12-12, 8:57 AM #24
One of the stormtroopers is wearing sneakers in that last pic. O.o
DO NOT WANT.
2004-12-12, 9:01 AM #25
It also looks like he fell in the toilet.
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2004-12-12, 9:01 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
One of the stormtroopers is wearing sneakers in that last pic. O.o


Yeah. Once you get sand in your armor you can't get it out. SNEAKER PROTECTION!@$)
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2004-12-12, 9:58 AM #27
"Please officer, theres no need to use force"
nope.
2004-12-12, 11:45 AM #28
As for the first pic on stormies going to the bathroom, the original caption Fargo made on GameSpy.com was "Move along, nothing to see here." As for this image:

"Feel the Force, flowing through you."
2004-12-12, 12:18 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
TK-421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST?


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2004-12-12, 2:18 PM #30
I preffered the "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

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