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Sex Ed, Christmas style

2004-12-12, 4:39 PM #1

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html

And probably old, I don't know.

Warning: Crudely drawn stick-figure wang.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-12, 4:43 PM #2

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

That was weird.

2004-12-12, 4:46 PM #3

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Reminds me of the Schoolhouse Rock Sex Ed. from Family Guy.

Vagina junction,
What's your function?

Taking in speeeerm and spitting out baaaaaabies!

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2004-12-12, 4:48 PM #4

Mith

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Posts: 441

I thought the Tramp-o-Claus was far better.

MithShrike: First Mateneer
Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker

2004-12-12, 5:07 PM #5

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Hee hee hee. And I had to study each and every one of these diseases for a test.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2004-12-12, 5:09 PM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Is this flash really meant for education?

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2004-12-12, 5:30 PM #7

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

I saw it about a year ago....

2004-12-12, 6:36 PM #8

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

No way. Modify it though and remove some of the derogitory words and I could see them using that in school for good use.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2004-12-12, 6:36 PM #9

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Haha.

2004-12-12, 6:38 PM #10

Duo Maxwell

Grave Robber, Thread Killer

Posts: 686

I just about busted my lung after watching that.

2004-12-12, 6:56 PM #11

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I like number eleven.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2004-12-12, 9:32 PM #12

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfy
Hee hee hee. And I had to study each and every one of these diseases for a test.

Wow. I totally took that the wrong way.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-13, 11:15 AM #13

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Oh yeah the condom thread get's closed but this keeps going... hahahahahah.

2004-12-13, 11:26 AM #14

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Hehe... It's NHS too. WHo'd have thought they could afford Flash?

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2004-12-13, 11:58 AM #15

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by MechWarrior
Oh yeah the condom thread get's closed but this keeps going... hahahahahah.

Hey, this is educational and helps prevent the spread of STDs... or something.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-13, 12:10 PM #16

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Yeah I was pretty surprised Brian locked that thread. That's something blujay would have done...

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2004-12-13, 12:35 PM #17

Muffinman

Do you know him?

Posts: 537

Quote:

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile.
I've had ballanital shancroids for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June.
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sores,
Your monenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more.
Your dhobis itch,
My scrumpox,
Our lovely gonorrhoea.
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear.

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine.
I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochaetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis,
streptococcal balinitis,
Meningomyelitis,
Diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior ureitis.

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender,
'Though the parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love,
I'm your spirochaetal clown.
I've left my body to science,
Gonococcal urethritis,
streptococcal balinitis,
Meningomyelitis,
Diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior ureitis.
But I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis,
streptococcal balinitis,
Meningomyelitis,
Diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis,
interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior ureitis.

2004-12-13, 12:37 PM #18

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

I'm surprised Obi hasn't been here to ***** yet.

2004-12-13, 12:38 PM #19

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

This is just a bit disgusting.

Haha, that one pic of the stick figure guy's burning anus!

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2004-12-13, 1:24 PM #20

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Yeah it's great

2004-12-13, 1:40 PM #21

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Hmm... This thread is sick. Literally :rolleyes:

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2004-12-13, 3:21 PM #22

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

I got tired of it after the 11th day.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2004-12-13, 9:36 PM #23

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Thank you so much, Muffinman, for sharing that.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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