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Reservoir Oz ( pun intended )
2004-12-12, 10:02 PM #1
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This should be intersting.....
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2004-12-12, 11:58 PM #2
WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO RAPE WHAT IS LEFT OF MY CHILDHOOD??!!!


Argh, these stupid spinoff/remake things HAVE got to stop!
2004-12-13, 2:31 AM #3
Will it still sync up with Darkside of the moon, thats my question.
Time is but a window
Death is but a doorway
He'll be back
2004-12-13, 2:43 AM #4
Tarantino needs to be cured of that disease which makes him want to act. The camera loves you man, behind it.
2004-12-13, 10:55 AM #5
Aww...I totally wrote this awesome thing and the browser lost it when I replied.... :P I'll sum it up.

"O-Ren ISI! WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS!"
"Kill her!"
*crazy 88's come out*
"Miss piggy...I mean dorothy, it's me kermi-the scarecrow! I need a brain, can you help me?
"Oh, sure there scarecrow, but why don't you have a brain?"
"Well I--"
*crazy 88 stabs kermit*
*tin man comes out*
"I'm here because I need a heart!"
*finds nearest crazy 88 and grabs heart out of his chest, then holds it up in front of him for a minute*
*cowardly lion comes out*
"I'm the cowardly lion, I need courage!"
*someone tosses him a sword*
"what am I supposed to use this--"
*lights go dark/blue, lion is surrounded by 10 crazy 88's*
*lion eats them all savagely*
*lion leaves one and hits him on the butt with his sword*
"Go home to your mother! Hey, that took courage!"
*Queen Latifah comes out*
"Hi, it's aunty em, I'm a part of your dream miss piggy, but if you need me, I'll be in my sportscar super taxis with jimmy fallan. call the cell, chow!"
*queen latifah leaves*
*quenten tarantino comes out*
"It was admirable of you all to kill the crazy 88's, now I'm going to help you. You want to get home right?"
*miss piggy* "Oh, it's awful here, I just want to go home"
"And where is that my dear dorothy?"
*piggy* "what?*
*quenten immediately pulls out a revolver and points it at miss piggy*
"What!? What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in 'What!'!?"
*puts revolver away*
"oh, sorry sorry, I do have this baloon though, just take it and you'll go straight home!"
*helps miss piggy onto the baloon*
"Oh, and I almost forgot, there's a bomb on a timer that you might need to disarm, as well as a bloody dead body in the trunk, oh! and take this giant suckly sweet lolipop!
*throws lolipop at baloon*
"safe traveling!"
*curtain*
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2004-12-13, 1:41 PM #6
I agree.

OMG...what if the rape our childhood somtime in the future, and do a remake of Star Wars????
2004-12-13, 1:42 PM #7
NOOOOOOOOOO!
2004-12-13, 2:14 PM #8
The tarantino part isn't so bad.
The muppets doing Oz isn't bad.
ashanti being in the movie IS terrible. Pop stars CANNOT act and should stay AWAY from movies.

I hope Jim Henson comes back as a zombie and kills all the people that okayed the movie, ashanti and latifah.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-12-14, 7:25 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaiph
Tarantino needs to be cured of that disease which makes him want to act. The camera loves you man, behind it.


So very, very true.
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2004-12-14, 7:29 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
[BI hope Jim Henson comes back as a zombie and kills all the people that okayed the movie, ashanti and latifah. [/B]

Now that is a movie I'd love to watch
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