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Funniest Word in the English language.
2004-04-16, 8:07 AM #1
Defenestration
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-04-16, 8:07 AM #2
To me the funniest word ever is; "wang". I crack up every time I hear it.

What's the funniest word to you?

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2004-04-16, 8:09 AM #3
Sack

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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2004-04-16, 8:12 AM #4
Mastication

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2004-04-16, 8:46 AM #5
Badger

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
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2004-04-16, 9:00 AM #6
Towel

Seriously, think abou it

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The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2004-04-16, 9:11 AM #7
FACE!!

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MadQuack has a signature.
I'm just a little boy.
2004-04-16, 9:16 AM #8
vagabond
2004-04-16, 9:18 AM #9
"Your"

Hehehe "your"!

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2004-04-16, 9:20 AM #10
moist

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free mp3 ~Jump - Young America

new album comes out April 20th
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2004-04-16, 9:29 AM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Defenestration</font>




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2004-04-16, 9:33 AM #12
Testical

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2004-04-16, 10:01 AM #13
I always laugh at how people pronounce deja-vu or rendez-vous

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2004-04-16, 10:02 AM #14
That's because they're French, Flexor. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

I always thought "road" was kindof a silly word... coolest word ever, though, is "paradigm." (No pun intended [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif])

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited April 16, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-04-16, 10:06 AM #15
'Cabbage' is a rather funny word...

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2004-04-16, 10:13 AM #16
Jedi

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I check my e-mail.
2004-04-16, 10:23 AM #17
Shovel

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

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Psychopaths are unpredictable.

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2004-04-16, 10:37 AM #18
True

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2004-04-16, 10:40 AM #19
Hilarious.
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Actually, probably a lot of the words in "Vocabulary Workshop" (like epitome).

[edit] Ok, I lied twice.
Cucumber (which I have the credibility of, btw [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]).

"Bow down to the Mighty Cucumber"

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2004-04-16, 10:42 AM #20
beaver

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2004-04-16, 11:05 AM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
I always laugh at how people pronounce deja-vu or rendez-vous

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i pronouce it rend-vee-ous
anyways mine is: B<waffles>ies

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2004-04-16, 11:13 AM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Genki:
i pronouce it rend-vee-ous
anyways mine is: B<waffles>ies

</font>


A semi-accurate watered down pronunctiation of Rendezvous is Ron-day-view.

Mine is "Polaroid."

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"At last, we have come to find the truth to our souls. Though, the truth is not what we expected. I now fear my own soul."
"At last, we have come to find the truth to our souls. Though, the truth is not what we expected. I now fear my own soul."
2004-04-16, 12:08 PM #23
Hipporhinocrocadillagator.

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

My Canada includes Beavers.
2004-04-16, 12:41 PM #24
Hippopotomus

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2004-04-16, 12:46 PM #25
Pizzle.

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2004-04-16, 12:58 PM #26
flibbertigibbet (yes it's real)

-or-

hippopotomontstrosesquippedaliophobia. (Oh the irony!)

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sig·na·ture n.

A distinctive mark, characteristic, or sound indicating identity.
Ban Jin!
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2004-04-16, 1:07 PM #27
I always thought the longest word was funny.. 1707 letters or something. Refears to a distinct part of the DNA.

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutwords/long

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2004-04-16, 1:41 PM #28
Frobnicate

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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
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condition."... G. K. Chesterton

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2004-04-16, 1:48 PM #29
Sock.


Don't ask me why...

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-04-16, 2:11 PM #30
Potato.

I love it!

PotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotato.

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2004-04-16, 3:02 PM #31
merkin

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2004-04-16, 3:05 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by West Wind:
Frobnicate

</font>


I read that word and laughed. I dunno why.

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2004-04-16, 3:09 PM #33
Antidisestablismentarianism

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-04-16, 3:32 PM #34
Beat, meat, pork, ham... etc.

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2004-04-16, 4:44 PM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Noble Outlaw:
Antidisestablismentarianism

</font>


you took my idea

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2004-04-16, 4:44 PM #36
I always thought that the word "Vagina" was an odd word to name the woman's reproductive organ. Sounds like something a little 8 year old boy would clown around with. I think one comedian put it that it sounds like a illness you would use as an excuse to skip out on work.

"I'm sorry Boss, I can't come in today. I have Vagina! It is all over my face!"

ROFLMAO!

Oh yeah... let's not forget about the word "masticate". ^^

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2004-04-16, 5:33 PM #37
Smegma.

If you dont know what it means, I envy you.

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2004-04-16, 5:34 PM #38
i know what smeg means. does that count?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

-----@%
2004-04-16, 5:37 PM #39
Spork that is nowhere near appropriate...I love it. *grin*

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2004-04-16, 7:16 PM #40
Juice.

It's just so totally weird.. juice.. juice.. juice..

Or Tiki, because you can't say 'tiki' without smiling.(c)

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