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Acts... of Gord.
2004-12-18, 1:58 PM #1
http://www.actsofgord.com

Many of you may remember this site, it may be new to many of you. Either way, read and enjoy. Post your favourites, share in the warming glow of Gord.
2004-12-18, 2:39 PM #2
Working at a video rental place, I know exactly what this guy has gone through. I admit, some of his stories do seem a bit stretched, but most of them are spot on with how people react to certain situations. Reading through these while working at said video store makes them all that much more entertaining. ;)
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2004-12-18, 2:41 PM #3
I agree. Some are pretty funny, others arn't. I like the Book of Justice.
2004-12-18, 2:55 PM #4
Those are great. Going to read them all :D

EDIT: This is why I want to work in a rental store / video game store. I'm very uh.. moxious when it comes to debating in person.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-12-18, 4:29 PM #5
acts of gord > all but massassi
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2004-12-18, 4:38 PM #6
Damn. I was looking for that site for a long time! thanx.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-12-18, 4:47 PM #7
And then Gord made Martyn happy.
2004-12-18, 5:07 PM #8
That is pure GOLD. I need to read them all now.
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2004-12-18, 5:46 PM #9
Best thing I've read all week.

And Glyde, I agree on the work part.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2004-12-18, 5:50 PM #10
Yeah, I read every single one a good while ago. Thanks for the reminder though, cause I'm gonna read em all again. :D
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2004-12-18, 5:53 PM #11
I must hurry now, and spread the Word of Gord!
2004-12-18, 6:37 PM #12
Favoirite is the book of victory. Harhar.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-12-18, 7:02 PM #13
Tucker Max > Gord.

All the way.

Gord is pretty cool though.
2004-12-18, 7:19 PM #14
Quote:
"What game are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for, uhm… err… ah… I'm looking for, uhmm… Megaman… But it's not here."

"Which one? I have all five of them on the PlayStation right there."

"I'm, uh.. Not looking for anything…"

Kid runs out door.


Ahahahahaha...that sounds like something I would have done when I was little.
2004-12-18, 7:32 PM #15
LOL, awesomeness.
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.

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