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Become a Ninja!
2004-12-19, 2:54 PM #1
Hurray for the most useless thread ever. Due to the last thread, which I'm sure had to do somthing with Nazi's and Flash Web-based designs, I have noticed somthing. You guys fight, but you fight without being a ninja. It's time for you to be in uniform, and fight like a true Ninja. Because Ninja's are what make this world a little more interesting.

Enter silently.

Now that you're a Ninja, post links to stupid things like the link above. You know, stupid things no one cares about, but it's fun anyways.
2004-12-19, 3:00 PM #2
I always perform the shirt-ninja ritual before using the internet, I thought everyone did.
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2004-12-19, 3:02 PM #3
Pirates > Ninjas.

o.0
2004-12-19, 3:04 PM #4
Pirate Ninjas > *
2004-12-19, 3:07 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Mikus
Pirate Ninjas > *


Flaming Zombie Vampire Pirate Ninjas > *
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-19, 3:09 PM #6
Naked Pirate Ninjas Blowing Stuff Up During A Chase Scene in The Latest Over-The-Top Vehicle > *
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2004-12-19, 3:12 PM #7
Naked Flaming Zombie Vampire Pirate Ninjas Blowing Stuff Up During A Chase Scene in The Latest Over-The-Top Vehicle While Being Chased By Flaming Nazi Zombie Vampires Driving Riced Out Cars > *
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-12-19, 3:50 PM #8
ROBOTIC Naked Flaming Zombie Vampire Pirate Ninjas Blowing Stuff Up During A Chase Scene in The Latest Over-The-Top Vehicle While Being Chased By Flaming Nazi Zombie Vampires Driving Riced Out Cars > *
Think while it's still legal.
2004-12-19, 3:55 PM #9
Lu Tze > *
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2004-12-19, 3:55 PM #10
Communist Robotic Naked Flaming Zombie Vampire Pirate Ninjas Blowing Stuff Up During A Chase Scene in The Latest Over-The-Top Vehicle While Being Chased By Flaming Nazi Zombie Vampires Driving Riced Out Cars > *
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2004-12-19, 4:07 PM #11
That's a cool picture. I've already saved it too my hard drive. We all know that Jedi > Ninja or pirates, no matter what they are doing.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
2004-12-19, 4:16 PM #12
Guys, the joke got old back in the fourth post.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2004-12-19, 4:50 PM #13
Ninjaburger may be one of the single greatest games of all time, right up there with Illuminati and Munchkin.
"Any problem can be solved, if you hit it from behind, with enough force".

http://www.sjgames.com/ninjaburger/
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-12-19, 4:58 PM #14
That's a pretty cool and cheap way to dress up as a ninja. Oh and ninjas are greater then pirates...
2004-12-19, 5:09 PM #15
Pirates have some form of gun, therefore the ninja is toast. However, http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm proves that ninjas wouldn't make it easy for the pirate.

QM
2004-12-19, 7:44 PM #16
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Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point.
2004-12-19, 9:13 PM #17
That's one of the best links ever! I'm always acting like a ninja at school (although I'm not popular among the popular crowd).

I was the yearbook ninja and wore my yearbook stuff tied around my head ninja-stlye and then in honor of Christmas I decked out my head with wrapping paper and was "The Christmas Ninja"

Now I can SO be a 'normal' ninja.

What a great link.
2004-12-20, 10:31 AM #18
Knew that one. Fun to do, although the effect is lost with glasses.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-12-20, 10:34 AM #19
used to do it at school. people said i looked like a terrorist.

Female Communist Robotic Naked Flaming Zombie Vampire Pirate Ninjas Blowing Stuff Up During A Chase Scene in The Latest Over-The-Top Vehicle While Being Chased By Flaming Nazi Zombie Vampires Driving Riced Out Cars > *
Hazard a company one process.
2004-12-20, 10:45 AM #20
that poor man...i'd probably give him a dollar



What he said ^ > Ninja Cats > *
2004-12-20, 10:52 AM #21
wow that is so cool, wish my cat did that:D
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-12-20, 1:38 PM #22
If a cat attacked me like that, I'll be more worried about the claws than the actual kick.
2004-12-20, 1:44 PM #23
Ninja Skillz!
2004-12-20, 2:21 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Duo Maxwell
that poor man...i'd probably give him a dollar



What he said ^ > Ninja Cats > *


Those are Robotic Ninja Cats - look at their eyes! Maybe their reactors are overheating, thus causing such a fiendish glow!
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2004-12-20, 2:46 PM #25
that, is brillient. I'm going to dress up tomorrow in PE
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-12-20, 2:53 PM #26
I think I'm going to have to try it right now.
Pissed Off?
2004-12-20, 3:23 PM #27
One of my friends just randomly dressed up as a ninja for a school day... it was awesome.
DO NOT WANT.
2004-12-20, 4:57 PM #28
I just had to try it. Looks pretty funky.
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