Ya im kinda of sick and need some cheering up.
You could beat the worm BUT can you cheer up a short guy with a cold?

Thanks in advance!







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Well, I could tell a joke:

How many dead babies...

On second thought, never mind.

The true history of the world

Kyle90 showed me this one. hehe.

I'm getting sick too... Stayed up till 1:30 playing shinny and sipping rum, not a good idea when you have to work dairy the next day... Can't complain though, it was fun So I'll probably be even more sick tommorrow, and need even more cheering up!

Have you guys ever had mono? I have, it was around february of this year. It started out with the symptoms of strep, but the results came back negative, so the doctor wanted to test me for mono, and voila it came back positive.
Nothing I took helped it, so for about three weeks I had a sore throat on and off.
Twas horrible.

Oh yeah.

Why did the chicken want to get to the other side of the road?
Because he was gay.
The "other side" means that if he was straight, he would have to cross the road to express himself, so he crossed "the road" and became gay.

i got bronchtis! 3rd time this year, go me!

<begin rant>that zithromax **** they prescribed me (an uninsured guy) costs ALOT.....i mean......$62.....for 6 pills! I was pissed, especially after the doctor visit costing $48. that's like $112.....plus last week i got a ****ing ticket for squeeling my tires out of a red light, and that cost $105. so yay. $217 for what? geez i don't know. o and i think i lost my job cause i'm a temp working at a factory place and i called off sick and said i had bronchitis and so today they call me and say they cut back people and would call me when they need more. </end rant>

If you have to explain the joke, that's a pretty good indication that it sucks.

I hear Windex helps sometimes for some reason. Try some of that:

It'll help something alright.

Most of you probably saw this last year, oh well.

ho ho ho!