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the self refrezelment of boards
2004-04-15, 12:36 PM #1
If we ever get new boards, I demand that we add in a feature that ignores your own posts when ordering the topics from newest to oldest. Theres no point in rereading your own posts.

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2004-04-15, 12:40 PM #2
hey, i'm happy with these boards, they have a design that i am most comfortable with, though i'd like one thing, less poo heads

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2004-04-15, 1:10 PM #3
If you don't know you were the last person to post on a thread, there's more you should be worrying about.

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2004-04-15, 1:39 PM #4
...what if your the kind of guy who likes to sit in your chair pressing the F5 button for hours at a time?

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2004-04-15, 1:41 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
...what if your the kind of guy who likes to sit in your chair pressing the F5 button for hours at a time?

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...Then you should get a life.

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2004-04-15, 1:43 PM #6
Mystic, the trick is to watch the number of replies. When you post check the number then when you see it go up you know the newest post wasnt you.

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2004-04-15, 1:45 PM #7
Yes, that's one way to do it, but it would be nicer if the board did it for you...

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2004-04-15, 1:57 PM #8
Or maybe you're just lazy!

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2004-04-15, 2:17 PM #9
Maybe if you didnt post so much useless junk you wouldnt have this problem. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-15, 4:32 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mystic0:
...what if your the kind of guy who likes to sit in your chair pressing the F5 button for hours at a time?

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Wait.. are you telling me there was a shortcut and all this time I was moving my mouse instead?

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2004-04-15, 5:15 PM #11
What if you use your magical mind powers to refresh it!? Or...f5...

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2004-04-15, 5:33 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Wait.. are you telling me there was a shortcut and all this time I was moving my mouse instead?

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LOL I was thinking the samething!!!

*pushes F5* HA! Look at it go!
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2004-04-15, 5:50 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
...Then you should get a life.

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Says the man with 11,534 posts.

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2004-04-15, 5:57 PM #14
all modern board software I've seen shows who the last poster was, so it shouldn't be an issue if the boards get updated
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2004-04-15, 6:24 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
...Then you should get a life.

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Can you buy those of newegg?

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2004-04-15, 6:26 PM #16
NO NEW BOARDS!! NO NEW BOARDS!!

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2004-04-15, 9:05 PM #17
I think we should upgrade to something newer. Perhaps phpBB? That would be great, this old version of UBB is starting to show it's age a bit.

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MB IS FAT
2004-04-16, 12:09 AM #18
But UBB is what gives this place it's charm. Regurdless if an upgrade was better, you risk losing the feel of the place. Its simplicity is what makes it good. An eloquent forum from a more civilized age...

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2004-04-16, 12:13 AM #19
With new forums comes new levels of tacked-on crap which really just wastes space. Give me functional forums anyday.

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2004-04-16, 1:59 AM #20
these forums aren't functional.

[This message has been edited by DeTRiTiC-iQ (edited April 16, 2004).]
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2004-04-16, 3:01 AM #21
better then most i've seen, we can even have 'hidden' areas, everywhere else is all of them on the one page

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Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
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<kak> WHY DO THESE RETARDS CONTINUALLY TRY LINUX?
<kak> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-04-16, 3:17 AM #22
1) It takes ages to delete posts
2) Lack of sticky topics
3) Admin features lack a lot of vital tools
4) Slow
5) I'm pretty sure other forum software can have "hidden" forums. It's not like it's a special setting in UBB, we simply don't put the forum in a catagory like all the others.
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2004-04-16, 9:53 AM #23
You can have hidden forums in phpBB. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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MB IS FAT
2004-04-16, 10:05 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
2) Lack of sticky topics
4) Slow
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I think no stickies is a good thing. Those just get annoying.

Slow? Not really from a user standpoint...



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2004-04-16, 10:27 AM #25
Having installed most of the public and pay-to-use board software out there, I can safely say that all the features this board has they have, and more. Besides that, they also usually come with better stability and speed. The only reason I can see not to upgrade to something like invisionboard (please no phpBB2) is because you've just had this for so long.

While my postcount is low, I've been lurking for years. Why not upgrade? We have the technology...
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-04-16, 5:23 PM #26
We can rebuild it, make it faster, stronger, better then before.

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2004-04-16, 5:25 PM #27
You may never use that quote again, for AOL has contaminated it. or, at least, don't use it until i forget baout that commercial.

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2004-04-16, 8:26 PM #28
These forums are probably the fastest around... if you think their slow your connection sucks... I mean to be honest these threads take what 3 to 6 seconds to load on a good day... some forums take a good 15 seconds to load because we have to load every stupid signature picture that you think is great and just want to share with the world or every little avitar you think is cool... I say you leave the damn things alone they work fine the second you change them something is gonna go wrong and everyone who wants them changed is gonna start complainning about whats wrong with the new ones.

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2004-04-16, 9:04 PM #29
The great thing about board softwares is that you can disable all those things...
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-04-17, 12:55 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
These forums are probably the fastest around... if you think their slow your connection sucks... I mean to be honest these threads take what 3 to 6 seconds to load on a good day... some forums take a good 15 seconds to load because we have to load every stupid signature picture that you think is great and just want to share with the world or every little avitar you think is cool... I say you leave the damn things alone they work fine the second you change them something is gonna go wrong and everyone who wants them changed is gonna start complainning about whats wrong with the new ones.

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Look, you're not an admin so you're don't even know half of what's wrong with these forums. But trust me, there's a lot.
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2004-04-17, 5:31 AM #31
What i like about this place is that the forums do not have topics on them that are a month old unless its an interesting one.

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2004-04-17, 5:41 AM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ:
Look, you're not an admin so you're don't even know half of what's wrong with these forums. But trust me, there's a lot.</font>


I fail to see how faulty admin software is my problem. I was talking about the overall layout and speed of the boards. The admins problems are hardly my consern and I could care less.

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2004-04-17, 7:16 AM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MechWarrior:
I fail to see how faulty admin software is my problem. I was talking about the overall layout and speed of the boards. The admins problems are hardly my consern and I could care less.

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The only thing keeping me from banning you is the fact that it would take too long and I'm too lazy. Thats how it affects you. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Seriously though, I have to agree with Detty. The admin functions on these forums take ages to complete. Just searching for a single users account on the cp will take up to 5 minutes for the scripts to find the information. Closing and moving threads also takes an eternity. It had nothing to do with the connection speed of user, its all the amount of time it takes the server-side scripts to execute. Some of this is apparent to the users too, when they try to delete posts (especially if its the first post of a thread), and when threads get so long that the forum starts to have problems with the layout.

I also used to be of the opinion "if it aint broke, dont fix it." Well, from an Admin point of view, the only thing keeping these forums from breaking is a bit a gum wedged in the cracks and a bit of luck. The software is old, and buggy, and we dont even have a quarter of the amount of control over the way things work that you get with more modern forums.

Massassi will be upgrading to new forums, its only a matter of time until it happens.

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2004-04-17, 11:20 AM #34
Can't you just upgrade the admin software and leave the forum layout the way it is?

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2004-04-17, 11:23 AM #35
Just about any forum software should be able to emulate the same layout we have here, or at least a very similar layout.

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2004-04-17, 12:24 PM #36
If possible, I say we should upgrade the forums, but retain the way the forums look as much as possible. I like the dark color scheme because it's easy on the eyes. Go into one of those white-and-blue forums, and your eyes will hurt after only a few minutes.

...or maybe that's just me. My eyes seem to have developed a sensitivity to light recently.

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2004-04-17, 12:38 PM #37
Making a massassi theme for any modern board software should only be a matter of changing the stylesheet, because there's no images here.

Someone mentioned about not seeing topics older than a month. Same as this board, new software comes with a trim option. View topics from last day/2 days/5 days/10 days/month. Plus, they have the ability to automatically remove topics from the database after a certain amount of time. BLAH BLAH BLAH I can't understand why some people don't want to upgrade. If you had a home that was being held together by scotch tape and chewing gum, wouldn't you want an upgrade? Especially if it was free?
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2004-04-17, 12:39 PM #38
The ISB needs sticky topics. Thank you.

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2004-04-17, 3:12 PM #39
^^He speaks the truth.

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-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
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2004-04-17, 3:43 PM #40
Copying over the user names and post counts will be a ***** though.

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