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A charming Christmas story
2004-12-23, 11:28 PM #1
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to Visit; this stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of Apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang and irritable Santa trudged to the door.

He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-23, 11:29 PM #2
Heeheehee. :)
2004-12-23, 11:30 PM #3
<3
D E A T H
2004-12-23, 11:37 PM #4
I heard a slightly different version last week when we got our tree.

The short version, is that the Angel kept telling Santa how to decorate the tree. Santa kept telling the the Angel to shut up. Eventually Santa got completely fed up, and shoved the top of the tree up the Angel's rear. The Angel shut up, and we got our tradition.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2004-12-24, 4:05 AM #5
Took me a little while to work out. Then...
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-12-24, 6:35 AM #6
my radio plays that every christmas eve.


... I still don't get that.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2004-12-24, 11:26 AM #7
The Angel asked Santa where she could put the tree. Without replying, Santa gave her the answer: You can put that tree right up your ***.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand

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