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so, who's leaving cookies out?
2004-12-24, 12:45 PM #1
and what kind are thay going to be?
also, eggnog, or milk for santa?

me: oatmeal chocklate chip cookies (home made) and a tall glass of milk
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2004-12-24, 1:06 PM #2
chocolate chip. by the dozen. :)
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2004-12-24, 1:15 PM #3
Santa can kiss off. I'm eating all the cookies and drinking all the egg nog.

It's not like he's going to starve any time soon.
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2004-12-24, 1:33 PM #4
Santa doesn't exist and I have a gas fireplace.
2004-12-24, 2:09 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Jon`C
Santa doesn't exist and I have a gas fireplace.


WHAT!!!???

Way to not use spoiler tags guy!

Im going to have to talk to my mom about this "non-existant" santa thing you're talking about.
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2004-12-24, 2:16 PM #6
I don't even have a working chimney breast.

And I leave nothing, because otherwise I'd eat it.
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2004-12-24, 2:43 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Santa can kiss off. I'm eating all the cookies and drinking all the egg nog.

It's not like he's going to starve any time soon.

<3
2004-12-24, 2:50 PM #8
we don't have a fireplace... last year we put out plain sugar biscuits with coloured icing (cookies cut in xmas shapes) and milk because we had a couple little kids at the house ;)

that was tough... for many years i've not had to hold my tongue (being the youngest...) about the non-existance of father xmas, heh

nothing this year... i'm eating the biscuits and drinking the eggnog.
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2004-12-24, 3:31 PM #9
when santa comes down the chimney I'm going to brutally rape him.

:mad:

Forget my bike when I'm 6 yrs old will YA???

:mad:
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2004-12-24, 4:43 PM #10
Heh, apparently my mom thinks my sister (who is 14) still believes in Santa.
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2004-12-24, 6:19 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
when santa comes down the chimney I'm going to brutally rape him.

:mad:

Forget my bike when I'm 6 yrs old will YA???

:mad:


I nearly **** myself when I read that. lol
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2004-12-24, 6:36 PM #12
The fat man is fat for a reason. He need not eat my food. Besides, my cats would probably get to it before him. Even if he DID exist.
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2004-12-24, 7:13 PM #13
I would normally leave a few shots of everclear out for the fat man, except i drank it all myself. :p

More yellow snow for me this year....
2004-12-24, 7:19 PM #14
It occurs to me I should dress up as Santa and quietly break into people's houses to increase my cookie, milk, and egg nog intake.

If the children wake up and say "Are you Santa?" I'll just say "Yes. Now STFU and go back to sleep."

*munch*
*gulp*
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2004-12-25, 12:58 AM #15
No, but I left out three landmines and a bear trap :D
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2004-12-25, 3:57 PM #16
I'm not leaving food my parents to eat... my dad is fat enough... plus they can get it themselves. :D
2004-12-25, 4:37 PM #17
yeah, just in case he survives the chiminee trap.
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