So this random girl has been IMing me every couple of months for no reason. She thinks I'm someone else, and I usually just ignore her. But from her IMs, I've been able to pick up that she's in florida, wishes her name is molly, and some other lame info. So just now, she IMd me. The great thing is, she never remembers what she's IMd me. Here's me having some fun:

§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): Hey Is this Megan
Mag: hello
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): press accept
Mag: can't my thing is broken
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): no u can see mw
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): press accept
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): ppress accept
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): why not?
Mag: can't it's broken , my comp[uter is diying
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): yah right iar
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i hate u
Mag: <3
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): whats that suppose to mean
Mag: it's a heart
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): why would u give it to me
Mag: cuz I LOVEY OU
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): u do
Mag: yeah
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): WHY \
Mag: email me your pic switched.on@gmail.com
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): not likely *** wipe
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i hate u
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i hate u
Mag: please<3<3<3
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i hate u
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i hate u
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i hate u
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i'm friggen 10 years old ****er
Mag: you told me you were 14
Mag: omg I'm a pedophile either way
Mag: go away
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): that was my sister
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i'm 37 and go to hel
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): **** U
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): **** U *****
Mag: you have bad grammer/typing skills for a 37 year old, Megan
Mag: Would you like some private tutoring?
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): **** U SICK
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): SICK O
Mag: If you're 37, what's so sick about it?
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): ur a pedofile?
Mag: I didn't know she was 10, I was intentionally mislead
Mag: Are you a cop?!
Mag: That's entrapment, I'll get my liar all over your ***
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): YES I AM
Mag: My lawyer will have your ***
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): So U SURE YOUR A PEDOFILE?
Mag: I hope you have a nice income, police
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): HOW WILL HE
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): I"M NOT THE ! WHO SAID I WAS A PEDOFILE
Mag: Is your shift button broke? Maybe it's your caps-lock key
Mag: You aren't a pedophile, but you tricked me into talking to a 10 year old (which is a felony)
Mag: You are going to jail for a long time
Mag: I have your IP address
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L):
w\e i am a ten year old
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): u cant put me in jail
Mag: Are you aware, Megan, that what you're doing is illegal? I have your IP address. In simple terms, I know your computers "name" and I can find out where you are
Mag: who you are
Mag: and I can tell the police
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i am ten years old i swear:(
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): is this mike
Mag: That doesn't matter, it's still against the law. You won't go to jail, probably, but you will probably go to Juvie and your parents will have to pay your fine
Mag: No, I'm not mike
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): well i thot u were thats why i was talking to you i swear i thot you were mike thats why i freaked when u said you were a podofile
Mag: I know all about you, and how you wish your name was molly
Mag: I hope you have a merry x-mas, you'll be getting a call from my lawyer tomorrow evening
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i'm ten years old:'(
Mag: Then he'll have to speak with your parents
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i thot u were my cousin mike
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i swaer your making me cry
Mag: That was a bad assumption to make, maybe next time you'll make sure to be more careful who you talk to on the internet
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): :'(
Mag: It's a scarey place, and I really could have been a pedophile
Mag: I won't call my lawyer, but you have to promise to be more careful in the future, a'ight?
Mag: Werd 8-)
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): I'm really sorry thats why i said i was 37 because u said u were a pedophile
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): ok i promise i will enver do it again i promise
Mag: That's fine. I don't know how you got my s/n, but you should probably get rid of it since we don't know each other
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): yes i know
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): sorry
Mag:
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): bye bye
Mag: Bye
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): see u
Mag: I might see you, but you won't see me
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): how might u see me ?
Mag: I know where you live now
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): were ?
Mag: I got your IP address, remember?
Mag: Florida
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): yepp thats right lol bye
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): see you sorry for every thing
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): i thot u were my cousin mike thats y i tricked u because i never saw him befor
§*mö££*§ l.o.v.e. t y s o n (L): ok bye




Post your own funny conversations. I love reading these things

That's disturbing for a reason I can't quite fathom.

double-u-tee-eff

I still like 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot'

I love how people say "the internet is a scary place" when really, the scariest people tend to be those that say that.

Yes, having a little fun is frightening indeed.

I don't save crap. But I'm sure I would have something wierd, considering the girl I talk to most of the time is only 16 - a minor!.

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Dog talking to a girl in the first place is a major offense, but talking to a minor? WTF is wrong with you?! OMG!!!!!

:p

right ...
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I use trillian, and chats are automatically logged. Sometimes I go back and read ones I remember being funny.

I can't get Yahoo to work with Trillian.
Yes, I've uploaded the patch thingey.

Most of my friends are female, so it only makes sense...

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