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Christmas Flatulence
2004-12-26, 4:33 AM #1
Any one else dying from their own odours??

I swear, sausage wrapped in bacon with yorskhire pudding and gravy with turkey is causing INHUMAN bowel movements

:confused:

/me dies from gas
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2004-12-26, 4:41 AM #2
I can't smell a thing. The situation is so bad. Apparently.
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2004-12-26, 12:11 PM #3
Thank you for this thoroughly useful and informative thread.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-26, 12:17 PM #4
*rolls out of thread laughing*
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-12-26, 12:40 PM #5
/Also dies!
2004-12-26, 12:53 PM #6
Holy crap!
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2004-12-26, 6:09 PM #7
We had baconny sausages. They were nice.

Actually, that was about all I had. Some sausages, half a ton of crap and a pot noodle. I have problems.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-12-26, 6:18 PM #8
Man, and I thought I was the only one! The last couple of days... if methane sold for a penny per cubic meter, I'd be rich.
Stuff
2004-12-26, 6:42 PM #9
sausage wrapped in bacon?

actually i love the pie, i had apple pie, blackberry pie, cheesecake, fruitcake, wine, applecider with rum. and lotsandlotsof rolls
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-12-26, 7:09 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Thank you for this thoroughly useful and informative thread.
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2004-12-27, 3:14 AM #11
Sausage wrapped in bacon = Pigs in Blankets = win.

Do them in the Foremanator for best results.
2004-12-27, 4:03 AM #12
I've been sent home from school for farting.
No seriously!
We were on the oval and were sitting around the teacher, making a bit of noise. So the teacher tells one student to go back to school.
Finally gets us quiet and I let off a nice big one, nice and meaty.
Turns to me and says "Pack up your stuff and go home"

Man that was funny.
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2004-12-27, 4:06 AM #13
Just imagining someone I know from the net farting feels icky.
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2004-12-27, 7:42 PM #14
Quote:
I've been sent home from school for farting.

*laughs til she falls out of her chair*
2004-12-27, 7:45 PM #15
Sent home for farting? How idiotic.
I remember being told off for farting in class, I got sent out of the room.
The principal walked past and asked why I was outside, I told him I had farted, that hadn't done it on purpose and that there was no way I could've held it in for the entire class, and didn't see why I should.
I got the teacher in trouble for that one :)
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2004-12-27, 7:46 PM #16
I feel like I'm reading porn stories, except... god, I can't masturbate to this either

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2004-12-27, 8:24 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Thank you for this thoroughly useful and informative thread.


Indeed
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2004-12-27, 8:56 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
Any one else dying from their own odours??

I swear, sausage wrapped in bacon with yorskhire pudding and gravy with turkey is causing INHUMAN bowel movements

:confused:

/me dies from gas


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