L0rd of teh Ringz0r
F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "wtf!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "Please continue, my good sir. NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "wtf?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "wtf?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "pwnned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "wtf"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "wtf... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! wtf is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "Teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "Please continue, my good sir. tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! pwned!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "Teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "wtf?"
Aragorn: "wtf?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! pwned!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! pwned!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ur hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "Please continue, my good sir. noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "wtf! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! wtf! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, Please continue, my good sir. and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs noob!"

Narrator- Teh ringz ware made for teh peoples. Teh bad d00dz ring was of teh eval! Teh good d00d killed him but then he was of teh dead. Teh golem took teh ring, it runned away and Bilbo got teh ring!!

Frodo- Gandalf! where have joo been!
Gandalf- STFU I arn't late I'm ontime!
F- joo ROXORZ!
G- joo 2!!
F- Teh Bilbo D00d is waiting for jooz!
G- DUH! I will go to MISTAR BILBOS HOME NOW!
F- BTW, joo r teh disturber of teh peece!
G- fux0r!
-KNOK KNON-
Bilbo- Im not home, BLARG!
G- Not even fur me, joo St00p N00b!!
B- Gandalf?
G-JA!
B- COme in MISTAR WIZARD!
G- So, WAZZUP!
B- WAZZZZZUP!, Ill make teh tEe
G- Kewl TeE!
B-And teh Cheaze!
"Sip...drink...slurp..."
G- joo luk kewl!
B- I feel like teh Old Fartz! I iz witheran away!
G- Hendred Eleventy Eleventy eleven some odd old ..Eh?
B- Ja! I am teh 111 SPOOKAY!!!!!
G- C U L8ter at teh partay!
-At teh partay!-
-Shooting teh fireworks-
Hobbits- Speak D00d a SPEACH!
B- half jopo sux0r more than you Rox0r and i rox0r teh sux0rness nmore than joo rox0r!
-faint claps-
B- G2g byeeee!!!
-Bilbo dissapears SPOOKAY!-
Hobbits- WTF?....Fux0r!!.. He ows me teh MONAY!
-back at bilbos place-
B- Hardy Har ha....
G- joo think joo r funnay!?
B- SHI....ZUOPOLIZAMAN!
G- THERE ARE MANY 1337 RINGZ JOORZ IS NOTOF TEH SPEDCIAL!
B- DUH St00p! I r leaving all to teh Frodo D00d!
G- ..... teh ring!
B- ...My precious...NEVAR!!!
G- TEH RING! I NOT ROB JOO .... I help joo.... gimme teh ring!
B- Fine be a n00b!
-Hugz-
G- Sorry, d00d!!!
B- I luv joo!
G- BYEEEEEE!!!!.........teh ring
B- Oh ja *clinky clink clink*
-Bilbo Leaves-
-Frodo Entarz-
F-WTF? Wherez teh Bilbo D00d?
G- Doin Stuff.
F-k....
G-He lefted joo all of his stuff
F- Phat Pimpin!
G-Word, brb, g2g bbl
F-K...
-later-
G- Give me teh ring!
F-k... here is teh ring
-Gandalf throws it in teh fire-
F-WTF r u doin joo st00p!
-takes ring out of teh firez-
-puts it in frodo's hand-
F-WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
G- St00p! itz koold!
F- Duh! but I see teh red sybolz they SCARE ME AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Frodo runs into wall-
G-It is teh eval ring!
F-FuX0r!
G-Ja, teh eval emporar, will destroy suff!
-hears rustling-
G- TEH SAM!!!!
Sam- AHHH!!!
G- What did joo heer!
S- I ain't of teh droppin teh ease I sware! I only heard about destryin teh stuff!!
G- FINE N00bz! meet me at teh pony of teh prancing!
F,S- K....
-later-
S- one more of teh steps and i'll be teh farthest from teh d00dz shack!
F- Ya pussar! just walk teh steps!
S- STFU!
F- No you STFU!
S- Fine!
-takes step-
F- See it wasn't so bad
S- I guess
-hears rustling-
-two idiots run out of the corn patch with vegis!-
Two Idiots- FuX0r! teh famer is of teh chazing us!
TI- Run!
F,S- AHHHH!!!!!!
-peoplez roll down teh hill-
-Two Idiots almost fall in teh horze p00p!-
F- Idiots joo....
-Dark Horze d00d come along-
F- hide! Teh eval FuX0r d00d!
TI,S,F- AHHHHHHH!!!
-quiteness-
Dark Horsy- sniffle, (sounds) nea...
-teh dark d00d runs away-
Everyone- thank teh god!

*end for now, I haven't typed the rest out because noone cares, and all my friends have read it in my notebook. Unless people wan't me to type out the rest thats @ll j00 get n00bs!*

Actually I made a 1337 LotR before all the other ones were made