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1st Annual Posties!!!!
2004-12-29, 3:57 PM #1
The Posties are awards ( kinda of like the grammies) but for Massassians. PM me with your vote in the following categories. Voting will be open until January 7th, which i'll post the results after I tally them. You may only vote once.

1) Most informative Poster
2) Most Annoying
3) Flamebate
4) Worst Post
5) Best Post
6) Newcomer of the year
7) No life Award
8) Most Sexy
9) Favorite Massassian
10) Most Stubborn
11) Most talented
12) Least Talented
13) Moodyest
14) Funniest
15) Most creative
16) Most Pathetic

please PM me with your votes, you may post them here if you like.
<SalvadorChicka> i wasn't all "omg canadians have sex with each other!"
2004-12-29, 7:46 PM #2
I feel sad, for I know I will not get any votes.

Ode well...
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2004-12-29, 7:52 PM #3
What about the grammar nazi award? You spelled flamebait and moodiest incorrectly. Also, mean awards are a bad idea. And also, this has been done before. Otherwise...um. Hi.
Warhead[97]
2004-12-29, 8:09 PM #4
I could probably go for newcomer of the year but im not sure...
2004-12-29, 8:17 PM #5
For #5 (best post) I vote that new guy that made that thread about "The Aztecs". That was absolutely hilarious.
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2004-12-29, 8:19 PM #6
For best post I nominate PoA_CraPpiNaCoW or whatever the guy's name was, anyways it was the guy who called someone a 2 line-name and got banned. He called him something like a high-school pop punk militia rocker gangsta... etc... I laughed for about 9 minutes...
2004-12-29, 8:24 PM #7
I'm sorry I never saw that...
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
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2004-12-29, 9:00 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by BV
For #5 (best post) I vote that new guy that made that thread about "The Aztecs". That was absolutely hilarious.


That was pretty friggin' awesome :D
2004-12-30, 9:19 AM #9
But wouldn't the "no life award" have o be awarded to every single Massassian? :p
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2004-12-30, 9:25 AM #10
1) Most informative Poster - Not me
2) Most Annoying - Not me anymore
3) Flamebate - Used to be me.
4) Worst Post - Not me anymore
5) Best Post - Yeah right.
6) Newcomer of the year - Not me.
7) No life Award - I'd be honored...but not me.
8) Most Sexy - well well Thank you, thank you!
9) Favorite Massassian - No, please, you are all TOO kind.
10) Most Stubborn - Shut up. Am not.
11) Most talented - No really, please...thank you...thank you..
12) Least Talented - Not me.
13) Moodyest - Shut up..I mean thanks.
14) Funniest - /puts on clown hat
15) Most creative - Your mom lololol I mean me.... Me me me!
16) Most Pathetic - See no Life Award

All the good awards go to me, the bad ones you can fight amongst yourselves for.
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2004-12-30, 9:28 AM #11
The grammies had nominations before the voting began.
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2004-12-30, 9:54 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
All the good awards go to me, the bad ones you can fight amongst yourselves for.

Hmm...
  1. Most Informative Poster: Dunno, it's hard to find anything that could even remotely be considered "informative" on Massassi.
  2. Most Annoying Poster: I'm not quite sure. When I just get even near Massassi, I just start feeling annoyed. It's so dense a feeling, I can't really pinpoint any one member. It could very well be all of them.
  3. Flamebait Poster: Hmm... SAJN posts flamebait wherever he goes... It's so hard to resist the bait.
  4. Worst Post: well, there's about 120,000 posts on Massassi that are contending for this title. The remainder? They didn't make enough sense to merit a "worst post" award.
  5. Best Post: Mabye this should be re-worded to resemble something that might be found at the SA forums: "least S***ty post"
  6. Newcomer of the Year: We had newcomers?! And their souls went to somebody else aside from me?! I demand to be compensated for this!
  7. No Life Award: This would be a tough choice... So many angry lifeless nerds, so little awards to give.
  8. Most Sexy: Sexiness? At Massassi? You've got to be kidding, right? Or are you referring to the most demi-pornographic pics posted on-site, or the most pornagraphy on each members HDD? I wouldn't know who.
  9. Favorite Massassian: I'm not really a Massassian... I just come back now and then to torment the damned here. All your soul are belong to us!
  10. Most Stubborn: sorry, SAJN, this is one of those awards you've failed to get; Obi_Qwiet has shown amazing ignorance at still believing that Capitalism was crated by Conservatives, and not Liberals. Yet oddly enough, Bush is showing clear anti-Capitalist tendencies, such as the steel tarrifs, which are aclear Mercantilist movement. I'm just ignoring him until he learns anything that's truthful about political ideology.
  11. Most Talented: Hmm... When it comes to posting, the people here have no talent. However, if we add in JK editing, this would either have to go to Spyral, or Wolfy. While Spyral's work looks better, Wolfy's actually made a second complete level in his series to the finish this year, complete with the voice-overs that were very good to have.
  12. Least Talented: Just about anybody else here.
  13. Moodiest: I'm not quite sure here. Perhaps all of the admin would tie for this.
  14. Funniest: SAJN's cracked us up, not just with being himself and so amazingly flamable, but let's not forget the presidential debates, even if they are secondary to his torchability.
  15. Most Creative: Everything shown here has been ripped off of something, really. Okay, perhaps this might again either go to Wolfy or Spyral.
  16. Most Pathetic: Each and every Massassian deserves this award.
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2004-12-30, 10:05 AM #13
*nudges nottheking in the shoulder* You like SAJN dont you! Eh? EH?
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2004-12-30, 10:33 AM #14
Wow, nottheking seems to have extremely low opinions of everyone, and he even considers himself not to be a massassian?

*adds nottheking to the list*
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2004-12-30, 10:50 AM #15
Dum dum dum!!!

/traumatic mucic
2004-12-30, 10:52 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Goit
*nudges nottheking in the shoulder* You like SAJN dont you! Eh? EH?

No, I just had to burninate him. It's so fun to do so, when he sets himself up for each time. Why do you think his title is "victim"?

Quote:
Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
Wow, nottheking seems to have extremely low opinions of everyone, and he even considers himself not to be a massassian?

*adds nottheking to the list*

Fine by me. but I'll have you know that my post count here is my second, or possibly my third highest on each site I've been to. My highest is at [url=forums.df-21.net]DF-21[/url], where I do happen to have the highest post count.
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2004-12-30, 10:57 AM #17
1) Most informative Poster
Mort Hog
2) Most Annoying
Obeqwiet (Or however he spells it)
3) Flamebait
Dj_Yoshi^100
4) Worst Post
Nairb
5) Best Post
Not so sure, but it's probably going to be maeve. The girl has always got something good to say.
6) Newcomer of the year
I don't pay enough attention. Nairb?
7) No life Award
GBK
8) Most Sexy
Happydud
9) Favorite Massassian
I don't like any of you. ME!
10) Most Stubborn
Mort Hog
11) Most talented
Aaron Ruthervein
12) Least Talented
Casperhead
13) Moodyest
uh... WTF?
14) Funniest
zully
15) Most creative
Aaron, again.
16) Most Pathetic
GBK

THAT WAS FUN! *cough*
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2004-12-30, 11:01 AM #18
I doubt I'd be involved.
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2004-12-30, 11:11 AM #19
1) Most informative Poster: Wolfy. I had an argument with him once, and he didn't pull any bull****, he backed up what he said.
2) Most Annoying: Obikwiet or RadioHead.
3) Flamebate: Obikwiet.
4) Worst Post: Cougar.
5) Best Post: Me, when I poutine'd Cougar.
6) Newcomer of the year: Don't really know who joined this year and who's been here for a while.
7) No life Award: Not gbk. He's cool.
8) Most Sexy: Me.
9) Favorite Massassian:
10) Most Stubborn: Zuljin.
11) Most talented: Seb.
12) Least Talented: Not sure.
13) Moodyest: jEDIkIRBY
14) Funniest: Martyn.
15) Most creative: pheonix_9.. something...
16) Most Pathetic: RadioHead or MechWarrior. Take your pick.
2004-12-30, 11:27 AM #20
er... weren't we supposed to pm him... hmm...

Doesn't matter because we all know that the newcomer of the year is intended for me.
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2004-12-30, 11:40 AM #21
I'm MOODY! ****ing liar.
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2004-12-30, 11:40 AM #22
1) Most informative Poster----either Sine or Wolfy
2) Most Annoying----MechWarrior/Radiohead
3) Flamebate----Obi
4) Worst Post----Nairb
5) Best Post----
6) Newcomer of the year----
7) No life Award----
8) Most Sexy----Yecti or Happydud
9) Favorite Massassian----Burrie. The guy's just so damn lovable
10) Most Stubborn----SAJN
11) Most talented----Bill
12) Least Talented----
13) Moodyest----Sine
14) Funniest----Zully or Jon`C
15) Most creative----Daeron or whoever did that awesome drawing of a girl with a bigass gun kneeling down and taking a shot. Man that was a good drawing. Maybe Murc
16) Most Pathetic----MechWarrior/Radiohead
D E A T H
2004-12-30, 12:11 PM #23
I obviously fit Sexiest. [Enter T-shirt Ninja Picture]
2004-12-30, 12:13 PM #24
This thread sucks.
2004-12-30, 12:24 PM #25
ur mom sux lolol

I believe I deserve a 'most creative' award for that, hello, people? :p
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2004-12-30, 12:29 PM #26
  • 1) Most informative Poster Probably Jaiph, his posts almost always have something useful to tell.
  • 2) Most Annoying I'd say BoricuaDelight. SOmething about her makes her come across as, well, pretty cheap. And dammit, we don't need AIM convo's in threads.
  • 3) Flamebate Obi_Kwiet, obviously.
  • 4) Worst Post BoricuaDelight's nipshot, so immature.
  • 5) Best Post KIRBYCLAUS
  • 6) Newcomer of the year Oxyonagon. Great guy, funny guy, listens to good music, and doesn't speak i ****ing AOL-slang.
  • 7) No life Award SAJN. How much time can you possibly spend online?
  • 8) Most Sexy Sebediah, hell yes.
  • 9) Favorite Massassian Clan Ruthervain, devious guy, great sense of humour and great musical choice.
  • 10) Most Stubborn OMGDOOM3ROCKSHL2SU- Dj_Yoshi.
  • 11) Most talented Halucid. His JK map shown as POTD a while back was God.
  • 12) Least Talented Casperhead, his space art was, well, you've seen it.
  • 13) Moodyest Mattyy, but in a good way :D
  • 14) Funniest Detty. His British humour just is sheer quality
  • 15) Most creative JEDI-Salvation. The stuff on his portfolio, just, wow.
  • 16) Most Pathetic COTF_Dude, for creating this thread.
2004-12-30, 12:37 PM #27
1) Most informative Poster DSettahr
2) Most Annoying DJ-Yoshi, MechWarrior, SAJN_Master, Obi_Kwiet
3) Flamebate Dj-Yoshi
4) Worst Post Clan_Ruthervain
5) Best Post Jaiph
6) Newcomer of the year Oxyonagon
7) No life Award Me.
8) Most Sexy Zuljin
9) Favorite Massassian Echoman
10) Most Stubborn Everyone.
11) Most talented Sine_Nomen
12) Least Talented G-Man
13) Moodyest Clan_Ruthervain
14) Funniest Jaiph
15) Most creative General_Trageton
16) Most Pathetic All the failed editors, including me.
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2004-12-30, 12:37 PM #28
Most Sexy and Favourite go to Gothix, just because he actually voted for me, too bad there wasn't more people like him in my class elections. :(

Edit: Fastgamerr can be the most creative!

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2004-12-30, 2:19 PM #29
Quote:
5) Best Post: Me, when I poutine'd Cougar.


Hey! That was teamwork!
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2004-12-30, 3:44 PM #30
1-16.) me.

Except for 3, which goes to Obi_Kwiet.
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2004-12-30, 3:46 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
5) Best Post - Yeah right.
The one where I accidently zinged you.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-30, 8:55 PM #32
Yet more evidence that Massassians don't read entire posts
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2004-12-30, 9:00 PM #33
Okay you guys can leave me out of this...
2004-12-30, 9:01 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
Hey! That was teamwork!

And you did a damn good job too. ;)

I should have saved that pic.
2004-12-30, 9:17 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedi Legend
This thread sucks.


QFT
2004-12-30, 9:20 PM #36
I think I deserve the "most pathetic" award, seeing as I just read through every single post for any mention of me...
Stuff
2004-12-30, 9:25 PM #37
Catsby is definitely the newcomer of the year, and you all drove him away.:mad:
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2004-12-30, 9:29 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
ur mom sux lolol

I believe I deserve a 'most creative' award for that, hello, people? :p


You at least deserve the "made opus laugh" award for that. :D
2004-12-30, 9:33 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
I think I deserve the "most pathetic" award, seeing as I just read through every single post for any mention of me...


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2004-12-30, 9:34 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle
Catsby is definitely the newcomer of the year, and you all drove him away.:mad:


That was the dude who refered to himself in the third person, right?

Jeeze was he weird...
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