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Things you should never type into a search engine...
2004-04-17, 8:12 PM #1
...without a filter.

My top 3:

3) post
2) midget
1) explosion

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2004-04-17, 8:13 PM #2
"Goatse"

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2004-04-17, 8:14 PM #3
tubgirl.

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2004-04-17, 8:15 PM #4
poop

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2004-04-17, 8:19 PM #5
I believe this was mentioned in another thread: Water Sports.

Really, the internet is filled with so much perversion, pretty much anything will get very very wrong results.

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2004-04-17, 8:23 PM #6
1.) Super hot she-men with horses in the back seat of a pickup truck filled with jello pr0n.

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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-17, 8:51 PM #7
I can understand "midget" and "explosion"... but "post"? Do I even want to know?

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2004-04-17, 9:00 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Your search - Super hot she-men with horses in the back seat of a pickup truck filled with jello pr0n - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords</font>


Sorry SAJN. No soup for you. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-04-17, 10:45 PM #9
Don't Google Image search "WTF". Ever.
2004-04-18, 1:34 AM #10
Carbuncle.

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2004-04-18, 2:26 AM #11
reeses

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2004-04-18, 2:50 AM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wuss:
I can understand "midget" and "explosion"... but "post"? Do I even want to know?

</font>


All I got was links to newspaper sites and postal services. Perhaps I have a filter installed?
2004-04-18, 2:55 AM #13
google image search

first pic

a hobby nudist

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2004-04-18, 3:37 AM #14
Trailer Trash
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-04-18, 4:18 AM #15
http://www.reallifecomics.com/daily.php?strip_id=1163

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2004-04-18, 4:29 AM #16
Looking for OWNED/PWNED images in the image section can lead to some, um, interesting results.

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2004-04-18, 7:16 AM #17
Good job, Genki [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-18, 7:31 AM #18
"Bare Naked Ladies"

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I'm just a little boy.
2004-04-18, 7:47 AM #19
*goes and searchs every single one of these*

*throws up 75% of inerds*

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I check my e-mail.
2004-04-18, 9:06 AM #20
WTF

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2004-04-18, 10:58 AM #21
*warning: use of the word 'massassi' in the following search engine may or may not have an effect on your soul, by continuing you acknowledge this warning and acknowledge that the search engine providing service cannot be held responsible for results that may follow*

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2004-04-18, 11:04 AM #22
Pillowfight. Just trust me on this one, one of the images that comes up is horrific.

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2004-04-18, 11:10 AM #23
dog, you use the image search engine way to much. Are you purposely looking up porn? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-18, 11:21 AM #24
Nope.

Frankly, I'm too afraid to.


Also, never look up "Family Guy". *shivers*

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

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[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 18, 2004).]
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2004-04-18, 5:04 PM #25
/screams

Oh, for the love of GOD!!!!

If you're looking for baby dogs, do NOT, for the sake of all that's good and decent, use the word "pup".

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-18, 5:09 PM #26
Type me into the Google, be it web or image search.

Then cry.

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2004-04-18, 5:21 PM #27
Do I look that gullible?

...oh wait... I was.
And further, I feel lame for not having realized it.

Out of 14 pages, there were only 3 porn pics. I was ready to say "this isn't that bad. Then the wang came.

*cries*

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited April 18, 2004).]
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2004-04-18, 5:27 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">/screams
Oh, for the love of GOD!!!!

If you're looking for baby dogs, do NOT, for the sake of all that's good and decent, use the word "pup".
</font>


AHAHAHAH! My mom was looking for dogs yesterday and she typed that in, all I heard was AHHHHHHH!!!!

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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-18, 5:28 PM #29
LOL!

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-04-18, 5:36 PM #30
[http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/bunny.jpg]

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Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!
Titan A.E.
2004-04-18, 5:38 PM #31
bear

that can get some not so fun results...

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
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2004-04-18, 5:39 PM #32
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Plicat:
Pillowfight. Just trust me on this one, one of the images that comes up is horrific.

</font>


my virgin eyes... no longer virgin...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me dies
/me dies
/me dies
/me repeats steps until dead.
/me rips his eyes out of their sockets.

Ok. From now on, I'm going to stay FAR away from these threads.

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2004-04-18, 5:40 PM #33
[http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-wtf-mug.jpg]

[http://www.planetquake.com/pjw/grafix/wtf.jpg]
NOW I'm scared.

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!
Titan A.E.
2004-04-18, 5:44 PM #34
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:


[http://www.planetquake.com/pjw/grafix/wtf.jpg]
NOW I'm scared.

</font>


*pukes on floor*

however, good photoshop skills.



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2004-04-18, 5:49 PM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Plicat:
Pillowfight. Just trust me on this one, one of the images that comes up is horrific.

</font>


Note to self: stab self in eyes. Repeat until gone.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] Ugh, for the love of all that's good and holy, DO NOT, under any circumstances whatsoever type pillowfight in.
You will regret it. For those of you with insatiable curiosity, I'll warn you that it contains male genitals and excrement.

*goes to the Aaaawwww thread to wash brain out*



[This message has been edited by Run (edited April 18, 2004).]
2004-04-18, 6:11 PM #36
I typed pillow fight and was pleasantly surprised. I want to be in that pillow fight.

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2004-04-18, 6:40 PM #37
Anything about Amsterdamn.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-04-19, 2:46 AM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Farix:
I typed pillow fight and was pleasantly surprised. I want to be in that pillow fight.

</font>


Out.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!
2004-04-19, 2:54 AM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
For those of you with insatiable curiosity, I'll warn you that it contains male genitals and excrement.</font>


See, that's what we need more of!

Err, the warning others with graphic descriptions bit, not the pe-pe and ca-ca bit.

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2004-04-19, 7:06 AM #40
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
Ok. From now on, I'm going to stay FAR away from these threads.</font>
I have a better suggestion: read the topic more carefully. It says "Things you should NEVER[/i] type into a search engine..."

Never != Always.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
- Proverbs 27:17
Ignorance breeds ignorance, anger breeds anger, violence breeds violence, so love breeds love. Choose the fruit of your life wisely.

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National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
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