Me either. I only like small to medium sized buttocks.
And also, I'll post something more thorough.
What I'm mainly interested in:
I LOVE red hair. *REAL* red hair. I can
always spot dyed-red hair, and it's not attractive to me at all. (Black hair comes in 2nd.)
Long hair (like I already mentioned earlier).
Pale-ish skin.
Someone who doesn't act like a freakin' airhead. (I REALLY hate that.)
Someone reasonably intelligent.
Someone innocent (because I don't like recycling
)
Someone with a good bit of talent.
Someone who doesn't have to be "doing" something with me and is content just hanging out with me.
If someone doesn't match
all these, I don't want to get involved. Yes, I'm really that picky.
I had a bigger list on a thread similar to this, but oh well... I don't remember it all, and don't feel like thinking too hard about it right now.