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Mr. Andersson...
2004-04-18, 9:08 PM #1
Hi!
You won't believe what I saw this morning on my way to school.
On the buss to school, the driver looked VERY MUCH LIKE AGENT SMITH!!! I didn't see him at first, but when I looked in the Rearview mirror, I saw... I saw... Dark shades, nice hair cut, and no facial expretion... GASP! IT'S HIM!!! My friend, who was also on the buss, said that "If that buss driver so much as stands up with his hand on the ear, I'd run out through the window!"
And as I was looking at him, I happened to see when he had an ich in his ear, and scratched it with his pinky...

How scary is that?

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited April 19, 2004).]
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-04-19, 1:12 AM #2
not nearly as scary as you misspelling the word "bus" so many times
(=

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2004-04-19, 1:31 AM #3
Ander's son?
2004-04-19, 1:33 AM #4
THE AGENTS ARE COMING! THE AGENTS ARE COMING!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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2004-04-19, 2:12 AM #5
Bus, OK... Sorry... Influence from Swedish. ENG=Bus, SWE=Buss. So close.

And Andersson... Oh, sorry... Was thinking Swedish again... But, it's true! In the old days, Per's son was called Erik Persson, and Erik's son would be Per Eriksson. Very confusing, I know...

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2004-04-19, 2:35 AM #6
^^^ Exactly why grammar and spelling nazi's should just shut the hell up finally!!!!

Yes I saw your (= Is. I'm just making a statement.

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[This message has been edited by Darth Evad (edited April 19, 2004).]
2004-04-19, 2:59 AM #7
You know it might also have been Elrond, or that cross-dressing guy from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

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2004-04-19, 3:23 AM #8
I saw Trinity at Target once. I asked her where Neo and Morpheus were. She proceeded to give me a funny look and walk away.

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2004-04-19, 3:40 AM #9
Are you sure that that isn't a general reaction though, phoenix? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-19, 3:55 AM #10
There is a girl at my uni that looks like Carrie-Anne Moss

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2004-04-19, 5:31 AM #11
She was hot in the first matrix... now she just looks like a drugs mess.

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2004-04-19, 5:35 AM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gothicX:
Ander's son?</font>


Son of Ander. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-19, 5:53 AM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I saw Trinity at Target once. I asked her where Neo and Morpheus were. She proceeded to give me a funny look and walk away.

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I really don't know what to say to this... witty sarcastic remarks come so easily but this... this is diffrent... you have taken soemthing from me on this day... something I want back.


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2004-04-19, 5:53 AM #14
I had a priest in church who talked like Agent Smith, it was funny when he was reading the Gospel.

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2004-04-19, 8:07 AM #15
Lets knock it off with the grammar crap. That is pretty freaky. Tell your bus driver it's not halloween.

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2004-04-19, 9:21 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Friend14:
Son of Ander. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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I heard Anderson meant son of God...

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2004-04-19, 9:29 AM #17
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I saw Trinity at Target once. I asked her where Neo and Morpheus were. She proceeded to give me a funny look and walk away.

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Had I been her, I would have punched you in the face. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-19, 12:57 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
Had I been her, I would have punched you in the face. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-19, 1:08 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Casperhead:
Lets knock it off with the grammar crap. That is pretty freaky. Tell your bus driver it's not halloween.

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Yeah, because of how he looks. That's called insulting someone and being an *** .


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2004-04-19, 1:28 PM #20
fire a gun at the driver and see if he does that fast motion dodging trick. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-04-19, 2:09 PM #21
Does he have on a suit though? Because dark shades, a nice hair cut, and a stolid face does not mean he's an agent. Although I have seen some at Washington....
2004-04-19, 3:04 PM #22
I once saw Neo at a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. He had put on a little weight though...

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2004-04-19, 3:27 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I saw Trinity at Target once. I asked her where Neo and Morpheus were. She proceeded to give me a funny look and walk away.

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If I were you I would have asked her out damn it.


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2004-04-19, 5:40 PM #24
Ph33t t3h gr@mm#r n@z!

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