Not your average fortune cookie.
http://www.badcookie.com/
"If you continually give, you will continually have nothing."
"You have an ugly heart and are well despised."
"You have an evil heart and are greatly despised."
"Now is a good time for automobile servicing."
Normally, you can add "in bed" after a fortune cookie quote for a more interesting quote, but that only works on a few from this site. [Also, that's not the point of this thread.]
Have fun.
http://www.badcookie.com/
"If you continually give, you will continually have nothing."
"You have an ugly heart and are well despised."
"You have an evil heart and are greatly despised."
"Now is a good time for automobile servicing."
Normally, you can add "in bed" after a fortune cookie quote for a more interesting quote, but that only works on a few from this site. [Also, that's not the point of this thread.]
Have fun.