I took a half a jar of peanut butter and slathered it on two slices of bread, put a miniscule bit of jelly in the middle and attempted to eat it without a drink. I failed. I think it's pretty close to seppuku with a frisbee... Real Ultimate Power. Ninja style.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

I do that all the time. Peanut butter + bread = happiness.

EDIT: Oh. Half a jar? Nevermind.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

[This message has been edited by Freelancer (edited April 18, 2004).]

I also did something fairly masochistic today. Ate chocolate chip cookies WITHOUT milk.....Yeah! I'm just barely standing after that ordeal

Unfortunately it wasn't chunky. I think it would've been even more hardcore if I had for one, not failed, and for two, it was chunky.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

Now the real challenge is to read the label on the back and see how many days' worth of saturated fat you just ate.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

Man I just went for a 2 mile jog... I was thirsty enough as it was, and now this thread.

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so I guess this is post your asinine masochisms?

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

Sounds good And while I'm at it, I recently tried the Evil Russian "Hit the Deck" pushup program. I didn't complete it, since my school schedule interfered with my sets, but I was pretty sore come Easter Monday

It seems like I remember reading somewhere that you actually digest your food better when you don't drink liquids until you're finished eating. Something to do with your saliva aiding digestion more than your drink could. Hmmm...maybe it was just a dream...

Today I was reading about the harmful effects of Splenda while drinking ice tea containing Splenda...

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now lets see you try that with vegemite Yecti

I mowed my yard, ran 2 miles for the first time in about a year, played volleyball and badmitton all in the same day.

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

Killing oneself from this life is one thing. Killing oneself from any subsequent lives that may occur later is an entirely different matter. Ninja style.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

I'm eating goldfish crackers with cherry coke instead of vanilla coke.

I've eatten at Taco Bell before.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

I once went a whole month.....whithout....pie!!!!


Barely got out of that one alive.

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Run Away!!

One time, I went a whole day without following the food pyramid. Yeah, that was tough.

I once ate like 6 corn dogs at once.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

Better luck next time.

6 years of high school and collegiate track and field. And I miss it too. I wanna go back!


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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

If you love it, half a jar of Marmite on bread is uber. Although for death by stupidly high fat content, nothing beats a fryup sandwich.

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"Apples rule. If it weren't for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we'd all have apples."

My friend gets one of those huge serving spoons, gets a jar of peanutbutter *BAM* gone.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!

Deli sliced roast beef, topped with soysauce and parmesian cheese.
on wheat.


WHAT WAS I THINKING?

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Signature.

*so original*

Your lucky this thread is a joke.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!

We...do not have peanut butter in Hungary

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PWoT, NG, EW: The best sites on the net.

-@%

My Spagetti Bolengnese (hereafter refered to as Spagetti Bog, for SP reasons) attempt:

Parents are away. Me told, Spagetti Bog in freezer. Once de-frosted, dont put it back in the freezer, cause = bad.

Me hungy. Me wants Spagetti Bog. Me thinks, w00t, I know where there is some!.

Me thinks about how to get bog without defrosting whole section.

Me sees knife. Me starts cutting bog. Me ends up with shavings of bog. Methinks, this aint such a grand idea. Lets try and do the spagetti.

Me gets spagetti. Me puts in saucepan. Me semi cooks not enought spaggetti.

Me looks at awesome meal I have cooked composing of:
Half cooked spaggetti with shavings of bog sauce.

Me looks at microwave and thinks hmmmm. In goes aforementioned awesome meal, along with some water.

And out comes...a slightly warmer awesome meal.

Didnt actually taste too bad.

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Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)

B'tduz: A popular dwarfish game which consists of standing a few feet apart and throwing large rocks at one another's head.

"Yes, it's a bloody flying alligator setting fire to my city!" - His Grace His Excellency the Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes.

Morituri Nolumus Mori

Don't you guys ever get....HUNGARY!!

hahahahahahahahohohohohohoh!!!1!111!1one!



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Run Away!!

[This message has been edited by BurrBoy (edited April 19, 2004).]

That was pretty lame but still quite funny.

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Weird Shi** Happens.
Light And Darkness

Clever...

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!

[english dubbed kung fu movie]
AHA! YOU USE MY SENSELESS THREAD OF JOKES AS A MEANS TO SHAMELESSLY PLUG YOUR LEVEL OF BEAUTY!!!!!!11ONE

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE ALREADY DOWNLOADED YOUR LEVEL AND HAVE DESECRATED IT WITH THE BLOOD OF MANY JELLY BELLY JELLYBEANS MELTED IN THE MICROWAVE FOR A MINUTE AND THIRTY SECONDS!!!11ONE

HA HA... HAHAHAHAHA!!
[/english dubbed kung fu movie]

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

What is that programme?

i tried to see how many glasses of water i could drink in a minute.. i nearly choked on the second glass... X_X

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Kroko> Massassi is like Nazi Germany online, only it's not in Germany.
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<kak> WHY DO THESE RETARDS CONTINUALLY TRY LINUX?
<kak> IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL.

They just invade Turkey when that happens.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

As long as they stay away from Greece...

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

But what if they want to fry their turkey?

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark

Behold, the Evil Russian
www.specialtactics.com/MILFIT4.pdf

If you can find the time and are willing to endure the pain, I'm sure it's quite beneficial

good god i feel your pain right now!



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stop talking in brail

300 years as jedi master i was, now i bloody night-lite

(:-) Monobrow

Heh.. Once, i was making mini pizzas out of english muffins.. Looked at the muffins, completely blue with mold. I had already got everything out, and grated the cheese, so i grabbed some saltine crackers, piled cheese and pepporoni on it, and nuked it. That was PURE grease. It tasted awesome, but i nearly hurled later

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"It's OK for us to randomly attack people!"
-BV

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Titan A.E.

"The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it." - Cale

Although my name represents one of my favorite songs, in a way it also explains my actual person, a Cosmic Castaway!

I need to go grocery shopping. But right now I need to come up with some concoction to eat for dinner... hmmmm... the massassi cookbook.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

suicide, your way of saying to god "you can't fire me, i quit!"

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*landfish 'splodes*
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